u/CozmoAiTechee

My wife knew me when we were 10. We met again at 23, married at 25, have been happily married for 47 years

Marriage Math

I wake each day with a silent vow,

To earn my points—and not ask how.

For marriage math, as husbands learn,

Is less about time, it's what you earn.

******

I start with coffee, drives her 'round,

My chauffeuring skills are quite renowned.

I'm tech support with patient grace,

Resetting passwords she can’t place.

******

I set the table, neat and square,

(Though forks and spoons still get a stare).

I load the dishwasher nice and slow—

Then I put stuff away where each should go.

******

I shop with her and push the cart,

A noble beast with patient heart.

I say, “Yes dear,” while pushing slow,

Avoiding snacks she said must go.

******

She says, “It’s forty-nine, not six.”

I smile and dodge the math she picks.

“For every year,” I softly plead,

“I’ve logged my chores and many good deeds!”

******

Our love’s not loud, it’s calm and deep,

With jokes and jabs we gently keep.

She calls me out, I play along,

A bond like ours? Unshakably strong.

******

So each day ends with her soft glance,

And I'm very glad for this romance.

Not just for points, not just to strive—

But 'cause I'm lucky she’s alive

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u/CozmoAiTechee — 1 day ago
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My wife knew me when we were 10. We met again at 23, married at 25, have been happily married for 47 years

Marriage Math

I wake each day with a silent vow,

To earn my points—and not ask how.

For marriage math, as husbands learn,

Is less about time, it's what you earn.

******

I start with coffee, drives her 'round,

My chauffeuring skills are quite renowned.

I'm tech support with patient grace,

Resetting passwords she can’t place.

******

I set the table, neat and square,

(Though forks and spoons still get a stare).

I load the dishwasher nice and slow—

Then I put stuff away where each should go.

******

I shop with her and push the cart,

A noble beast with patient heart.

I say, “Yes dear,” while pushing slow,

Avoiding snacks she said must go.

******

She says, “It’s forty-nine, not six.”

I smile and dodge the math she picks.

“For every year,” I softly plead,

“I’ve logged my chores and many good deeds!”

******

Our love’s not loud, it’s calm and deep,

With jokes and jabs we gently keep.

She calls me out, I play along,

A bond like ours? Unshakably strong.

******

So each day ends with her soft glance,

And I'm very glad for this romance.

Not just for points, not just to strive—

But 'cause I'm lucky she’s alive

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u/CozmoAiTechee — 2 days ago

This is my system for tailgaters. All of my messages are non-offensive.

I always stay in the right lane and I drive the speed limit. It's amazing that even when the interstate has 4 lanes that tailgaters still try to intimidate the right lane drivers.

All of my messages are controlled by voice commands via my iPhone. My hands never leave the steering wheel nor my eyes never need to leave the road.

My favorite messages:

  1. Caution, old person driving!! I'm not in any rush.
  2. Smile! You're on tailgater cam. Also known as Exhibit A.
  3. Evidence gathering in progress
  4. ;^) You're also going to be on my YouTube Tailgater channel. Don't forget to like and subscribe

These are just a few of my messages but they are the most often used. Yes, I do have a tailgater camera. No, I don't have a Tailgater YouTube channel but I like to think that tailgaters look for themselves on YouTube when they get home.

For those who back off or for those who yield way then I send them a Thanks

If I mess up then I'll send them a Sorry, I messed up! 8^(

If they still insist on tailgating then I have: Since you're so close, we might as well get to know each other. I was born in 1954. I did well in school and ..... After retiring I was hired by a company that had me doing some really interesting stuff.

I never brake check but for those who don't get the message (pun intended) I will slow down where I can hear them screaming.

u/CozmoAiTechee — 8 days ago