u/ConsciousStretch1028

Snape kills Dumbledore

47M here. I've had the same 3 in 1 dishwasher for about 12 years now, and never had a problem before today. It always functioned properly, never had any complaints, until it fell out of a moving truck and one of the legs broke off. I just moved into my new home, and brought it over with the first load with the furniture and bed. I guess it wasn't very secure because it wasn't strapped in and I'm a pretty reckless driver (I'm in a truck, that means get the fuck out of my way) and the door flew open and it tumbled out, and now it's all banged up. At first I thought it would be an easy fix, because getting a new one seems like a lot of work and commitment, plus I kinda like this one. Still though, I'm sitting on the couch here thinking about the financial aspect and think a repair is more expensive in the long run, plus I think it's time for a new model. Of course, she got mad when I suggested a replacement, but I explained that if she can't wash my dishes, clean my clothes, or fuck me, she's pretty useless to me. Maybe someone else will spend money on a refurb, but it ain't me. I told her I'm putting a post on Facebook Marketplace for a used dishwasher, washing machine and fleshlight, $50 or best offer, and I'm getting a new one, and now she's crying. AITAH?

I was thinking about an Animal Crossing creepypasta I read around when New Leaf came out, so around 2012/2013. I remember it was a standard enough creepypasta, but the detail that stood out to me is when the main character's face gets turned into a gyroid, like the creepy glitch when you reset while riding the train to another town in the gamecube version.