r/UmamusumeFFS

Yuuuup, been a while again or something -- not really any significant news happenin' around the place.

Someone in particular hit me up and proposed a really funny idea that I decided to rent out the center of shinjuku for this fun occasion!

It'll happen around 2 to 3-ish hours so better stay tuned on this very special event!

..uh, who is gonna lead said execution?

Right uhhh.. some guy that calls themselves UX and one of their executioners at their steed whatever..

But just read the fine print, and reserve your seats!

Zero slowly walks into the graveyard...the same one he's been visiting everyday for the past month till he arrives at a familiar grave

Zero: "hey dear....i am back again..how long has it been...a little over a month...? i don't keep track anymore.."

Zero takes out a small notebook from his pocket

Zero: "So where shall i begin.....well....we solved dantsu kidnapping case...me and Lucian did make a good duo...also tortured Tran for hurting March Lorraine.

For the kids,Xena has just been relaxing somewhere...while Mark went on a outing with Auran,seeing how she came back happy that means she had fun...dober is doing great out there in that war,though i wished she didn't have to do that...then eclipse's sister arrived yesterday...adorable..Auran spoiled her with affection though it seems robin is under fire from eclipse for neglecting her....ah right i remember mentioning we have a new daughter...efforia....she's funny little one...her marriage with shahryar is soon too...wish you could be there to see it...

but that's pretty much all for today.."

Zero closes the book and puts it back into his pocket as he stands there quietly

"Okay, so I may or may not have a little less than okay, but yknow what that doesn't matter"

"...I'm back from rehab"

Unc said I cannot get more donuts until I train more! But I already train almost of the time!

This is lowkey trainee abuse. I am going to tell daddy!

This is why I don’t engage in social media.

First-rate cheering shall rain across the upcoming tracks! That's right! I have decided that i will be becoming a cheerleader for the time being and will bring true motivation to the racers participating, including my team!

* That photo was the straw that broke the camel's back, and the sweet, mischievous little girl was turning into a dark version. She had suffered greatly from her mother's behavior and the fact that she was just a spare tire to her. To stay afloat... she had unfairly blamed Gentildonna. To please her new mother... she had faced those ghosts and even been understood by the "Gorilla," becoming friends. Because of that photo, everything had collapsed, as she could no longer blame her mother's rival... and silence was no longer there to protect her.* "Do...where am I?" ...you're safe, Lorraine...leave it to me...Marche!

Evelyn is stuck at home. She’s carrying twins that’s are due any minute now. She looks around the house, and her face contorts in anger.

“Donde está ese cabrón?!” She was referring to Robin. After AN HOUR, Robin finally came home, and Evelyn glared at him

“Idiot, dónde estabas? Ayudé me!” *Evelyn holds her hand out*

//wham

Sweating

Momma…It appears dat someone may have angered ya pretty recently and dat maaay ‘ave made dem feel bad about it so they’ve asked me ta ask you for forgiveness….

Da person in question “Tosen Jordan”

So could ya forgive em on my behalf…

*journey got off the private company jet she used for bussines abroad, she stretched herself as she walked trough the runway, eventually teleporting to tracen to check in on things*

Finally back here again, i should buy matri a gift...

*She talked to herself while walking around the campus*

AGHHH I EMBARRASSED MYSELF!!!. I CANNOT FACE THIS!!!

I MUST DO THE SIGMA ALPHA CLEANSE AND FIGHT THIS VOLCANO

SKIBIDI RIZZ CLEANSING TIME!!!!

Tsundere.

Also don't mind my peak spacing.

The Hangar is whirring in life. Just Jet, and His Fenrir-01 on their free time, wait, how long of a free time? We will never know, obviously how long it is for just two people are in there and countless sleepless nights., a huge "Mobile Suit" is on the hangar wall, around 18.7 meters tall, blue and Intimidating.

Jet now slumps on the table, eye bags are prominent on him, and His Fenrir-01 just automatically goes to it's station to recharge.

"Finally... Built this for.. well.. I don't know... For other things maybe... You'll never know when you need it...!"

He's just talking to himself, he's lost it.. as he now sits on the Steel chair, tired, looking at this Blue Mobile Suit.

^(very tasty taco...)

With help from Tachyon, these genetically-spliced abominations I call the "jurassic Marks" will be able to keep Tracen safe.

They thankfully view me as their mother, so I have full control over them and their actions. Tracen will finally be a safe zone for everyone thanks to the jurassic Marks.