Happy Victory Day!
"HAPPY VICTORY DAY 🇷🇺🎖️ YOU RED ARMY RASCAL😩💥!!! Make sure the only thing getting absolutely OBLITERATED today isn’t just the fascists 😳🔥🔥🔥. Raise a SHOT🥃🥃🥃 for the motherland and let your COMRADE 😏🍆 salute YOUR parade route 👅💦💦.
Today we celebrate BIG GUNS💣🚀, HARD MEN🫡, and LONG MARCHES🥵🥵🥵 through enemy territory!!! Make sure you POLISH✨ that weapon before tonight’s VICTORY PROCESSION😈🍒.
Remember babe… the REAL Berlin offensive starts in the bedroom 😩🛏️💥. Nothing says 1️⃣9️⃣4️⃣5️⃣ like absolutely DESTROYING entrenched positions 😮💨🙌🏼🚩
Send this to all your Soviet sweethearts❤️⚒️.
Get 0️⃣ back and you’re getting sent to Siberia🥶❄️
Get 5️⃣ back and you’re a Hero of the Union ⭐
Get 2️⃣0️⃣ back and you personally raised the flag over the Reichstag 🚩😫🔥”