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Second Nature, an NOP rewrite (ch 22.5 - extra episode 2)

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Memory transcription subject: Captain Sovlin, Federation Fleet Command

Date [Standardized Human Time]: November 23 through 27, 2136

With the recent Human attacks, Governor Piri thought it wise to park most of our fleet around Cradle’s orbit. I stood by her side in agreement when she announced it. But it seemed that wouldn’t help the scolding I was about to receive… She had waited until the rest of the Goljidi top brass had left the conference room to approach me. She didn’t have to say it was coming, I could feel it in the air, in the way she’d glance at me, only for a slight sorrow to hit her face.

“Sovlin…” Her face was obscured behind her claws as she spoke with what I assume was the most disappointed voice she could muster. “What, pray tell, gave you the brilliant idea to torture a prisoner, not tell me about it? And worst of all, you tossed a Venlil who could barely walk into a hungry predator’s pen??” Her arms rested on the stone table. Her holopad quest buzzing intermittently and incessantly.

“Ma’am, although I agree my actions were at the very least uncalled for and outside standard protocol—”

“Protocol? Protocol?? You’re worried about fucking protocol??”

“As I was saying…you know as much as I do just how much we lost to the Arxur. And until yesterday, all of the Federation was in agreeance that the Humans were just like them. What, pray tell, would your excellency have done in my place? Would you have let the thing that took so much from you walk free?”

“...Is this supposed to be a ‘gotcha’ moment, Sovlin? It doesn’t matter what I would've or wouldn’t’ve done. What matters is what YOU have done and how it makes my job a million times harder…” I stood in silence as she drove her point home over and over ad nauseum.

“I’m afraid I can’t undo it ma’am.” As my words trailed off, all that followed was the unquenchable silence of her judgement. It felt worse, by orders of magnitude than being left in that rotten cell by Recel.

“…You’re being demoted, Sovlin. Give me your badge.” She held a paw outstretched. She spoke again once I hesitated. “I can overlook what you did to that predator, I couldn't care less if it lived or died…” She paused as she shifted her weight from her tail to her backpaws. She calmly made her way to me, holding her paw open still. “...but you failed to fully report the situation, willfully put a Federation citizen in harm’s way and let your entire ship be evacuated, giving cover for Recel. I’m sure you understand why I have to do this.”

I removed my badge from my chest and placed it on her paw, her claws curved upwards almost grazing me as she curled her fingers into a fist around the silver insignia. The shadow she cast over me could surely fully engulf me. I felt so… small, like I had gone back to being scolded by my elders as a child.

The day would turn to night and to day again, but that feeling never really left my chest. 

As I boarded the Bastion I had the honor to inform the new captains of their promotion. They were still fresh but I had made them next in line. I waltzed into the mess hall, all spirit that I once had, completely drained. 

“First Officers Jemic and Rumi?” Two heads perked up from the crowd. “Meet me in my- the Captain’s quarters as soon as possible.” I went up ahead of them, they finally caught up to me as I cleaned my things off the desk. 

“Captain, may we come in?” The two officers meekly made themselves known.

Come in.”

“What’d you need us for, sir?”

“No need for formalities, not your Captain anymore.”

“Sir? What do you mean by...?” Jemic stood stiff as I turned around, ceremonial rug underneath me and dagger in paw. 

My eyes surely had a somber look, judging by their silent stares. But as I looked at them I didn't feel remorse or envy. They hadn’t spent that much time under my guidance but all I could feel was hope for their future and a little bit of pride. For having, in a roundabout way, brought them here.

A heavy sigh left my chest. “...Under the Protector’s guiding light I have gotten where I am today.”

“By Her will we are born.” Jemic and Remi continued, it was clear they knew it by heart.

We are Her paws who toil the land. We are Her paws who care for one another. We are Her paws who deny the lust for blood.”

“By Her will we live.”

“We are Her and She is us. We are Her children and she cares for us.” They continued. And held their paws outstretched.

“And by Her will we fall back into the earth.”

“Today we part with our blood as a vow to Her wishes.” I sliced open both my paws, the glassy chiseled blade rendered my flesh open like a plow sowing a field.

“Today we part with our blood so She knows we love Her. And heed Her call.” The younger duo followed my lead as I passed them the knife, each cutting their dominant paw. As our blood dripped down, it seeped into the rug, it melding to that of those before us. Adding them to this ichoric tapestry to our achievements.

My left paw met with Jemic’s and my right with Rumi’s. “You are Her light, Her will and Her paws on this world.” I recited the verse over and over as they held their voices. It was the way of our people. 

So much crossed my mind in that meantime. Was this part of Her plan? Were they supposed to take my place in Recel’s stead? Would I be here to watch them grow into the Captains I believed they could be? Yet all my worries faded away as I caught a glimpse of their eyes, so young and filled with determination. 

I think they’d be alright…with or without me.

I tried to feign some pride as I carried on. “Jemic and Rumi, you are hereby crowned…” I placed on each of their chests a silver insignia identical to the one I once wore. “...Captains of the Bastion, under the Galactic Federation.” The two glanced at each other uncertain of how to proceed. I recognized that fear, that apprehension in the face of duty. 

“What about you, Sir?” Rumi asked, concern flashing on his face.

“I’m afraid I'm just your Commander now.” I gestured to my new, smaller badge, which seemingly went unnoticed until now by the pair.

“We’ll make you proud, Sir.” Jemic lowered her stance and interlocked her claws in front of me, it was a gesture of respect. Rumi followed suit and so did I. 

“I’m sure you will…now to the bridge, i gotta show you the ropes. You’ll have time to put your stuff here soon.” The next two days would be stressful, for them at least. I got them used to how the crew worked best. I bombarded them with hypothetical scenarios to test their wit; swarm attacks, fanning blockades, surprise bombers. There was a bit of everything. They went well but there was still stone to polish.

The dawn of the third day arrived slowly, I was still struggling to sleep. Those eyes kept creeping back into my mind every night. I waited in my quarters until I cleared my mind or was required somewhere else. The latter came first.

Alarms blared all throughout the ship. I got up in a jolt, and hurried to put on my uniform. Was this an exercise? Surely those two wouldn’t pull that on the crew so soon. Was it the Humans? We have the whole planet surrounded, were they brute forcing it?

As I reached the bridge, a cloud of red dots spanned our holomap coming at us from the Southern edge of the system. “W- what’s happening here?”

“Three Gestin class transports and three Tugsa shuttles left hyperspace around Cradle’s orbit. The Gestins deployed a swarm of small ships. Similar to the ones near the Colony outpost.” Jemic replied without taking her eyes off the monitors.

“What about the shuttles?”

“They're tailing the rear of the swarm.” Rumi announced in between barked orders at the bridge. It was clear, at least to me, he was hiding a lot of anxiety.

The swarm closed in, finally entering our weapons’ range. Captain Jemic issued new orders in response. “Cut power to the main thrusters and idle the laser gatlings at 90%! Everyone look alive, we’re NOT letting them touch our home!” Her words mirrored my own. With a drive for duty that reassured me further of having chosen her.

The hive soon broke off into smaller fronts. They seemed to want to surround the planet rather than invading it proper. What were they up to? 

In any case, soon our starry backdrop turned to a smattering of our laser fire and plasma projectiles, and the Humans’ kinetic ammunition. Thousands of rounds streaked across the battlefield, it was a mess. The Human crafts were hard to pick off, moving as fast and nimbly as they did. But in turn, their salvos did little in the way of damage to our warships. 

I leaned back on my tail to watch the battle unfold. My protegeés were doing well, there was minimal damage to any of our forces, and that didn't sit right with me. I knew for a fact the Humans' crafts were capable of taking out ours, so why weren't they? 

Their ships were being taken out left and right. Even if they were quick, with the amount of ordinance we were spewing we were bound to hit something.

They weren't gaining ground in orbit, not were they going for the planet itself. Why were they throwing their own into a stalemate? They didn't seem to have a clear target like before, flying in confusing and ever-changing vectors…were they even the main force? 

Or was this a ploy to distract us?

I stared down towards my monitor. Behind this ever-shifting sea of red dots I caught a glimpse of three crafts veering away from the group in unison, diving into Cradle’s atmosphere. The transports...these fighters are just a ruse.

But would they be willing to sacrifice so many of their own? There were at least 50 thousand pilots by our count.

I decided it didn't matter how many siblings they sent into certain death. “SEND A FIGHTER SQUADRON AFTER THOSE TRANSPORTS.” I blurted out on instinct. I could feel the confused stares all across the bridge. Had I lost this much respect? 

Oh, right. 

“The transports. They’re making a run for Cradle. I recommend a small squadron split into three groups, Humans dodge very wildly.” The silence was dreadful.

“You heard him, people. He’s still your commanding officer. Do what he said.” Jemic came to my aid.

I shed a sigh of relief. Rumi, in turn huddled closer to me. His gaze met upwards with mine. “Are you feeling alright, Cap- sorry, Sovlin? You look uneasy, you often look so stoic.” 

“I…well, it's nothing. I'll be fine, Captain. Thank you.” 

Three groups with two fighters each tailed after those predators. Diving into our home's skies. We weren't able to maintain a stable video feed as they descended into the cloud cover. IFF relays would have to cut it.

Our crafts were much faster than the dinky Tugsas the Humans' had borrowed from the Venlil. Three yellow dots blinked to life on our radar, we were closing in.

Our ships fired, taking out the rearmost shuttle. The rest of the enemy unit remained, gunning for our capital city. Another salvo was shot. 

“Command, we clipped Target-1’s left wing.” The relay came through the radio. We fired again, and again, and again. They were as good as dead already…

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u/slug-tastic — 12 hours ago

Nature of two chapter 7

Memory transcription subject: Seln, venlil microbiologist, scientific exchange program participant.

Date [standardised human time]: August 18, 2333

As I was unpacking my things and getting settled into our new room heard a ping from my datapad. Looking at the notification, I saw Kar'ny, my exchange partner, had sent me a message.

Kar'ny: I'm here. May I come in, or do you need a minute?

Seln: It's fine, come on before I can change my mind.

Seconds later, the door and my exchange partner walked in. It was actually the first time I'd seen an Ur'nu without a spacesuit. Not that the suits hid that much. Just like the rest of her species, she had a rotund body with eight short legs and a shell covering most of her back, though most of that shell was obstructed by a large, ornately woven cloth that was draped over her body.

At the front of her body was a four-part beak structure and two breathing holes on either side of it. And above that, there were, of course, the most interesting parts of her species' anatomy. Four distinct heads, each controlled by its own separate brain, stared back at me with their combined 24 eyes.

Calling them heads might not have been entirely accurate, though, as Kar'ny had informed me they were closer to highly evolved tentacles, even if the Ur'nu themselves still called them heads.

Taking her first few steps into our shared room, my exchange partner's head began to swivel in every possible direction, scanning the entire room in about two seconds before locking back onto me.

I wonder if they ever get nauseous from having four different points of view all the time.

About five seconds after she entered the room, Kar'ny emitted a hissing noise that my translator interpreted as exited sqeeling, before charging at me, stopping right before she hit me.

Honestly, I was surprised that I'd been able to keep my cool up until now, though I suspected her lack of predatory features was doing a lot of heavy lifting there. The next thing she did, however, did cause me to panic slightly as three of her four heads lunged at me, with two latching onto my claws while the third began shifting around erratically, seemingly trying to scan me in the same way it had scanned the room earlier.

