u/Clear-Plantain1341

I wish Punisher wasn’t popular with chuds. They’re already hating on this bruh.

I wish Punisher wasn’t popular with chuds. They’re already hating on this bruh.

A guy who suffers from PTSD from war and the death of his family gets no sympathy from the many hero’s who don’t like him because he “goes too far.” Hulk kills people and everyone forgives him, (till the next comic) Deadpool and Wolverine kill people but I don’t feel like they get as much shit as Frank does.

It doesn’t help that some of his fans are idiots who think being punisher is cool. Frank has beaten people like that in the comics.

Villains who done worse get a pass like Loki because he’s somewhat charming and not looking like a bum like Frank. Idk what do you all think about Punisher.

u/Clear-Plantain1341 — 2 days ago

His argument is that the left can never like 40k because the Imperium is too evil and the right likes it because they truly understand sacrificing your comfort for fighting demons or something idk anymore. I just wish 40k didn’t attract chuds as much as it does because we do have great people who are a part of it.

u/Clear-Plantain1341 — 8 days ago

It was July 12, 2136,  humanity made contact with an extraterrestrial race known as the Venlil. Unbeknownst two both races new powers from alternate galaxies will be active in their galactic theater.
 
  “Damn it Tarva, answer!” Said Kal as he desperately tried to make contact with their governor.

   “Two ships from two different strangers…that not good,” said Silvn switching his tail in discomfort.

Indeed while the humans were with Tarva on the other side of the planet, Kal’s side encountered a large golden mother ship hovering outside of their planet’s atmosphere.

Kal turned to Silvn,  “How long will it take for the communications to get back on line?”

   “An hour or so…” Silvn’s turned away when he answered his captain.

“A smaller ship has departed!” Shouted one Venlil as a smaller ship flew down towards them.

  “Hmm if the Governor doesn’t think they’re enough of a problem to communicate with us then I guess we should lower our guard somewhat…bring six soldiers with us.” Kal ordered Silvn to do so.

  In the outskirts of town the goldish-yellow drop ship landed safely. A reconnaissance drone was the first to fly out, getting a good look at their surroundings. Inside Por’Vire Malui, Shas’El Camrio, and Kor’El Val watch this world through the drones eyes.

  “This world looks as bad as a back-water imperial planet,” scoffed Camrio.

  “They must have had a bad war,” Val muttered while chewing on his nails (a human trait he picked up living next to them).

  The drone stopped before it got too close to Kal and his men, who stared at the drone with shock and awe.

  “Can you understand them Por’Vire?” Asked El Camrio. He didn’t like how these small aliens were already meeting them armed and ready.

  “Of course I can, I am a Water Caste after,” Malui chuckled at his over confidence. “They are confused about our drones' appearance because no other race uses them.”

Camrio tapped his hooves on the metal floor,
“Hmm, what do you think about guns?”

  “Quite troublesome indeed, I think I must take lead, don’t fire unless I’m fired upon,” Malui made the sign of please and thank you and the Shas’El agreed.

 Malui slowly walked up towards the ‘meeting party’ with his arms stretched out to show he held no weapon. 

 “Greetings! I am Por’Vire Malui of the Tau Empire. I am glad to make your acquaintance.”

Kal had no response to his greeting no, he could only focus on his forward facing eyes.

 “Do not move any closer…predator!… I am Kal, protector of this region and I will want you to leave before the use of force…”

 Malui was baffled by this statement, ‘why would they fear Tau? We haven’t met before’ he thought to himself. “I think you must be mistaken because I’m vegetarian.”

Kal knew better than to believe the lies of a predator. “HA then why do your eyes face forward?!”

 “So I could see the path before me, clearer than if my eyes were on my side.” Answered Malui. Malui slowly reached into his pocket and pulled out a snack root and proceeded to eat it.

  Gasps came from the Venlil, truly a predator wouldn’t eat plants, maybe he was cured.
 
  “You…you eat…root…plant matter like a true sapient…”

  “Sapiens comes in all forms under the banner of the Tau’va, the greater good.” Malui made the sign of their philosophy.

 Kal was at a standstill, how to react to this fellow herbivore? Though the position of his eyes freaked him out he ate what they ate. 

His concentration was broken when Silvn tugged at his shoulder, “Sir, Governor Tarva has made contact with humans and broke away from the Federation!"

