u/ChocoholicAnonymou5

It’s been 2 weeks since I was taken hostage by my new kitten, Malcolm (my first ever cat). I was fully prepared for my curtains to become one of his toys, but I didn’t expect to enjoy watching his derpy little faces while he destroyed them.

Had to quickly redirect him to his actual toys, hopefully that works. Otherwise I’ll just take Malcolm’s advice and embrace the abstract curtain lifestyle 🫠

Hospitalised at 5 with a severe cat allergy. I spent the rest of my life ignoring that, risking breaking out in a fever & rash after petting every cat I encountered.

Somehow grew out of it.

I’ve had Malcolm just over a week and he sleeps on my face every night, with zero reactions.

I love him 🥹

Genuinely obsessed with my lil boy 🥹