Not looking to rush into naming our future dogs after two messages. Just looking for someone cool to talk to, flirt with a little, and make the workday less boring.
I’m 39, a dad, own my own business, spend too much time in the gym, and have two dogs that honestly think they pay the mortgage. Most days I’m balancing work, kids, sarcasm, and caffeine.
Things you should know:
I have the humor of a 12-year-old mixed with dad jokes
Competitive over absolutely unnecessary things
Can hold a real conversation and also send completely useless memes
Will probably roast you a little if I like you
Big fan of easygoing people and low drama
Not looking for anything super serious right out of the gate. If we click, cool. If we end up just sending each other funny stuff during the day, also cool.
Must be willing to trade selfies at some point because I refuse to believe everyone on Reddit is real.
Message me with your most irrational pet peeve or hottest food take.
u/Conscious_Dig_9405
Alright Reddit, here’s the deal…
I’m a single dad with two dogs, a solid gym routine, and a love for being outdoors. When I’m not doing dad stuff, you’ll find me lifting heavy, grilling something, or pretending I know what I’m doing outside.
Big fan of good conversation, sarcasm, and people who don’t take life too seriously.
Not looking for a relationship right now—just someone cool to talk to, laugh with, and pass the time a little.
Requirements (non-negotiable, sorry not sorry):
Must like dogs (they were here first)
Must tolerate dad jokes (they’re elite, I don’t care what anyone says)
Please be willing to share a pic early in the conversation so we both know we’re not talking to a toaster
If you can outlift me, I’m already intimidated—but also impressed.
Figured I’d switch it up from the usual scrolling and actually try talking to people…
I’m 39, single dad, have two dogs, and spend a lot of my free time either outside or in the gym lifting heavy things for no real reason. When I’m not doing dad stuff, I’m usually grilling, being outside, or convincing myself I could build something if I really wanted to.
Got me thinking though—how are people actually meeting others these days outside of dating apps? Feels like everything is either online or super surface-level now.
Do y’all stick to apps, meet people through hobbies, or just randomly end up in conversations somewhere?
Also—what’s something you’ve been into lately that’s taken up way more of your time than it should?
Alright Reddit, here’s the deal…
I’m a single dad with two dogs, a solid gym routine, and a love for being outdoors. When I’m not doing dad stuff, you’ll find me lifting heavy, grilling something, or pretending I know what I’m doing outside.
Big fan of good conversation, sarcasm, and people who don’t take life too seriously.
Not looking for a relationship right now—just someone cool to talk to, laugh with, and pass the time a little.
Requirements (non-negotiable, sorry not sorry):
Must like dogs (they were here first)
Must tolerate dad jokes (they’re elite, I don’t care what anyone says)
Please be willing to share a pic early in the conversation so we both know we’re not talking to a toaster
If you can outlift me, I’m already intimidated—but also impressed.
Howdy, divorced dad with kids and two German Shorthaired Pointers. I work from home, lift regularly, coach youth sports, and try to stay active.
I’m equal parts responsible adult and snack thief from my kids. Can grill a great steak… occasionally burn toast to keep myself humble.
Looking for:
A woman who can hold a conversation
Funny, a little sarcastic, easygoing
Must be willing to share a selfie sooner rather than later so we know we’re both real 😅
Just looking to chat, have some laughs, and see where it goes.
Message me
Alright, let’s try this again…
I’m 39, a dad, and somehow still have the energy of a golden retriever that got into pre-workout. I’ve got my life together (mostly), own a business, hit the gym, and can cook a solid steak… and yes, I clean up after myself like a responsible adult.
What I bring to the table:
Can fix things around the house (YouTube-certified, but still counts)
Will hype you up like you’re about to enter a championship game
Good with kids, dogs, and mildly chaotic situations
Equal parts sarcastic and supportive
Will absolutely steal your fries and then act like it’s your fault
What I’m looking for:
Someone who can laugh at dumb jokes and fire them right back
Must be willing to share a selfie soon (no pen pals… I need to confirm you’re not a bot or three raccoons in a trench coat)
Has their life somewhat together… or at least has a solid plan and good vibes
Can handle a little competitiveness (friendly trash talk is encouraged)
If you’ve read this far, you’re already ahead of 90% of people on here. Shoot me a message and tell me your most controversial food opinion… I need to know what I’m getting into.
Alright, let’s try this again…
I’m 39, a dad, and somehow still have the energy of a golden retriever that got into pre-workout. I’ve got my life together (mostly), own a business, hit the gym, and can cook a solid steak… and yes, I clean up after myself like a responsible adult.
What I bring to the table:
Can fix things around the house (YouTube-certified, but still counts)
Will hype you up like you’re about to enter a championship game
Good with kids, dogs, and mildly chaotic situations
Equal parts sarcastic and supportive
Will absolutely steal your fries and then act like it’s your fault
What I’m looking for:
Someone who can laugh at dumb jokes and fire them right back
Must be willing to share a selfie soon (no pen pals… I need to confirm you’re not a bot or three raccoons in a trench coat)
Has their life somewhat together… or at least has a solid plan and good vibes
Can handle a little competitiveness (friendly trash talk is encouraged)
If you’ve read this far, you’re already ahead of 90% of people on here. Shoot me a message and tell me your most controversial food opinion… I need to know what I’m getting into.