Meanwhile, the fourth began making chirping noises that, after a moment, were translated into speech, "Oh my god, the humans were so right, you people are really soft, butanywayhiitssogreattomeetyouand-"

I couldn't really pay attention to the rest of what she was saying as my body seized up with fear. The datadump we'd been sent did warn us about Ur'nu being... touchy when meeting new people, mostly because their heads evolved to be semi-independent from the main brain and extremely curious by nature.

I tried to get my breathing under control and ignore the sensory overload while stuttering, "I...It's g...good to s...se....see you too. Uhm, C... could you please let me go?"

That stopped her in her tracks as she turned bright red and quickly let me go, her heads curling in on themselves as she did, "Oh...oh no I...'m so so so sorry I really didn't mean-"

"It's okay," I said while taking a little step back. "You were excited, I get it. I'm excited too."

Slowly, she returned to a normal shade, "Right, I'm still sorry though. That wasn't really a proper way to conduct myself."

"It's fine, really. Does stuff like that happen often?"

"Only if we're really excited and or panicking,...or bored,.... or daydreaming." She chukled, still clearly a little embarrassed.

"I see, no offence, but that makes them sound more like a liability than anything," I said, studying the structures of the four heads while they, in turn, studied me.

"It really isn't that much of an issue; they lock in when I get a good work rhythm going." She said as she started to unpack her things. Sure enough, the four limbs went from a disorganised mess to the picture of coordination in the blink of an eye. perfectly positioning all her personal items around her sleeping spot.

While she was busy, I took a moment to inspect the garment she was wearing. The basic structure of it was pretty simple. It was essentially just a fancy rug that had been thrown over her shell, with a few straps and pins to stop it from falling off. The design that was woven into it, however, was a little more interesting, depicting a set of geometrical shapes and symbols showing a remarkably detailed design of a mostly red planet with small blue and green spots. Mars, I assumed, as that had been the planet she was born on.

Part of me wondered just how much the garment would have cost. Sure, the art on it isn't exactly something you'd see in a museum, but still, something like that would have cost hundreds.

Experimentally, I reached out and ran my claws across it.

Wow, that's soft. Kinda reminds me of my own- wait a minute.

Before I could finish the thought, one of Kar'ny's heads snapped in my direction, causing me to let out a little yelp of surprise before quickly pulling back my claws, "S...sorry, I was just a little curious," I muttered, a little ashamed.

"Oh, that's fine," My exchange partner chirped. "Do you like it? I had it custom-made."

"I do. I must have cost a fortune, though."

"Not really. I mean, sure it was a little picey, but it wasn't that bad. anyway-"

Ping!

My exchange partner was interrupted by a distinct pinging noise coming from underneath her cloak.

Reaching underneath it, she pulled out a circular datapad and tapped on it a few times. "Dang, looks like it's time for those tests your people were talking about. You sit tight, okay? I'll be back in a bit."

"Oh, don't worry, I'll come with you. They probably have my test scheduled after yours anyway, so-"

"Wait, I thought that was only for the humans and Ur'nu?" Kar'ny said while making her way to the door.

"That's the case for the military exchange, but given were basically just civilians, they want to see how well we can control their fear response."

"Oh, well, alrighty then. Lead the way."

[fast forwarding transcription: 5 min]

When we reached the lab, we were greeted by a human woman whom I recognised as Sara from the first contact team. Seeing a human in the flesh for the first time was nerve-racking, but at least I was able to keep my composure. "Hello there, here for the examination?" She asked in a cheerful but professional tone. Standing next to her was a robot, which I assumed was controlled by that Magellan AI.

"Yep," Kar'ny said, matching the human's cheerful attitude.

"Y...yes," I added a second later.

"Great, you're Kar'ny and Seln, right? Magellen, can you pull up their files, please?"

In response, the machine said, "

Kar'ny, Ur'nu, female, 31years old, born on Mars, she's a wetware programmer who mostly did maintenance work on Cortex. She's never had a proper psych eval, but neither cortex nor any of her previous coworkers reports any abnormal behaviour.

Seln, venlil, female, 38cycles old, born on venlil prime. She's a microbiologist who has mostly been studying the microbiome of soil samples from farmland. No history of abnormal behaviour, heart conditions or other health issues that might cause problems during the test."

Oh, so that's why I had to fill in that questionnaire before joining.

"Oh, you talked to Cortex? How's it doing?" Kar'ny asked nonchalantly as the pair guided us towards two chairs"

"Very well, it remembers you fondly and hopes you're enjoying your time here." The machine replied as my exchange partner, and we both sat down.

"Daaww, big softy, tell it I'm doing well and that I'll be back soon."

"Will do."

"Who's Cortex?" I asked as the human and robot strapped us down on the chairs and started attaching electrodes to our heads, a procedure that left Kar'ny covered in a web of wires as they needed to monitor all five of her brains.

"I'll tell you later when we aren't being treated like lab rats," She said, sounding a little nervous.

"Sorry about this", Sara said, sounding just as uncomfortable as I felt. "Frankly, I think this whole thing is overkill, but the venlil government insisted on it."

"If it ever becomes too much, please tell us, and we'll turn it off," Magellen added.

"Wow, really helping to calm my nerves here, Tincan," Kar'ny said sarcastically.

"My apologies."

"It's fine. What does this test entail again?"

"Put simply, we will be showing you some images of the Arxur and their war crimes, and then record your responses. Are you ready to begin?"

"Sssssuuuuurrre?"

"I...I guess so."

[fast forwarding transcription: 30 min]

After the test finally ended, my exchange partner and I stumbled out of the lab in a stupor. Apparently me results showed I had a remarkably high level of emotional control, which probably meant most venlil fainted during the tests. Even several minutes later, I was still shaking slightly from fear. My exchange partner was similarly rattled, having actually thrown up after the test ended.

"A...are y...y...you okay?"

"No," She said miserably, "I feel sick. "Can we just... go back to our room now, please? I wanna lie down for a bit."

"M...Me to", I said. As we started making our way back, I saw a venlil and a human approaching the lab. I couldn't be bothered to warn them, but I silently wished them luck."

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u/Usual_Message8900 — 2 hours ago

We who『Stand』Apart- Chapter 2

Time to meet the JoBros! Or at least, Eyjo's Bros. Got this out quicker than I was expecting.

Shout out to the other NoP Jojo stories:

The Nature of Stands by u/Professional_Fig6709

To Stand Against Our Natures by u/Professor_Phoenix555

As always, credit to u/Spacepaladin15 for the wonderful universe that has spawned so much fantastic fiction!

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Memory transcription subject: Jorak, Venlil Stand user

Date [standardized human time]: January 3rd, 2137

“So I’m sorry but I’ve gotta ask, every few words you say the translator is just censoring it with-”

“Lemme guess,” the yotul snorts, “Primitive [primitive expletive] expletive?” He rolls his eyes while his ears lay angry flat. “Yeah, youse and everyone else. ‘Translator Bug’ they say, for a WHOLE bunch’a [primitive expletive] classic words. Don’cha worry though,” and he stops and grins at me with a hint of mania. “I [primitive expletive] hear it too. Every. [primitive expletive] . TIME.” His eye twitches before he turns and carries on, leading us to… somewhere with answers, apparently. “Even when I only THINK the [primitive expletive] word, because Feddie tech is just soOOOOoooOOO [primitive expletive] GOOD!”

“Then, why keep saying those things? That’s gotta get rough…”

“Oh, but that’s the [primitive expletive] point! Youse think this is an ACCIDENT!? Oh no! These [primitive expletive] translators are tryin’ to control our language! This is a matter of cultural [primitive expletive] PRESERVATION!” He stomps as he walks, and his volume is just throwing fuel on the fire of my migraine. He’s leading us to a part of town I’m not sure if I’ve been before. “They coulda fixed it by now if they wanted. Naw, this is on purpose! Anyway, we’re here.”

He stops us at a pretty nondescript building, looks like it might have been an office at one point? Whatever it is, the small concrete courtyard entryway is behind a light chain gate. And standing at the entrance is…

Oh. Cold pit. Cold bottomless pit in my stomach. Evil counterbalance to the migraine. That feels awful. It’s wearing a mask, but…

“Hey, uh, why’s there… one of those things here?” I ask quietly. It’s not my first time seeing a human, but I’d managed to avoid having to deal with them pretty well so far.

“Well, it IS their shelter. Guard at the gate makes sense.” He walks with casual familiarity towards the guard, one paw raised. “Drummond, what’s up?” The large predator tilts his head to look down at… huh, come to think of it, I don’t think I got this guy’s name. The predator makes a sudden move and my breath catches, as he goes for the poor yotul’s outstretched hand—

…only to proceed to do some weird sequence of slapping it, bopping it, and knocking it around while the yotul responds with matching motions. I have no idea what I’m looking at. By some unspoken signal they finish, and “Drummond” waves us through. I can’t help but stare at the towering predator as we enter the gated compound. I flinch a bit as he leans in as I pass by.

“I taught him that!” He says, his growling voice sounding a lot more menacing than the proud tone the translator conveyed.

“...yeah, I…  I kinda figured.” I tip an ear politely as I hurry past, catching up with my guide. “Why are we at the human shelter!?”

“Anywheres else I gotta deal with [primitive expletive] fedbrains. Only place around youse don’t gotta worry about the silver [primitive expletive]’s showing up if youse make a bad joke or suggest something ‘predatory’. All the best people come by here. Oh, and be cool, they don’t wear masks inside.” I nearly trip as he calmly drops that little bomb.

“No masks!? B-but, their…”

“OooOOoOOoo, their EYES? Get over it, it ain’t that bad. ‘Sides, that stand of yours makes youse more dangerous than most of them.”

Huh. That was… a weird thought. That can’t be right though, they’re predators! Can that be right? I mean, I guess my marbles DID just let me pull out a win against this speh-headed yotul and his disappearing robot. That thing’s eyes were AWFUL, at least human ones probably don’t glow like that. I’m still not excited about it, my insides feel like cold slush and my head feels like it’s trying to hatch, but if one of them tries something I can PROBABLY protect myself at least. Oh stars, this isn’t going to end well, is it? Do I really need answers THIS badly!?

I can’t help but close my eyes as we walk through the doors, scared of what I might see. Okay, I can’t taste blood in the air, I can’t hear screams or anything… forcing an eye open, I’m confronted with… a lobby. Wait, it’s just a normal lobby? There’s a light-wooled venlil woman sitting at a reception desk, but otherwise the place looks like any typical semi-sterile corporate lobby area. I’m… not sure what I was expecting, but it wasn’t this. The yotul greets the receptionist with an ear flick and I can see her wool stand up as she notices us.

“You again!? You’d better not start any speh this time, you know how much paperwork I got stuck with after your last little stunt!?” She looks pre-emptively exhausted and annoyed by his presence. I feel you there, sister.

“Eyy, I missed youse too! Come on, y’know that wasn’t my fault!” He waltzes up with enough comfortable familiarity for the both of them, which looks pretty unwarranted from where I’m standing. “Look, it ain’t gonna happen again. I’m just here to see some friends and leave, no big deal.” She slumps back in her seat after a moment and waves us towards what looks like a cluster of elevators, her body language signalling defeat.

“You know the way, just… don’t, alright?” She busies herself with her work as the yotul leads us on, though I catch her giving me a concerned you-should-make-better-choices look which I return with my best I-agree glance. 