  “WHAT”.

Meanwhile on the planet Grenelka an Arxur hunting party of four  was trekking through the jungle. They wanted revenge on a group of Yulpa for killing one of their own.
 Chief Hunter Akor led the team of grays, he was big and strong, everything Betterment wanted. 
  Akor sniffed the air, “we are close boys, remember to be extra merciless.”
  The Arxur chuckled and growled ready to sink their teeth in still living flesh. But once they got there, someone beat them to the punch. 
  The Yulpa’s altar was broken with decapitated bodies all around, some with burn marks.

 Akor hissed in anger, “who sent another team down here without my permission!”

  The only answer Akor got was a clicking sound. This alerted the Arxur, pointing their guns at wherever that sound could be coming from. The scent got to Akor first; it was nothing he smelt before.

 “Show yourself cowered!” Shouted Akor only for his voice to be repeated towards him. This set Akor off, firing his gun wherever he could. 

One after another his men were killed off, one cut by a flying disc, the other shot by a bolt of plasma, while the other was hanged by a tight wire which also cut him.

 Akor stood alone desperately trying to find this killer but no matter where he looked Akor couldn’t find him.

 Akor  heard a thud nine feet in front of him the attacker’s invisibility faded away to reveal a yellowish humanoid with long dreads and a bio mask. This thing was known as a Yautja, a savage yet noble hunter.

 The Yautja unretracted his duel wrist blades and motioned the Arxur to fight. Akor gave the alien a toothy grin and charged at the Yautja. It only took a few seconds for the hunter to take the reptile’s head.

(FYI I wrote this last night while falling asleep)

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u/Clear-Plantain1341 — 10 days ago
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Joko and his crew men ran through the metallic hallway of their ship, warning alarms blaring all around them with a computer voice saying “warning, escaped life form.”

 The crewmate on Joko’s left tripped, Joko watched helplessly as whatever escaped containment dragged him off. With his eyes blinded by tears he finally escaped to the outside of the ship. He wasn’t alone, a handful of Likal waited outside exhausted. The Likal were a species of small gnome-like alien about 3 feet tall compared to the standard humans.

  “How did it escape?!” Spoke, the chief officer.

   “I don’t know, I think it tore through the cage…” Joko answered.

  “There’s no way something could have torn through the cages, those can hold Eiyen blood bursters!” 

  “It came from earth…it must be that weird biology…”

 The Chief officer let out a groan ruffling his fur. “From earth?…we need help…call in some humans.”

Joko was hesitant at first, “Are you sure they could handle that monster…”

“If it’s from their death world they can handle it.”

After a few hours a human animal control ship landed next to them. One guy stepped out, he was just a standard human. Humans outside of their planet were stronger, not limited by the gravity of earth; humans were seen as near unstoppable.

  “So you got an animal problem?” Asked the human.

 “Yes… it has killed half of the ship’s crew… it’s from your home world…can you get it…” said the Chief officer.

  The guy just chewed his gum and answered, “all right, what animal are we talking about?”

 The Chief officer cleared his throat, “it’s a species of feline…”

That’s all the human needed to hear, he told them to wait right here and went to get his catching tools. His crewmates asked what the issue was. “Apparently these little guys picked up an earth animal, probably a house cat, and got their crew pretty good.”

“You need help?” Asked a crewmate.

 “nah like I said, house cat,” he answered with a shrug.

“You sure it’s a house cat?”

“You know how aliens are, they fear anything. Forwarded facing eyes, fangs, claws, I have seen some run from puppies.” Both the man and his crew chuckled. This statement was sadly true, most if not all alien species feared the most harmless things if the label of ‘death world’ was attached.

The man marched confidently with his small net into the Likal ship, it took a few minutes before the sounds of screaming and roar came from the ship. The human rushed out, his arm bleeding much to the dismay of the Likal.

  “Darrel what happened!” Asked a crewmate.

  “They brought a fucken leopard on board!,” shouted Darrel.

 

 The human put on heavier gear and marched into the Likal’s ship. It took a while but the humans managed to capture the leopard wheeling the unconscious creature to their ship.

Joko took note of all this, ‘never import earth creatures for Zoos”.

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u/Clear-Plantain1341 — 17 days ago