u/CharlieVermin

So one day, I decided to switch things up and eat some egg sandwiches. I hardboiled a few eggs, took out four slices of bread and prepared to start buttering them up... then I started talking with my mom.

After I was done talking, I was ready to slice up the eggs and place them on the bread... but the bread was all gone. After a moment, I realized all four slices are now inside the sandwich toaster, getting toasted with cheese inbetween. I've done absent-minded things before, but I don't think anything ever topped that.