The elevator ride is brief. I think I had some questions I wanted to ask but the pulsing headache doesn’t feel like cooperating, so instead we ride in semi-awkward silence. The elevator stops, the doors open, and I hold my breath as they reveal… an office hallway. Why am I surprised? The yotul walks out like he owns the place and I follow suit, but it’s clear we’re in the heart of the building now. There are unmasked humans EVERYWHERE. Okay, well, not EVERYWHERE everywhere, but there’s a few of them coming and going just in this hallway alone! Their eyes, their eyes, their horrible, forward facing… not glowing… kinda small… uh… hm. You know, after the searchlights that freaky robot had, these kinda aren’t too bad in comparison. Still making my wool stand up and my insides feel awful, and there’s an electric-feeling jolt when one of them actually points those ugly things at me, but none of them are trying to charge me like a runaway truck. Okay, I think I can do this.

Trying to point my attention at anything other than my migraine or the predators, I instead focus on the building. It was absolutely some kind of corporate building at one point, the doors we’re passing have the style of offices but from the glimpses I catch through open doors, they seem to have been renovated for use as lairs. The yotul exchanges words with a few of the humans, but it’s beyond what I’m currently capable of to respond or even acknowledge any of the ones trying to say anything to me in passing. Where are we even going in here anyway? This place feels like a maze. Maybe this was a bad idea.

I take my meds twice a paw, and “getting home from work” is normally one of those times. I’m overdue, the headache is in full force, and the comforting, smothering cloud the drugs cast over my mind has rolled back to reveal the roar of the storm. Everything is just… a bit too much. As much as I try to block out sounds or ignore sights, everything is too bright, too loud, too affecting. I can feel my ears pinned back against my head, I’m aware of my tail wrapping tightly around my leg, and my heartbeat is starting to hammer inside my throat. Apparently I’m not looking too great either, as the yotul does a double-take as he turns to say something.

“Ey, youse alright? Yer lookin’ like [primitive expletive][primitive expletive][primitive expletive]!” There’s a brief pause as we both look a bit shocked. “...[primitive expletive][primitive expletive][primitive expletive]. Ho-ly [primitive expletive]!” With no more explanation, he throws open the door next to us and charges in. “EY HOWIE! I FOUND A [primitive expletive] TRIPLE!”

For at least a moment, my confusion and curiosity outweigh the pavhrain being danced out in my skull. Peeking into the room, I see it’s not another lair, this looks more like a kind of standard meeting room. The predator with the bad fashion sense and the MASSIVE HANDGUN was a bit less standard, though. Unlike most of the humans I’ve seen so far that look at least sort of well-groomed, this one’s hair looked like an unkempt mop of bristly dirty-blond wool, and was matched by the equally coarse beard that dominated his face. His short-sleeved false pelt is visually even louder than my own tri-color wool, with a vaguely floral pattern that looks like it’s trying to fit too many different hues into not enough space. His flip-flop clad feet are up on the desk while leaning back in his chair, a red-white striped bag of some little puffy things on his lap with his oddly-proportioned gun pointed idly at the ceiling. 

That was weird enough to almost make me miss the haggard-looking farsul sitting a couple seats further down, huddled over a holopad, forehead in his paw as he scrolled, looking like he had the weight of the world on him. The human swallows whatever it had been chewing.

“No way! I thought we went through all the long ones! Do it!” The visible excitement and focus in his eyes throw me off as he then casually opens his mouth wide, lowers his pistol, points it straight into his own open maw and then pulls thE OH STARS! The gun goes off with more of a ‘pop’ than the massive boom I expected, and… launches a handful of those fluffy things into his mouth? I can feel my brain skip gears a little as he snaps the apparently break-action pistol open, grabs some more fluffy things from the bag, then stuffs them INTO THE GUN before snapping it back shut. What? WHAT!? But… nobody else is reacting. The whole thing happened so fast I wasn’t sure I’d even seen it, only taking the time between the human, presumably ‘Howie’ speaking, and the yotul replying with

[primitive expletive][primitive expletive][primitive expletive]!”

Howie’s eyes go wide and his jaw hangs slack for a moment, before he replies with a whoop and firing his weird gun at the roof over the yotul’s head, the fluffy things barely being launched with enough force to shower down on the yotul, who is standing proudly.

“Oh hell yeah dude! Okay, write that down, if we figure…” At that point he notices me. We lock eyes for an awkward moment. I glance at his gun. He sees where I’m looking and glances at his gun. He suddenly makes a very large and very obviously fake stretching motion with a similarly badly acted yawn, reaching behind his back with the gun only to return an empty hand. “Heyyyy buddy, who’s the, uh, new guy?”

“Oh yeah! Can stacker: the gang. The gang: can stacker! He was doin’ some Stand [primitive expletive] downtown, but we worked it out. I knocked him around pretty good though, youse still got somma those zuru zooters? Figure maybe he’ll be useful.” The farsul looks up at him with a tired glare, forming an impromptu pincer maneuver with my own glare from behind.

“I didn’t know Can Stacker was a venlil name, to be honest. Then again, when dealing with atavision-users,” the farsul responds with weird emphasis, “I guess we DO run into some unusual people.” He turns his attention to me. “We, however, are not a ‘gang’, let alone ‘THE gang’. I am Meiq, the human there is Howie, and you’ve apparently already dealt with Eyjo. So, if I were to hazard a guess…” he looks me up and down, and I feel like I’m being catalogued. “...some sort of can-related power? Maybe… oh, I’m not sure I even want to know.”

“My name is NOT Can Stacker!” Oh, some of that fire is back. Huh, it’s still pointing at the yotul. I’m starting to hear a faint ringing in my ears too, that’s a new one. “My name is JORAK! Can stacker is just a stupid thing he’s been calling me ever since he was a brahkass at my job while I was on the clock! Then he jumps me, drags me off to that warehouse, makes me BEAT THE SPEH out of him with MARBLES, not CANS!” Owowow, my head! The ringing isn’t stopping! “Th-then, he SOMEHOW sells me on the idea that I should c-come here to get ‘answers’, and now I’m late on my meds!” I flick an ear in an attempt to do something about the ringing, but the motion reveals that it’s not a sound coming from INSIDE my head, just NEAR my head. Reflexively turning around, I jump and yelp as I see a vibrating chrome plate right behind where my head was!

Falling down into the room, I scoot backwards as I get a better look at what had been behind me. That “chrome plate” was the business end of a big shovel, being held by an even bigger robot… thing! I only get a brief moment to notice the farsulian proportions and what looks like a short cloak of holopads before it leaps over the table and vanishes into Meiq. My heart is racing as I try to reconcile what I’ve just seen with reality.

“Story checks out.” Meiq is sitting properly upright now, eyes still skimming his pad until they flick up to the yotul. “Eyjo, what you did was stupid. You were lucky that he had no idea what he was doing.” With a huff, he connects to the holoprojector I’d overlooked bolted to the roof, before a floating 3D layout of the warehouse appeared and started to slowly rotate over the middle of the table. Getting back to my feet for a closer look, I have to wonder how he got this map so fast. 

“The longest possible straight line was barely over [30 meters]. Based on Locomotive Breath’s acceleration, that means a maximum of 43% of top speed, with real-world conditions making the practical average closer to 10-15 meters. If he was actually aggressive or competent-” he glances over at me. “...no offense,” I communicate none taken with my tail before he turns back to Eyjo. “-you could have been pulverized. It also looks like you were the instigator here, as far as I can tell.”

“Ey, [primitive expletive] youse! We all KNOW we gotta take stand users-” he emphasized that weirdly while looking at the farsul. Hmm. “-seriously! It woulda been too dangerous to wait! Look, youse weren’t there, and youse get [primitive expletive] wrong all the time, so…” Meiq cuts him off.

“From single sources yes, from multiple witnesses, less frequently.” Eyjo turns to see the farsul robot-thing behind him doing the same shovel thing it did to me.

“EY! [primitive expletive]! I said don’ DO that without askin’ first! [primitive expletive]!” He waves away the robot like he was waving a cloud of flies away from his head, and the thing hops and fades back into the farsul once more. I managed a slightly better look at it this time, at least enough to see its weird kaleidoscope-sparkler eyes.

“Yes, and I’ve told you MANY times to THINK. BEFORE. YOU ACT. Anyway.” He makes a show of turning from Eyjo to me, pad still in hand but attention off it for the moment. “Jorak, then. Some sort of sphere-based swarm-type atavision. I appreciate the restraint you showed in response to Eyjo being Eyjo, but I must ask: now that you are aware of your atavision ability, what do you intend to do with it?”

Maybe it’s the latest wave of my migraine, maybe it’s the lack of meds, maybe I’ve just hit my limit today, but being grilled isn’t something I’m in the mood for.

“I intend to get some answers!” I feel one eye flinch almost closed as another spike of pain pours into my head. “...and painkillers! Painkillers first, actually! Or as fast as you can manage.” At that cue, Howie lowers his feet off the table and his chair plunks forward as he returns to level, before reaching down and picking up a backpack that must have been on the floor. Rummaging around inside, he pulls out a small pill bottle and slides it across the table.

“Here you go man, it’s some good Zurulian stuff I can’t pronounce. One should do ya, two will make you melt into the nearest couch.” I wrestle the lid off and then fight back the urge to toss back a handful, grabbing two but only popping one for now—best not to dive in, but this headache sucks. Resealing the bottle, I roll it inaccurately back to Howie, who catches it with a lean as it rolls off the table. Nothing for it now but to wait for it to kick in, and in the meantime…

“Okay, so, I’ve got questions.” I point at the farsul. “What’s an atavision? Eyjo was talking about stands earlier, and I don’t know what the difference is. Or really what they ARE.” My tail lashes behind me. “I know that’s what he called my marbles and his robot, but that doesn’t EXPLAIN anything.” The farsul takes a deep breath, only to be cut off by Howie talking through a mouthful of those fluffy things.

“Atavision is the stupid Feddie name, he means Stands. They’re the same thing.”

“I’ll have you know that ‘atavision’ is the logical term that has been accepted and agreed upon by NUMEROUS worlds over the span of CENTURIES! It makes far more etymological sense! These atavistic visions are embodiments of deeply repressed ancestral predatory heritage, incarnated in ways that reflect deep-seated personality traits!”

“Oh and what, do they ‘atavision’ beside you? Nuh-uh dumbass, they STAND beside you. They’re Stands.” I’m pretty sure the translator is doing some heavy lifting for the human as he speaks through a full-looking mouth. The exasperated look on the farsul says they’ve had this discussion many times.

“...whether you’d prefer to use the proper academic term or the incorrect and ridiculous human neologism, the rest of my statement stands.”

“HAH! Stands! Gottem!”

“Quiet. They are semi-physical incarnations of predatory heritage, some would say taint, with powers and abilities unique to the individual and typically reflective of their personality in some regard. As you’ve experienced, they are capable of exhibiting physical properties, but can also be withdrawn into the user’s psyche.” As he explains, I feel a weight start to lift as the painkillers kick in. “Atavisions can only be seen by other atavision-users, a poorly-understood phenomenon that is nonetheless useful for avoiding unwanted attention. Though I imagine a random passerby would have still had some questions had they seen you get knocked into the air by NOTHING.” The last part was said pointedly at Eyjo. That’s… a lot to wrap my head around all at once.

“Okay, and… where did it come from? Why do I have one?” These painkillers are fast, they’re doing wonders for my migraine and the various aches and pains from the fight, but the un-muffled storm is still raging in my head.

