u/Cl0wderInATrenchcoat

So, today has been 2 furevers since I allow Useless Hooman to bring me to mine home. I fink of course dere will be many churu an cronchy treatos

Instead, dis morning Useless Hooman drug me against mine will, an take me to pokey place! Dey do pokes, an eben steelz mine blud! No borthole biolation doh, cause I do many fierce growls an yowls an yells. Dey only gib me ONE churu as compunsashun!

Den, when we back home, only one churu! Dis unasseptable! I gonna do da biggest ob soos!