u/Computer_Particular

Da laydee hooman takes mi two da pokey place!!

The pokey lady did 3 vaxeens, dey stealz mai blood, dig in mi ears and…and….dis horrable! Close da illegal smol ears dis not safe for dem two hear.

>!&gt;!Da pokey laydee sez maybee Aiz not a girl Casserole…no laydee bits but no empty trouble puffs. SEW SHE POKED OUT MY ILLEGAL SMOL MAKER STICK! she sez if da trouble puffs taken sumtimes dis happins. Da puffs holders hide after da newtur!<!<

Not shure why dey eben due dat. Y? Duznt matter. Aiz still Casserole. Very masculine. Dems still say “oh hims soo beeyoutifull. We cannt beliebt hims a boy.”

Hoomans is sew sew dum. Dey due needs lots of trainin. And maybe soo pokey laydee fur touchin my off limuts bits??

Dis lots ob wurk. Da laydee hooman gits all haypee cuz aiz pee in da sand box. Dey shure is stoopid. Why they obsess wif pee and poop? She eben taykes mai poop two da pokey laydee in a bag.

Keely lets me use da lite box. Dis Casserole. Aiz Ben a outsyde kitteh fur 3 furevers dat da hoomans no about.
dems sew nyce sew dis flower tyme aiz say ok ewes do pets cuz Dems bring me da wet fud eben do a brushy a cuts off da clumps of da fur. Not ebil cuz dose hurts.

Well dey start doing a pik up. Aiz let dem cuz dey saphe neber hurts mi. Buts twoday dey do a longhair pik up den aiz in da house!! Da laydee hooman puts mi in da room wif my outside saphe box all diss stuffs. Wet fud, croonchy fud, crinkle myce, a box ob sand I fink, clean drink bowl. She sez dis da bestee meowthers day eber.

Wut iz dis? Aiz seez da kittehs in da house all da tymes cuz aiz sit by da glass door fur my fud. Smells da offer kittehs an maybee rahbytes? 🐰🐰

Pawyer needed iz dis gud cuz pheels saphe but new an not sew shure. Bof da man hooman and laydee hooman berry nyce. I warm on da insyde. Buts no moar roaming buts all sew no meany trash pandas.

Helps mi udderstand y hoomans did dis. And wut is meowthers day?

Casserole da floofy feral

Frozen mango, passion fruit, and dragon fruit. So delicious yogurt. Vanilla soy milk. And a lot of swearing at my blender.