“Well, that’s a good question, and the fact that you’re asking it rules out some possibilities. Some people are born with their atavisions or develop them later in life, while others gain their atavisions by exposure to a rare and usually lethal spaceborne virus. Going by the fact that this seems new to you, I think it’s safe to say you weren’t born with yours. Do you have any parents or ancestors with unusual abilities, or who developed unusual abilities recently?”

I haven’t thought about my parents in… oh no, the storm has turned to a monsoon. Not good. I can feel the rain gathering in my eyes all of a sudden.

“I… I don’t think so, but…” I take a suddenly difficult breath, before wiping my eyes. “Th-they both passed while I was in the Facility. I haven’t s-seen them since…” My throat closes up. Why are my eyes still blurry? I just wiped them. “I’m s-sorry,” I manage to choke out, “but I…” I go silent as I focus on just withstanding the pelting rain and dark stormclouds in my head. “I’m n-not sure why this is happening suddenly. I don’t think they h-had anything like… well, any of this.” It’s the human, Howie, that pipes up next, a look of concern furrowing his brow.

“Hey, whoa, dude, slow down and just breathe with me, okay? Come on man, look at me here.” I try, throat still trying to close as I look toward his increasingly blurry outline. My vision is too fuzzy to even see his eyes, which probably helps. “Okay in… hold it for a sec, and… out. In… and out.” I can hear him breathing loudly on purpose, and my own breaths fall in sync soon enough. Hanging on to the table, I just focus on breathing for a moment until the rain clears up a little. With a shuddering breath, I wipe my eyes, and this time they don’t cloud right back up.

“Th-thank you. I’m normally not like this, it’s probably j-just being late on my meds. I…” I swallow, and take another few moments. Stupid voice cracking all weird, stupid storm in my skull. Shaking my head to try and clear it a bit, I flick a thanks to Howie with my tail before turning back to Meiq. “I don’t think they did. And I don’t even know w-when I got this. It was just a visualization exercise to help me understand w-where I’m at emotionally, I thought that’s all it was until Eyjo smacked one.” Wiping my eyes again, I can feel my breathing finally stabilize.

“Well, that does seem to point towards it being a more recent development. Now, if you don’t mind me asking…” setting down the holopad for the first time since I’ve seen him, he folds his hands together and turns his attention fully towards me. “...between your mentions of ‘the facility’ and your medication, would it be safe to assume that you were diagnosed with PD and went through treatment for it?” I sign yes with my tail. “Thought so. And how long ago were you released?” I think back. The medication makes my memories a little hazy, but…

“A bit over half a cycle, I think?”

“I see. And was this ‘visualization exercise’ of yours something from your time inside, or is it something you picked up afterwards?” One of his floppy ears flicks a little.

“From inside. I forget when I learned it, time gets… weird in there when you’re on medication. I was in there for…” it hurts to think about, the sheer amount of my life that evaporated inside that place. “C-cycles. I learned it from one of the other patients, and it helped. If it was ever able to do this kind of stuff before, my time in there would have gone differently. Does that… help at all?” Meiq leans back with a long-suffering sigh, rubbing his eyes.

“It’s one more data point indicating an increasingly unfortunate trend of new atavision users. Even beyond grand-scale events like humanity making themselves known while already possessing a pre-established history of atavision use, isolated incidents have been on the rise.” Picking his pad back up, he once more fires up the holo-display, presenting a range of windows displaying various data. It’s actually hard to parse, but it looks like one window is showing a progressing timeline, and the data flashing across the other windows as the timeline makes spikes like a quickening heartbeat look like dossiers on people, of all sorts of species. Pictures, both of them and presumably their stands, along with corresponding pings on an extremely zoomed out map showing them cropping up around the city and neighboring regions. There’s too much information too fast to be able to follow, but the point is well made. 

“Until the last couple of cycles, atavision activity around here didn’t vary meaningfully from the general baseline. While we can’t know the objective number of atavision users who were passing through quietly, the way such individuals seem prone to encountering each other, plus the types of personalities they tend to have, mean that we can use observed or proven atavision confrontations to estimate the density of atavision users.” The data readouts change with increasing frequency as he talks, until it comes to a stop on… hey, that’s me!

I blink and do a double take, but sure enough, it’s a minimalist profile on myself, containing a much more clinically-worded recounting of what I’d shared about my history, a pip on the map which lines up with the general region of the city Eyjo and I had scrapped things out, and a picture of me from just now if the background and expression are any indication.

“Hey, when did- how did you have time to enter that?” Still reeling a bit from information overload after watching that strobe show of a display, I cling to the one question I feel I can maybe get a clear answer for. “Is… your ‘atavision’ doing this? Is that what yours does?”

“Correct. Among other things,『>!Soapbox Tao!<』assists with the collection and sorting of information.” For a moment, I can sort of see a shimmer of its face over Meiq’s like a ghostly partial mask, one crackling eye fixed on me. Just as quickly it’s gone again. “It would be hard to collate enough loose data by myself to even attempt to monitor the situation, otherwise. Even with atavision incidents on the rise, they are never reported as such, given that the vast supermajority of people are unaware that they exist.”

Hey, wait a scratch.

“Hang on, wait, that actually doesn’t make any sense. You just showed me… I don’t even KNOW how many other atavision users, all from around here. Some of those files had pictures of major property damage. How could this all possibly be going on without people knowing about it!?” My tail lashes behind me while my ears lay back at an angle. “This doesn’t add up, people would have figured it out by now.”

“Kid, you have no idea what’s going on that people have no idea about. The average person lives under so many layers of carefully crafted lies, omissions, propaganda, and control that they’ll be lucky if they ever come close to figuring out a fraction of it. For example, did you know that you venlil are supposed to have noses?”

“...what? No we aren’t, everyone knows that.”

“Certainly! Just like ‘everyone knew’ that humans wiped themselves out, correct?” Meiq is sitting up a bit straighter, still looking just as scraggly but now with some energy behind his eyes.

“That’s not the same and you know it!”

“Only in that your noses are ACTUALLY gone, whereas people only THOUGHT humanity was gone.” Meiq seems to be enjoying this. In the corner, Eyjo groans.

“Ah [primitive expletive], youse got him going again… [primitive expletive] this, I’m gonna go get some popcorn.” He turns and heads down the hall, sounding pretty done with where this conversation is heading. Meiq, however, seems to be building momentum.

“Now, I can perfectly understand the skepticism, the idea that there could be people wandering around with bizarre powers, powers typically invisible to normal folks, seems implausible. But! We’re talking about a phenomenon that affects an infinitesimal fraction of the population, with effects that can be dismissed as exaggeration, the rantings of the predator diseased, the aftereffects of drugs or dreams, outright lies, or whatever other justification is most convenient! For almost everyone, even if they were aware of atavisions, it wouldn’t impact their personal lives in any meaningful way. Most people will never even meet a user unknowingly, let alone have cause to dig into something that sounds so impossible.” At some point during his increasingly animated rant, he rose to his feet.

“But most people aren’t even aware of the hidden truths that would affect them personally, let alone issues that would offer them only academic levels of interest. Even when such truths are all but staring them in the face, they don’t think to ask why? To dig at a comfortable lie with an uncomfortable fact poking out of it… have you ever wondered why the Gojid have a dish named after a small prey creature from the Cradle? Or why all Arxur appear to display varying degrees of albinism? Or how a fully modern observation team could simply miss that humans were still alive? ” I can feel myself going wall-eyed as he continues, leaning back as his volume builds. It takes me a moment to realize he’s stopped and is waiting for some kind of response, his tail wagging behind him.

“No, I… I haven’t.”

“EXACTLY! Most people are oblivious to what’s going on right under their noses, or their lack thereof! Once you start to understand just how many major things people are unaware of, the general unawareness about atavisions makes much more sense! I can understand your concern or disbelief, but trust me when I say, it’s not as delicate a secret as one might think.”

A crumpling sound from Howie during a moment’s pause points our collective attention his way, as he balls up the empty bag of his snacks before tossing it at the garbage bin in the corner and missing quite badly.

“I’ve got a question though, from that fight replay. Meiq, can you bring that back up?” It takes the farsul just a couple of moments of fiddling with his pad before the projector once more brings up the piecemeal projection of the warehouse. Howie makes a sort of rolling hand gesture, and Meiq starts playing it from the point where I got free of the chair. It plays back at high speed, and I’m treated to watching myself get bashed around again. Just as we’re getting near the end of the fight, Howie pipes up with “alright, slow it down here.”

“Now, something I gotta ask, if this IS your first Stand fight like you said… how did you know to go after Eyjo instead of his Stand?” He raises one eyebrow at me. “That’s not exactly an obvious connection to make during your first fight, most people that are getting attacked usually try to fight the thing attacking them, right?” His eyes narrow. “So how did you know?”

“I… didn’t actually. Honestly I wasn’t even thinking that clearly, I was just really mad at him, and hurting him seemed more… I dunno, possible than hurting his, uh… Stand.” Now that I’m thinking about it, I’m having mixed feelings about that. On the one paw, that’s some good luck how that worked out, on the other paw, without that luck I would have been screwed—this is why I need my meds, otherwise my PD makes me do stupid things! Just as I’m starting to spiral with the thought of a relapse entering my head, Howie’s barking laugh distracts me.

“HAH! Yeah, that sounds like Eyjo alright. He’s kind of a dick.” He says the last part with a broad, toothy grin that makes my wool stand up, and it takes me a moment to see that he’s looking past me.

“Ey, y’know youse all love me, [primitive expletive] youse!” Eyjo is back from wherever he went, standing in the doorway with a bag of puffy snacks in his paw as he pops one into his mouth with a speh-eating grin.

“Yeah fuck you too bud. I can’t believe you got your ass kicked by an ACTUAL first timer!”

“Beginner’s luck! I was draggin’ ‘im up and down the whole place. In fact, hang on, rewind the fight?” We all watch as the fight plays back in high-speed reverse, which is mostly just me flying into shattered boxes that repair as I land through them. “OKAY STOP! Yeah, dis part [primitive expletive] got me!” Ah, it’s the bit where I got smashed through one crate before bouncing off another mid-air. Just watching it again, it’s like I can feel those bruises through the high-octane painkillers. “Yeah, just scrub it back and forth! Ahahahahaa!” Apparently my ricochet is comedy gold by yotul standards as it plays forward and backward over the moment, and Howie also lets out some kind of snort-laugh.

“That actually kinda DOES get funnier the more times it loops. Dude, how did you walk that off? You must have been like ten, fifteen feet up when you hit that second one, and look at the SPIN! That looks like it SUCKED!”

“It DID suck! I know I’m already mostly black and orange, but I’m pretty sure I’m black and orange UNDER my wool now too!”

“Yeah yeah boo hoo, I think youse cracked one o’ my ribs when ya landed on me, ya fat [primitive expletive].”

“Oh shit actually yeah, Meiq, can you loop that end tackle? I wanna see that a bit more clearly.”

“Certainly, I think there are some good lessons to be learned there.”

“Ey! Wait! Y’don’t gotta… ah, [primitive expletive] youse!”

This time I got a good laugh out of watching the footage loop back and forth, seeing Eyjo’s arrogant expression turn into a look of “I brahked up” over and over right before I put him on the ground… yeah, actually, seeing it like this, I can believe a cracked rib. Apparently I’m not the only one either, as a laughing Howie pipes up.

