u/CosmicCorgi420

Whoever decided that people need to sleep on a layer of fabric is the biggest asshole on the planet. We live in 2026 and someone hasn't come up with a better design for bed sheets? The closest thing someone has come up with is zipping the sheets on the bed but that is the biggest pain in the ass because it involves picking up the mattress. Not everyone has the luxury of having someone help them make a bed.

What if someone is a wizard at making sheets come off a bed? What if they've tried super grip designs, sheet gripping inventions, super grip sheets and extremely tucking them at the same time and the sheets still find a way to pop off the fucking mattress?! Why do we need to sleep on sheets if they purchased a super protective mattress protector? I understand they make a bed look presentable but it's not practical.

Sincerely the widow who can't keep sheets on their bed if their life depended on it.

So I am in a group on Facebook for my local area. A lot of people ask for recommendations for local places to go and eat in things. Today a parent was asking about restaurants that sing Happy Birthday to people in there and then they reveal that the person that they are taking to the restaurant is turning one years old. I gave them a bunch of restaurants that will sing and then I included a little tidbit saying that most restaurants will do it if you ask but due to the age of the person being sung to it doesn't matter. The person came back at me very defensive asking me how I know what matters to a child on their special day. I responded back to them they're only a year old they're not going to remember any of this and all they're going to do is smash their face into a cake and smile. These people are wasting their money on a restaurant to take their 1-year-old out to because they think they're going to remember their first birthday. They could save their money by just having a small party at home with friends and family instead of taking them out to a restaurant that costs more than what they make in this day of age.