No media allowed at crime scene—but don’t worry, my personal photographer knows best, says PM
- Crime scene: active investigation, serious stuff
- Media: politely told to get lost
- Investigators: “Are we even needed here?”
- PM: “Hold my suit. This plane makes a dramatic villain entrance.”
- Photographer: nervously sweating
- PM: “No worries, justice can wait. Focus on my good side.”
- Lighting & composition: 10/10
- Human decency: 0/10
- Spectator vibe: “Welcome to Mission: Ego—starring our fearless leader as the antihero”
Bonus cinematic tagline:
"Some heroes save lives… others just save face for the camera
u/Common-Breath8993 — 18 hours ago