“Dawg, you got WRECKED! Man you probably need one of these too.” Still laughing, he once more pulls out the Zurulian painkillers before sliding them Eyjo’s way. The yotul grumbles but takes the bottle, opening it up only to pause.

“Ey, Howie, youse still got dat movie ya wanted t’show? Large Problems in Small… whatever?” Howie’s eyes light up.

“Big Trouble in Little China? Oh FUCK yeah dude, I’m ALWAYS down for that one!” He glances over to me and then to Meiq. “You guys wanna stick around for this one? I mean it’s… not really a Federation kinda movie, I guess you’d see it being kinda on the ‘predatory’ side, but it’s SO much fun.” Eyjo, meanwhile, shrugs, pulls out two of the painkillers, and pops them both.

“...no thank you, I respect that you two enjoy casually watching horrific things unfold, but I should get going anyway. I have an article to finish writing.” Meiq gets up, tapping at his pad as he disconnects from the projector, before turning to me. “Unless you want to contend with a period of nightmares whenever you close your eyes, I would strongly suggest not diving into uncensored human entertainment media. It can be… rather jarring.”

I weigh my options and realize he’s probably right.

“I think I’m gonna head out too. I’m really overdue for my meds, and I wanna sleep like you wouldn’t believe.” Meiq nods and makes his way to the door. I realize that following him is probably going to be the easiest way to find my way out of this building, so I make it quick with the other two. “Howie, good to meet you, Eyjo, brahk you but I guess I’ll see you around. Probably don’t come by the store for a while though, I’m pretty sure the boss would try to toss you out and I don’t see that going well for anyone.”

“Yeah, probably not! [primitive expletive] youse too, can stacker, don’ go losing any fights before I getta chance to whup you in round two!” he laughs.

“Peace out dude, go sleep off that win!” Howie gives another toothy grin that sends an unpleasant shudder down my spine, and I give the both of them a wave of my tail as I turn to catch up with Meiq. He’s already started down the hall, but I’m able to catch up with him quickly enough. He gives me a curious look as I slow down to keep pace.

“I, eh… don’t really remember the path we took to get here, so I’m just gonna follow you out, if that’s okay.” He flicks a yes with his tail, and we continue to the elevator in silence. The silence stretches as we then wait for the elevator, and just as it’s starting to feel a little awkward, he speaks up.

“You still didn’t answer, by the way.” I raise one ear questioningly. “Earlier, when you arrived. Now that you understand that you have an Atavision, what do you intend to do with it?” With a ding, the elevator arrives, and we step in. He presses the button for the ground floor. “While I strongly approve of how you chose to handle Eyjo, my concern is that you may let that go to your head. You would not be the first user to get a taste of their newfound power and then begin looking for opportunities to use it… or MIS-use it.” He gives me a particularly serious look, not a judgemental one, but one that conveys the sense that he’s got several such examples in mind.

“I… honestly just want to go back to my normal life. This isn’t something I asked for, and it sounds kinda overwhelming and weird. Er, no offense.” He gives a nod, which is a piece of body language I’m not entirely sure how to interpret. “The whole rolling thing is kinda fun and helpful, so I can see maybe using that if I suddenly need to move around quickly, but I don’t wanna do anything that’s gonna get me put back in a facility.” Just mentioning that makes my anxiety flare a little, and my breathing quickens while my ears start to ring. A few shuddering breaths gets it back under control though.

“I see. I can respect that.” The elevator reaches the ground floor with a ding, and the doors slide open. Meiq steps through first, and doesn’t turn to face me as he continues to talk. “In that case, perhaps it would be a good idea for us to exchange contact information. In the event that you DO find yourself in an Atavision-related situation, it would likely be wise for you to contact us for help rather than trying to deal with it yourself. Your atavision is, if you’ll excuse my saying so, not particularly suited to conflict. You were lucky that Eyjo was… being Eyjo.” He keeps his voice discretely low as we walk through the lobby. The receptionist spots me and smiles with her ears, and I give her a tail wave as we make our way out.

“That sounds great to me, you guys seem way more comfortable with all this stuff and I’d kinda rather keep my head down. I don’t actually have my pad on me, but are you on Bleat? I can add you when I get home.”

We exchange contact information before heading separate ways. The walk home feels like it takes energy I didn’t have a claw ago, let alone now, and by the time I finally shut my door behind me I feel just about ready to collapse. I know I’m really late on my meds, but the last thing I want to do is try to sleep with this storm still rattling around my head, and so I stumble into my washroom and run through my routine on autopilot. As an added bonus, I take the second painkiller as well. I briefly consider showering, but the even the thought of going through the whole drying process is exhausting right now. With the fog of the meds rolling in to cover up the storm I sag a bit in relief, and by the time I’m done what parts of my evening routine I have the energy for, I’m starting to see what Howie meant about taking two of those painkillers. I make it to the bed, almost half a claw later than I normally like to, and barely remember to send Meiq a friend request on Bleat before collapsing into bed.

Memory transcription subject: Eyjo, Zuru-zooted yotul

I maybe can't feel my body right now but this is the greatest t̴a̷k̵t̸e̵n̷ movie I've ever seen in my entire life.

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No fights this time, but a ton more dialogue! What are your thoughts on this motley bunch of scoundrels? I'm delighted to hear any feedback or theories you might have. We got a good look at Meiq's stand, but what does Howie have up his sleeve? I'm sure we'll find out the details eventually.

Song Reference for『Soapbox Tao』

Pavhrain: a traditional and "old-timey" Venlil dance with a lot of stomping, not particularly popular or common outside of certain traditional cultural festivals.

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Mango Bird in Cursed Wonderland - A ficnap crossover (part 6)

Special thanks to u/SavingsSyllabub7788 both for agreeing to this crossover and for contributing major sections of the story and dialogue. You have been and continue to be most epic.

As always, this story is not canon, but perhaps it could be?

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Trigger warning: extreme violence

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Memory transcription subject: Angela Haverbrook, “the White Rose”

Date [standardized human time]: February 10, 2139

The abandoned PD facility sprawled before us, the forest slowly encroaching on old stone. Tarik and Lanu had actually been here before, four days ago, but neither one of them had penetrated too deeply into its halls. I paused at the steps leading up to the main entrance, noting the traps that had been laid four days ago for the supposed shadestalkers. “Right under your noses the whole time…” I said softly.

“Miss Haverbrook…” Lanu began. She had been silent ever since I revealed my relationship with Estala. “I want to know why you felt such hatred that you wanted to kill exterminators.”

“That’s a loaded question if there ever was one.” I responded while thinking about my entry into the building, cross-referencing it with the floorplans on my pad. There were three possible places where I would set up an ambush. The front lobby was not one of them, since the open space made it grenade bait, and honestly this HF cell was running out of mooks. Of course, they could be stupid, and posted up right inside… No, the ambush would be much further in, which is why only Estala was captured the first time the exterminators were here.

“Please… I want to understand it.”

I took a deep breath. “My mercy died when they did…”  It had been a long time since I had to relive this part of my past, but since they wanted to learn the depths of human darkness, it was important that they saw it how I did back then. “When humans first encountered the federation, the reaction was… poor… We were viewed as a threat, just like the arxur, and no matter what evidence we showed, or how much we sought to prove our innocence, there were those among the federation that refused to see humans as people.”

“Sovlin… and Kalsem” Tarik flicked his tail slowly.

“Two of the more notable examples, but there were plenty of others.” I nodded. “The thing is, when you refuse to see people as people, violence becomes very easy. For every action, there is an equal and opposite reaction.”

“So, are you saying it's our fault?” Lanu looked angry, so I held up my hands to slow her down.

“Some of yours, some of ours. You may have noticed that humans are very social beings in general. We tend to form strong bonds with our family and close friends. We usually have fewer bonds than your herds, but they are much deeper as a result, so when something happens to one it’s very traumatic for us. In one day, millions of those bonds were shattered like glass.”

“The extermination fleet?”

I swallowed hard looking over my shoulder at them as we walked right up to the door. “My brother died in the bombings. He was the type who would never hurt anyone, not even with words. He died… and I swore vengeance on his killers.” My hand dropped to my pistols. “In my grief, I made the same mistake. I stopped seeing the exterminators as people.”

“So, what happened?” Lanu was shaken, and Tarik had a thoughtful head tilt.

“Someone woke me up.” I pulled the pistols from their holsters and squared up. “The people who have Estala are still asleep, so from here on stay behind me. If someone takes a shot at us, your flame suits won’t be worth paper.”

I raised my foot and kicked the door hard.

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Memory transcription subject: Lanu

The human barely gave us any time to process what she had said. Her eyes darkened, and her face contorted into a snarl as her foot impacted the door. There was a sound of shearing metal, and the door swung open, the lock mechanism falling to the ground with a dull thud.

Inside there was no one. No surprise waited for us, and that was a shock in and of itself. Sitting propped up on the reception desk though was a human playing card, the “queen of hearts.”

“I was afraid of that.”

“Of what?” I asked expectantly. If this human was expressing fear, I wanted to know three paws ago.

“Our next opponent is exactly as smart as I think she is. See that?” Angela pointed at the card. “She’s telling us she could have met us here but chose not to. She is deciding the terms of our next fight, which means she will give herself as many advantages as she can.”

There was the sound of human laughter over the PA system, and Angela frowned. “You’re not wrong, Songbird the White Rose.”

“SPEH! How is she listening to us?”

“That's easy, she’s listening to us through the intercoms. Of course, that limits where in the building she can be.” Angela smiled, holding up her pad with a map of the building. A particular security office was highlighted in red. “So, Margaret, if you know that name, then you know my reputation as well. Fear my heart of darkness and stand aside.” Angela began walking down the hall, glancing into some rooms, ignoring others. 

“I don’t fear you though. On the contrary, I plan on taking you down a peg.”

At the end of the hall, Angela motioned for us to stop, having us move to the side of the doorway behind her. We were two rooms away from the one marked on the map, and the next room was big, with only a faint glow of light inside. With a hand wave, she had us crouch down as low as we could. She looked at the door and took a deep breath. Angela raised her arms over her face, and she crashed through the door.

<BA-BA-BAP!>

<BLAM!  BLA-BLAM!>

<BA-BA-BA-BAP! BA-BA-BAP!>

<BLAM!>

<BABABABABABABABABAclick-click-click!>

There were bright flashes from inside the room. The sound was incredibly loud, with a pattern of softer metallic plinks almost at the same time. It hurt my ears and I put my paws over them to protect them. 

Then there was silence for a moment that seemed to stretch forever before I heard voices.

“God DAMNIT!”

“Fuck, you’re in armor too…”

Tarik and I peeked through the door. Light from the hall spilled in, combining with dozens of candles to make very spooky shadows. Angela was standing close, one arm still shielding her face while the other held one of her pistols aimed and ready. The raider’s armor had a half dozen new scars in it. At the other end of the room was the woman with red hair, wearing her own black body armor and holding a large weapon that was smoking slightly.

Margaret set her weapon down on one of the side boards, and in its place, she picked up a pair of what looked like flanged iron clubs. “Eh, it’s more fun to make you kneel to me this way anyways…”

The two humans rushed towards each other, Angela’s blades sparking as they met Margaret’s clubs. All of us exterminators had taken EAT training at Estala’s insistence, but this was a whole other level. Even armored and with metal weapons, they moved in a blur.

“Royal Marines?” Angela asked, grunting as she fended away a blow aimed at her head.

