u/Clary_Wayland

Hi. ^-^

You clicked this. That was your first mistake. Or your best decision. We’ll find out.

I could start this with something normal, but where’s the fun in that?

My name is Cody, but online I’m also known in some circles as Otter Verstappen (long story, but worth it).

I am:

• a trainee as a medical assistant (so yes, I can check your pulse and overthink things at the same time).

• someone who can be both extremely caring and completely lost.

• emotionally, somewhere between “I’ll bring you soup when you’re ill” and “I’ll write you a novel about feelings in the middle of the night”.

My special skills:

• I always find the most emotional song for any situation.

• I can make you a personalised present that will blow you away (in a good way).

• I can explain to you, in medical terms, why your heart is racing…even though I’m the reason for it.

• I can take your blood pressure.

• I can judge your life choices professionally and tell you to drink more water (you won’t listen, I know).

(Fun) facts:

• I can really get into things, as if I were right in the middle of a film.

• I’m loyal to the very end, but my ‘no’ is a complete sentence and it doesn't need a reason or a discussion.

I run on:

• tea.

• questionable sleep schedules.

• Formula 1 race weekends like it’s a religion.

If you ever hear “lights out and away we go” at 7am, no you didn’t.

What you get:

• Someone who makes Discord feel like coming home.

• Random voice calls that suddenly last four hours.

• Someone who takes you seriously, but can also be completely silly with you.

What I’m looking for:

• Not a perfect person.

• Someone who’ll stick around, even when things get messy.

• Someone who understands that closeness isn’t always about being loud.

• Someone who won’t ignore me for days on end as a punishment, even though I’m terrified at the thought of losing them.

• Maybe someone with a deep voice.

Bonus points if:

• you’ve got a sense of humour (please, I can be a bit of a mess sometimes).

• you’re awake at night too and can talk about anything.

• you’re not afraid of real emotions.

• you can handle a little chaos.

• you don’t get scared when I randomly info-dump.

• you’d stay in a call with me until one of us falls asleep.

• you cosplay.

• you have a deep voice.

• you work in a medical profession (not a must).

If you’ve read this far, don’t just write “hi”.

Instead, tell me:

Which song best describes you right now?