“First Beefeaters.” came Margaret’s reply, red hair billowing out as she tried to slip around behind Angela. Our human was tired, having fought all the way here. Margaret on the other paw was fresh and feeling confident. More and more of her blows were getting through, driving Angela back.

I saw Tarik pull out his flare gun, looking for an opening, but the two humans were moving so quickly it was impossible for my partner to line up a shot. Suddenly, Margaret kicked, catching Angela in the mid-section, sending our human flying back at us. Angela crashed into Tarik and they both sprawled onto the ground. Margaret flashed a toothy smile, wiping blood from her face. She looked straight at me, and started walking towards me…

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Memory transcription subject: Angela Haverbrook

[Warning: Memory file shows extreme psychological variance]

[Continue? [Y]/N]

“You can’t beat her, you know… Black Heart whispered. I knew.

“Not tired and worn out as you are…” She said. She was right. Everything hurt, and my arms felt like they were made of lead. I seemed to barely be able to move.

“And she’ll kill you… and these two fuzzballs… and then the bird…

“Could you be more helpful?” I yelled back at her. I could see Margaret walking towards Lanu with murderous intent.

“Of course I can… I’m not “limited” like you are.” Black Heart laughed “Unchain me, and I’ll take care of everything.”

“No, I’m not going back to that.”

“You have to, if you want them to live.” I saw Margaret raise one of her maces, readying the blow.

“…Try really hard not to kill anyone this time…” I said quietly

My fists clenched.

The pain seemed to drain away.

“No promises…”

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Memory transcription subject: Estala, captive spectator

A shadow crossed Angela’s face. Her eyes darkened, and I saw an expression I had only seen her wear once… on that day two human years ago when we first met.

“No!” I squawked. “DON’T DO IT!”

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Memory transcription subject: Lanu

The red-haired human towered over me, still smiling. She raised her weapon, and I covered my head. “Say your prayers, little firebug.”

I closed my eyes, but the blow never came. Instead, there was a dull clang as the metal club hit something hard.

They pray to gods they never see…” I heard, Angela’s voice coming through in a terrifying whisper. I peeked. She was standing between me and the monster. Bloody, armor dented and even punctured in a half dozen places.  “But you? You should be praying to me…”

Angela’s right hand slammed palm first into Margaret’s stomach, causing an “oof” sound to come out of the red-haired woman. It wasn’t a strike though, and I saw Angela’s hand close, grabbing a fist full of fabric. She twisted, and shoved, pushing Margaret towards one of the tables on the side of the room.

Margret recovered from her initial surprise quickly, and tried to swing her clubs again, only to have Angela grab her wrist. Our human spun and dropped to her knee, pulling Margaret over her shoulder. There was a thud as Margaret hit the ground, and Angela’s legs wrapped around her, causing her to drop the metal clubs. Our EAT instructors had trained us that the next move would be what humans called an arm bar, but it seemed that Margaret expected this too and began rolling to her side. Angela immediately released her, both humans springing up, but this time both were unarmed.

Angela immediately moved to tackle again, wrapping Margaret’s legs up and lifting her from the ground. Margaret’s fists came down on Angela’s head, delivering three sharp blows before Angela brought her crashing down onto the table. Margaret was stunned, trying to breathe, but Angela’s hand went around her neck, pinning her down.

“You think you're the queen? You’re NOTHING!” Angela leered at the other woman, lifting her up. “I’m the powerful one here. I’m the graceful one.” I could see Angela’s grip tighten around Margaret's neck

“G…glk… ge…t… OFF!” Margaret managed to work her knee up, and pushed her leg against Angela’s mid-section, giving her just enough leverage to break the grip. Our raider wasn’t to be deterred though, grabbing Margaret’s boot as she stumbled back. Angela twisted violently to her right, and there was a sickening pop followed by a scream as they collapsed back to the floor together again.

I could see Margaret’s face, contorted in pain. Her eyes were watering, and she slapped at Angela, who seemed to enjoy it. The terrorist kicked hard with her other good leg, and I saw Angela’s head snap back, causing her to let go and roll off.

Next to me, I could feel Tarik wanting to intervene. To cut the fight off. Margaret was beaten, but my partner and I were locked in place, neither of us willing to risk being sucked into the whirlwind for fear that they might not recognize us. We kept watching as Margaret flopped over, reaching out towards one of her clubs on the floor, only to have Angela drop back onto her, twisting Margaret’s arm behind her. The red headed woman screamed again as Angela pulled her up, keeping the arm twisted.

“What was that, copper-top? You want to go to your throne? Here!” Angela grabbed Margaret’s wrist again and yanked, throwing her at a chair across the room. Margaret stumbled, her twisted leg unable to support her, causing her to crash head-first into the furniture.

Angela stood up, slowly following. Her limp was more pronounced, a rolling hobble. The raider’s hand slid along one of the tables and she gripped the runner, wrapping it around her gloved fist. Two more steps brought her to a set of candles, and I saw the fabric catch fire. Angela stalked over to Margaret, holding up the burning wrap around her hand, leering. The terrorist’s eyes were wide, and she was shaking her head, begging.

“But my queen” Angela hissed. “Don’t you want to be as beautiful as me?”

What happened next was something I never want to hear or see again. Angela grabbed Margaret’s collar with her free hand and pushed the burning cloth against Margaret’s face. The red-haired woman panicked and screamed. As exterminators, the smell of burning flesh was something we had all experienced before, but it’s a little different when you understood it was a person being burned alive. Angela held the burning cloth against Margaret’s face as she kicked and squirmed.

The screams finally stopped, and Margaret went limp. Angela pulled her hand back and tossed the burning cloth to the cold, hard floor. Margaret’s face was blistered and smoking, and Angela stood over her.

There was no response. Tarik and I moved forward slowly. “Is she…?”

“This piece of filth? She’ll live.” Angela lifted Margaret by her collar, and dragged the unconscious terrorist behind her, walking deeper into the heart of the facility.

We followed her in stunned silence.

u/mechakid — 9 hours ago

Predatory Capitalism - Chapter 20

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Memory Transcription: Juliana Restrepo, UN Inspector General
Date [standardized human time]: December 5, 2136
Location: UN Liaison Office, Government District, Dayside City, Venlil Prime

Talvi entered my office first, perhaps to show the dignity of her office as SafeHerd’s director. She carried a slim portfolio and wore an expression of professional composure. I could recognize the look even in Venlil: this was a woman who had spent ample time preparing for this moment.

Al-Furusi followed. He was dressed with the same calibrated or natural understatement as our first meeting: conventional but expensive fabrics, conservative cut. nothing that drew attention to itself. He carried a holopad and a physical document folder, which I noted with mild interest. Paper, on a planet that had moved past paper centuries ago. A formality choice that communicated seriousness, or perhaps simply a preference he hadn’t bothered to adapt. I couldn’t tell which, though it also didn’t matter enough for me to devote attention and processing to it. Just an amusing observation.

He was also, I registered with the clinical annoyance that this particular observation had produced last time, somewhat more striking than I remembered, and the restless energy that preceded him through the door had the same quality of barely contained motion that I had catalogued and filed during our first meeting. I re-filed it now, in the same place, with the same professional force. I let the fact that his eyes lingered on me just slightly longer than necessary pass through my mind, accepting that there was no use in trying to suppress the slight pleasure it gave me.

They sat. I let the moment settle. I knew why they were here. They had come to offer me something they believed I needed. They were correct, they had something I needed. I hadn’t needed their deliberately vague meeting request to know the purpose of this visit.

What they did not know was that I had been expecting them for approximately two weeks, and that the room they had walked into was not the room they thought it was.

“Director Talvi. Mr. al-Furusi. Thank you for coming.”

“Thank you for seeing us, Inspector General,” Talvi said. Her ears were positioned in carefully calibrated professional neutrality.

“We appreciate your time,” al-Furusi added. His voice was calm and measured, similar to what I had observed in our first meeting and far removed from press clippings I had seen. This one seemed to be geared towards being respectful without being ingratiating, instead of generating market momentum and excitement. 

He placed the document folder on the desk between us but did not open it. His hands, those oddly graceful hands that didn’t match his frame nor the hands’ own constant movements, were still for the moment. I gave them approximately thirty seconds before they started moving again.

“I understand you have a proposal regarding trade standards,” I said. I did not ask them to present it. I wanted to see how they chose to frame what they were offering.

Talvi took the lead. “Yes, and I’m glad that we are starting on the same page. In short, over the past several weeks, as FastHerd’s delivery network has expanded beyond Dayside City and SafeHerd has offered credit to merchants producing more expensive, less consumer oriented goods, we have encountered a structural gap in the commercial certification landscape. “

“Our partner here, FastHerd, represented by Mr. al-Furusi, has partnered with the Exterminators and has created certified purity documentation that is well accepted for contamination assurance. However, our market research has shown that it does not address product quality. Merchants, particularly provincial producers selling to urban markets and producers who build higher-priced goods, cannot abandon guild certification without a credible quality alternative. Mr. al-Furusi and FastHerd identified this as a systemic issue that requires a thorough solution. In particular, he brought it to our attention that the issue represents a capture of the Venlil economy by guild actors. Our own research, which is fully provided in the material I will leave with you, shows both the historical damage to Venlil Prime prosperity and the growth hindrance this represents.”

She paused. Then added: “However, my understanding of your career leads me to believe that you likely see the issue even better than we do. This is a structural issue, and it needs a quick solution if Venlil Prime is to actually grow in the years to come.”

She was good. The framing was precise: a systemic issue, not a SafeHerd problem. An institutional solution, not a corporate proposal. She was positioning the standards as a public need that FastHerd had happened to identify and brought to SafeHerd, rather than a strategic objective that SafeHerd had been pursuing since the moment the non-guild-certified label failed to convert provincial craftsmen.

I knew it was a strategic objective because I had watched the trajectory unfold in real time. Twelve days ago, complaints from the Artisan Guild and the Transport Guild had begun arriving through the Governor’s office. Not to me, exactly, but my diagnostic mandate gave me full visibility into the government’s incoming correspondence. I didn’t have much power to act. But I had extraordinary power to see. And what I saw was a pattern I recognized: consumer goods manufactured by Yotul, a major licensing deal with the Seeds of Progress franchise, an “Independent, Innovative, Pure” label, an Exterminator certification partnership, credit flowing to provincial merchants, a logistics startup expanding routes beyond the capital. Each piece visible. Each piece legal. Each piece, arranged in sequence, drawing a trajectory as legible to me as a road map.

And of course, she also knew that I knew this was an opportunity for me. A reform I needed to pass, with legitimate Venlil backing, instead of having to impose it from above as a UN functionary’s will. This was why they had come. They believed I would take their offer.

That belief was the reason my trap had been possible to set.

“As such, we have come to you with a solution,” al-Furusi said, opening the folder. “We have drafted technical standards for three initial product categories. Furniture and woodwork, metal tools and implements, and food handling and storage. The standards are based on Earth engineering benchmarks, adapted for Venlil Prime’s specific material conditions, climate considerations, and consumer expectations. They have been drafted by two independent engineering consultancies, cross-audited by a third firm, and reviewed for compliance with existing VP commercial law.”

He slid the document across the desk. It was substantial. Perhaps two hundred pages, professionally bound, with technical appendices and legal annotations. I picked it up and turned to a random section. Structural load requirements for children’s furniture. Specific, measurable, testable. Joint strength tolerances. Humidity resistance ratings. Material sourcing documentation requirements.

It looked like excellent work, to my non-technical eyes. I had to admit that my expectations and mental model was biasing me though. Al-Furusi was, above all, an engineer, and engineers of his caliber did not produce half-measures when they decided something needed to be done properly. I would, of course, have my own technical staff back on Earth validate every specification, but I was confident enough in both what I was seeing and my mental model to proceed.

I had known the standards would be good because I understood the type of man who had produced them. He cared about the engineering. More importantly, he cared about the standards being adopted, and any flaw in the technical content would be the one thing I could use to demand further concessions or reject the proposal entirely. They had every incentive to make this excellent.

And thus, I was almost certain these were real standards. Professional, rigorous, and almost certainly implementable.

“And the institutional structure?” I asked. this was where the actual conversation would begin. “How do you envision the certification body operating?”

“We propose that SafeHerd administers the certification body,” al-Furusi said. He said it directly, without hedging. “We built the technical content. We have the operational infrastructure to run certification facilities, and through FastHerd, we have the Exterminator partnership for contamination protocols. We have the capital to fund the operation without government expenditure, the staff and name recognition to actually implement and audit. So, SafeHerd runs it. Your office provides technical validation, and your name goes on it as the UN endorsement. The Governor signs the executive order. Clean, fast, operational within a paw of approval.”

They were telling me, without any real subtlety, that SafeHerd would control the entire institution. 

“So entirely under SafeHerd control? Or rather, entirely ran by SafeHerd and its subsidiary, FastHerd?” I said. Not a true question. A restatement in its least flattering form, with the flavoring of a rhetorical question. Technically incorrect, but it didn’t matter much for what I was planning.

“Not a subsidiary, and not exactly control” he said, his face brightening up for a second as if he had been wanting to do this particular correction for weeks. His hands had started moving, which meant he was in argument mode. “Administration. We can of course discuss how this looks, and what monitoring should look like from the public perspective. We have, however, both the will and the capability to do this, and every motivation to see it succeed. The guilds won’t do it, they’d use it to block competition.  From my knowledge of you and the UN’s goals, I surmise that you wouldn’t want the guilds doing this either. The Venlil government doesn’t have the staff or the expertise. Your office doesn’t have local infrastructure. We do. Someone has to run it, after all.”

He was correct about the constraints. I had mapped them myself, extensively, over the past weeks. I had spent a full day studying the Commercial Standards Act with computational tools that made three centuries of Venlil commercial law navigable in hours rather than weeks. What I found was exactly what I expected: the guilds had embedded themselves into the certification process with statutory permanence. Any competing certification authority required guild consultation, which meant, in practice, guild veto. The two or three entities that had attempted to establish non-guild certification in the past century had been buried in procedural objections until they surrendered.

Al-Furusi’s team had of course found the same wall. And they had identified the same escape route I had: the reform mandate’s institutional modernization clause. An executive order from Tarva, establishing the standards body under the mandate, would bypass the guild consultation requirement entirely. That was the pathway they were offering me. That was their leverage.

What they did not know was that I had been expecting this meeting, because I found about the wall earlier than they did. And despite the mounting pressure within the UN, whose ringleaders were the same countries whose oh-so-independent sovereign funds were funding SafeHerd and thus FastHerd, I wasn’t quite ready to capitulate. That executive hotline I had to Tarva was my weapon. And I was not going to wield it for their benefit. Not without a fight.

I had gone to the guild leadership 6 days ago with a simple … projection. One that had been carefully calibrated to fully utilize the complaints they had sent to the Governor’s office. 

Complaints which SafeHerd had not known about because the guild had realized that SafeHerd’s two parliamentary seats and Shahab’s lawyer, Yipilion’s magistratum connections made those pathways untenable. Complaints, which, when cross referenced with SafeHerd’s actions, which were technically public but into which I had much easier visibility due to their reporting, had painted a picture of a future that would force the guilds into the kind of action I needed.

“SafeHerd will bring a trade standards proposal to my office within the next two weeks.” I told them, with every piece of evidence from the exterminator partnership to the Independent branding and the pictures of Yipilion and an EarthGrove commerce hall member having a meal caught by some no-name local media outlet charting the path as they watched. “They will propose a certification body that they fund and administer, with UN technical validation and government endorsement through an executive order under the reform mandate, which I can bring to Tarva and we all know she will accept since it will have full UN backing. Their proposal addresses problems with the current system that are not only real, but problems I myself have identified. If I have no other options, I will have to accept it, both because I care about improving Venlil prime and because I am under pressure from my government.” 

That had been enough for some of the brighter members. But others had needed me to spell out what that would herald. And so, I had, because a prophecy needs a grim portent to do its job.

“And if I accept their proposal in that form, they will suddenly have a way to circumvent the guilds. SafeHerd will control a government endorsed quality certification on Venlil Prime. Your monopoly ends. Not tomorrow. Tomorrow, SafeHerd just gets a fair chance to compete. But they have far more money than you do. Earth and Nevok connections. They give better deals than you can. If they have the standard, they can spend billions of credits marketing this new certification to every consumer until the consumer can’t even remember guilds existed. And before you know it, the dues stop coming in. The magistrates can afford to ignore your concerns. The parliamentary seats slip away. One day, you’ll look around and realize that you fine gentlemen have been rendered obsolete.” 

I had let that settle. They were not stupid people. Entrenched, self-serving, and institutionally conservative, but not stupid. They understood the trajectory I was describing at some level, based on their stream of complaints to the government. They also knew of my mandate, that is why they had taken the meeting. 

And due to their willful ignorance of Earth institutional history, they could not be sure whether I was bluffing about what I would accept SafeHerd’s proposal. 

Of course, I had intentionally not processed what I would do fully, to keep my face from betraying any hesitation. They had to believe the threat was credible. 

“I appreciate the technical work,” I said, bringing my attention back to the here, Talvi and Shahab. “The standards themselves are exactly what this economy needs. I will have my staff validate the specifications, but from what I’m seeing, this is rigorous, professional, and implementable.”

I let the praise land.

“However, I believe this proposal is not yet quite the answer we need for this problem, Ms. Talvi and Mr. Furusi.”

I know what answer I was looking, because I had solved a different version of this problem before.

In Colombia, before the UN, before Berlin and my observation post in Basrah as the Middle Eastern states rebuilt the ports, I had spent two years as a junior institutional reform specialist working on the reintegration of armed groups into legitimate political and economic structures. I was a recently-promoted profesional especializada in the high commission of the peace. a twenty-four year old who, together with people who had a maturity I did not have, sat across a table from men who had controlled territory, extracted rents from entire regions, and built parallel institutions that served the mountain villages they ruled as fiefs better than the hollow state Bolivar and his successors had built ever had.

The negotiations had not been about justice. I had learned that very quickly, to me disillusionment. They had been about architecture. How do you take an institution that works, that people depend on, that has genuine functional value, and bring it inside a legitimate framework without destroying the function or legitimizing the capture?

Al-Furusi’s hands stopped moving. He seemed genuinely intrigued. 

“Al-Furusi, please. Mr Furusi would mean Mr. Chivalry, and while I am certainly flattered…” He cut himself off, either due to realizing the unnecessariness of this lecture or due to my and talvi’s puzzled looks.

As I was realizing, he was still his own distinct individual that complicated every mental mode. I had to concede that it was slightly charming, even if it was strangely annoying.

“What I meant to eventually get to, Inspector Restrepo, was that I am most interested in hearing about your proposed structure. We are of course open to rational safeguards and corrections you may propose, and we are fully aware of your extensive experience in solving this exact problem.”

He was expecting me to ask for safeguards. Monitoring. Concessions that accepted the proposal in principle but made it more in line with my goals.

But what I wanted was not concessions. 

It was metabolization. What we had done in Colombia. The concept was simple: You invite the parasite inside a structure it cannot dominate. You give it a seat at a table where its behavior is documented, where its obstruction becomes the evidence for its own reform. I had felt like we were betraying Colombia and her people, back then. That we were compromising the future for a short-term benefit that may never materialize.

 I had been wrong.

It had worked. Not perfectly. You carried the scar of having offered legitimacy to people who did not deserve it. But every year, the outcomes improved. And the alternative, leaving the parasites outside, where they operated without constraint, was always worse.

And if the structure was built well, if it was truly built with the intention of constraining them, not just giving them legitimacy… then one day, the scars that the parasites had made on their way in would either fade or be excisable. Either they would miscalculate and try to bring back the old order, risking their own former criminal rivals and underlings turning on them, or else … the scars would simply close. Their sons and grandsons would be raised in a new system where their power was real and yet legitimate and constrained, where returning to the old order was simply not worth it. 

And so I had to clarify this to Talvi and Shahab, who were not yet parasites but whose trajectory certainly included draining this host.

“You misunderstand. I already have a proposal of my own.”

This was what my prophecy to the Guilds had led to. A demonstration of what was behind the door I needed them to open.

“Or,” I had continued, after laying out the grim vision. “you work with me. I build a standards authority that includes guild representation AND SafeHerd. You maintain a role in quality certification. You gain oversight over non-guild producers, which you currently do not have, and you participate in the governance of an institution that will replace your monopoly with something more modern. You also get to compete with SafeHerd, and you can perhaps even grow. Either way, the transition is managed rather than imposed. You retain influence. You have a stake in the future. You will lose monopoly, yes. But that is happening anyway. This way, you get to cash it in for something.”

The Artisan Guild agreed within two days. The Transport Guild took four, owing to internal politics and the fact that FastHerd’s autonomous vehicle investments, which I had noted in their filings, represented a longer-term threat that was harder to metabolize through institutional participation.

Both guilds understood they were choosing the less bad option. Neither liked it. That was fine. Institutional reform rarely required anyone to be happy. Both wanted to limit further memberships, be it other guilds or SafeHerd. Both get the same response: I would not play favorites. I would not trade one captured system for another. That response had come across as fully credible, because I fully believed in it.

I had also, and this was a point of some professional satisfaction, suggested to the guild leadership that they might benefit from reinforcing their value proposition publicly. Not attacking SafeHerd. Not targeting humans. Simply reminding the market what guild certification was supposed to mean. 

The ads appeared within a paw, targeted where I had subtly suggested would be SafeHerd’s next target. The ads were simple and yet optimal for accelerating our timeline: 

“Guild Certified: Because Your Family Deserves Certainty.” 

Professional, dignified, focused entirely on quality. I had not directed them nor written the copy. But I had made sure that the guilds understood the competitive landscape clearly enough to respond rationally. That their response happened to push SafeHerd into the wall they were going to run into anyways and prepare the public discourse for the institutional intervention I was planning was a convenient alignment of interests.

Either way, everything seemed to have gone according to my plan. And thus, the framework had been drafted. The guilds were committed, and the parliamentary pathway was clear. And the man sitting across from me, whose hands were still moving prior to the articulation of another argument for a structure I was about to replace, had no idea.

I brought up the framework I had drafted on my display. The Venlil Trade Standardization Authority. Non-profit. Multi-stakeholder governance. Board composition. Funding structure. Threshold requirements. Guild participation.

Al-Furusi’s hands stopped moving.

I walked them through it at a deliberate pace. The Artisan Guild would have a seat. The Transport Guild would have a seat. SafeHerd would have a seat. Government representation. My office in a temporary oversight role. Funding contributions from all participating entities, capped so that no single contributor exceeded thirty percent of the operating budget. Adversarial auditing: SafeHerd and the guilds would each have the authority to audit the other’s compliance with the standards. Their mutual suspicion would become the quality control mechanism.

The institutional design was simple because the best institutional designs were. Simple enough that every stakeholder could understand their role. Complex enough that no single stakeholder could dominate.

“Normal parliamentary process,” I said. “No executive order needed. The guild consultation requirement is met because the guilds are participants in the governing body and have already signalled acceptance. The authority can be established through standard legislative channels, with broad institutional support, as a permanent body rather than an emergency measure.”

Of course, I didn’t tell them that the executive hotline I had was used to convince the guilds to play along by threatening to do exactly what SafeHerd wanted. 

I then explained the threshold for direct board representation. Organizations with fewer than 50,000 registered members or less than 500 million UNC in annual revenue would not qualify for direct board seats. They would be represented through collective action, perhaps an advisory council for smaller enterprises. 

I knew where FastHerd fell relative to this threshold. That knowledge was a factor in setting it, though not the only factor. The threshold was genuinely appropriate for institutional governance. That it also excluded al-Furusi’s personal company from direct board representation was a consequence I was comfortable with. That it included SafeHerd was appropriate as well, even if I felt uneasy with it. SafeHerd was one of the largest new entities on Venlil Prime, had thousands of members and a lot of social good will. More importantly though, no fair criteria would have excluded them. Excluding them would’ve simply been legitimized capture with optics that suggested bureaucratic pettiness. 

I finished, and I was met with silence.

Talvi seemed to have finished processing. I could see her ears flatten through the sequence of implications: the emergency mandate was unnecessary, I had found a different pathway, I did not need their administrative structure, the technical standards they had spent millions producing would be slotted into a framework they did not control. She was good. Fast, disciplined, professional enough that the only visible signs were the ear position and a slight stiffness in her tail.

Al-Furusi was harder to read. His hands had gone completely still. His expression was controlled but not blank. 

I was proud. I had surprised him. I even allowed myself to enjoy the sight on a less professional level.

Then something shifted in the quality of his attention, as though he had finished looking at the framework I had presented and had started looking at something else entirely. Something beyond the screen. His eyes seemed to no longer focus or even linger on me. Was this him recalculating his own impression of me?

The processing took perhaps five seconds.

“The threshold for direct board representation,” he said, his voice carrying no discernible emotional charge. “50,000 members or 500 million in annual revenue.”

“Correct. Smaller entities would be represented through collective advocacy structures. The threshold ensures that board members have the institutional capacity for meaningful governance participation.”

“FastHerd does not meet this threshold” he said.

“We believe your standards can be represented via SafeHerd which is a backer with vested interests in your financial success, or you may choose to reach out to other startups to organize an interest group. Furthermore, I should not need to remind you that FastHerd is a startup logistics company incorporated less than a month ago. No standards body on Earth would grant direct board representation to an entity of that scale.”

I had prepared for negotiation. I had modeled several possible responses: he would argue for a lower threshold, or for a founding member exception, or for FastHerd to be grandfathered in based on its role in identifying the quality gap. All reasonable arguments. I had prepared reasonable counterarguments for each.

“That’s fair,” he said.

Two words. No argument. No negotiation. No counteroffer. No request for concessions.

Talvi’s ears twitched. Brief, controlled almost instantly, but I caught it. That twitch was not surprise at the framework. It was surprise at his response.

“I do have one concern about the board composition,” he continued, his voice maintaining the same measured tone. “The Exterminator Guild.”

“What about them?”

“They are not represented in your framework. As the primary institution responsible for contamination certification, which is an increasingly significant component of the trade standards ecosystem, their absence creates obstruction risk. If the authority establishes quality standards that interact with contamination protocols, and the Exterminators are outside the institution, they have no mechanism for raising concerns except opposition. Including them gives them a voice and a stake in the institution’s success. Furthermore, they are a large guild and can satisfy at least the membership criteria.”

He paused, and then added with what seemed like genuine reflection: “Captain Sorvik’s chapter has been operating a contamination certification facility at our warehouse for several weeks. The partnership has been professional and productive. They’ve been pragmatic in ways I didn’t initially expect. Perhaps, once both the quality standards and the purity certification protocols are mature and fully scaled, the entire contamination certification function could be brought under this authority’s umbrella. One institution, comprehensive standards, unified governance.”

I considered it. The suggestion was sound on its institutional merits. The Exterminators were a significant player in the emerging certification landscape. Their absence from the authority would create exactly the obstruction risk he described. Including them was better design. In truth, I had to admit that not having reached out to them already was an oversight. I didn’t do it in initially because it would make it to SafeHerd, but now, I should have already made it a part of the proposal. 

But I found myself pausing because of who it was coming from. The fluidity with which he had moved from accepting FastHerd’s exclusion to proposing an expansion of the board was not something my model of him could explain. There was no visible resentment, no pivot from loss to compensation. He had simply moved on to a structural suggestion that improved the institution, which, despite the high level of autonomy and control the Exterminators seemed to have in their partnership, nonetheless represented a loss of control for him. That surrendering of control, even the mention of it, made no sense from his perspective, based on my understanding of his perspective.

My mind could not see any red flags, and so, I made a split second decision.

“I will include the Exterminator Guild in the revised framework,” I said. “That is a good suggestion, and I will also meet with them to at least bring up the idea of combining the certificates.”

Talvi spoke for the first time since I had presented the framework.

 “I also believe including the guilds is a good idea. Beyond membership counts and the pragmatics, they are an important cultural institution in this planet. However, I have one question about the structure. The adversarial auditing structure you mentioned. You said that SafeHerd and the guilds audit each other’s compliance. Can you elaborate on how that would function in practice?”

Her voice was professional, composed and carrying the careful neutrality of someone who had been knocked off balance but had now mostly regained her posture. 

I explained the auditing structure. SafeHerd would have the authority to audit guild-certified products against the new standards. The guilds would have the authority to audit non-guild products certified through the authority. Both parties would report findings to the oversight committee. Disputes would be adjudicated by the technical review panel, which my office would staff in the interim.

“So each side has incentive to find the other’s weaknesses,” al-Furusi said. “And the documentation of those weaknesses becomes the basis for improving the standards over time. That is, I would say, aggressively normal. However, I trust that you have built in mechanisms to prevent these audits from becoming an obstacle to businesses?”

“Precisely on the theory, and you are correct on the mechanisms. No organization can be targeted on audits without cause more than once a month. However, audits can be done on the mandatory paperwork provided by the certifier at will, and any issues or flags can be brought up to the board to authorize an audit. I trust that none of this will be an issue, given that it is, to quote yourself, also aggressively normal?”

He nodded. And then he did something I was still processing minutes later. He smiled. Not the performative warmth of our first meeting. Not the restrained charm of professional settings. A small, private expression that reached his eyes in a way that suggested genuine satisfaction. The kind of smile a man wore when something had exceeded his expectations.

A man whose startup had just been excluded from the board, whose proposed administrative structure had been entirely replaced, should not be smiling like that. Talvi herself, despite having gotten her organization on the board, seemed less happy. I decided to file this away for later processing.

“I believe we have a productive path forward,” I said, closing the discussion. “I will have my technical staff validate the standards. I will circulate the revised institutional framework, including the Exterminator Guild seat, to the relevant stakeholders. If the standards pass validation, and I expect they will, we can move toward formal establishment through the parliamentary process, as aforementioned. The Guilds have already committed their support, and I expect that SafeHerd’s representatives will vote for it, as well?”

“We will discuss internally, but I believe that we can work with this. Thank you, Inspector General,” Talvi said, rising. Her composure was immaculate. “This is thoughtful institutional design.”

Al-Furusi rose as well. He extended his hand. I shook it. His grip was firm, measured, the same as the first time. His fingers lingered for perhaps half a second, and I allowed myself the private irritation of noting that this time, I had noticed the duration precisely rather than approximately.

“Inspector General,” he said. “Thank you for the thoughtful framework. I think the authority will serve Venlil Prime well.”

“I think so too,” I said.

They left. The door closed.

I sat at my desk and opened al-Furusi’s standards document to the first page.

Two hundred pages of engineering specifications. Millions of credits in consulting fees. Weeks of work by teams of experts. All delivered to my office, to be validated and slotted into a framework I had designed. They had funded the standards. I had built the institution.

On the surface, this was a good outcome. Perhaps the best possible outcome. A multi-stakeholder body with genuine representation, adversarial accountability, and technical standards that appeared to be world-class. The kind of institution that my mandate existed to create.

And yet I could not shake the discomfort.

I replayed al-Furusi’s reaction to FastHerd’s exclusion. “That’s fair.” Two words. No negotiation. Immediate pivot to the Exterminator suggestion. Then the smile. The genuine, satisfied smile of a man who had received good news, not bad news.

A man in al-Furusi’s visible position, a consultant to SafeHerd who had founded a small logistics startup, should care about his startup’s representation on a standards body he had funded. The exclusion of FastHerd was, from the perspective of a founder, a significant loss. The appropriate response was negotiation, pushback, at minimum visible displeasure.

Al-Furusi had displayed none of these. He had accepted the exclusion without resistance and immediately improved the institution by suggesting the Exterminator Guild. He had behaved as though FastHerd’s exclusion cost him nothing.

Which meant, if my instinct was correct, that it did cost him nothing. Because his actual influence was not located in FastHerd.

SafeHerd had a seat. If al-Furusi’s relationship to SafeHerd was deeper than the “consultant” title or the earlier obvious collusion suggested, then FastHerd’s exclusion was irrelevant. Perhaps the money he brought in through his gulf connections had materially improved his position beyond what I had expected. 

That was possible. My findings on Venlil Prime made me doubt that even well-funded Nevok Corporations had as much capital at their disposal as humans did, which would have been a laughable proposition to me some months before. 

And the Exterminator suggestion did not make things any easier to understand. I considered and quickly dismissed an attempt at obstruction or sabotage. That would damage the standards he himself had wanted and ensure that I had ample reason to be more adversarial next time. 

But then, why was he giving up even more control than he had to? 

And the smile. I kept returning to it. Not the calm acceptance, which could be explained by temperament. Not the Exterminator suggestion, which could be, at least in a different man or a man I had modelled wrong, be explained by genuine institutional thinking. The smile. The private, satisfied smile of a man who had seen something that pleased him. And I was certain that it was not me.

What had he seen? I had replaced his proposed structure. I had excluded his company. I had seated his competitors at the same table. I had established oversight mechanisms that would constrain SafeHerd’s operations. By any normal accounting, he had lost this meeting.

The pattern pointed somewhere uncomfortable: al-Furusi’s visible position did not explain his behaviour. His influence over SafeHerd, or over the Exterminators, or over both, was greater than the formal structures indicated. The relationship between him and the Nevok entity was closer than I had modeled, or was growing in a direction I needed to understand.

And so, I made a note in his file. It was, after all, a problem for tomorrow. Today, there were two hundred pages to validate and an institution to build. No amount of unsettling smiles from unfortunately attractive yet scummy engineers was going to distract me from doing it.

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Thank you to u/AcceptableEgg for allowing me to use Yipilion. Read his wonderful fic from which Yip originates here!

Credits to u/YellowSkar for the cover art!

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u/honestPolemic — 15 hours ago

Update

Sorry i gavent posted much, ive been working on other things. My next chapter will most likely be Welcome To Circusland, so sorry to the peeps I promised more Daycareverse stuff to...you get to see the OTHER set of kiddos...one of them

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