u/Chanfaded

I had a female teacher when I was in grade 1. I'm not gonna use her full last name, so we're gonna call her Mrs. B. Anyway, Mrs. B had a tradition, whenever it was someone's birthday she would put a chair in the centre of a circle made of other chairs. She would sit in the centre chair with the birthday boy/girl laying across her legs, and get all the other students to sit in the other chairs and watch. Now, depending on if you just turned 6 or 7 would depend on how many times she would spank your ass, whatever your age was that's how many times she would spank you, n then at the end she would pinch your crack (for me she pinched near my ass crack anyway idk if it was always that close to the middle with the other kids I didn't pay that close of attention) n then yell out, "heres a pinch to grow an inch!" I remember she spanked this girl Nadine so hard she flew off her lap n went head first into a garbage can. Anyway I'll be turning 28 this year so this was a really long time ago but I still sometimes think of it.

Funny enough, she wasn't teaching the next school year. I remember being confused because as a child I thought she was funny so I asked my mom why she wasn't back that year. She looked at my funny n said idk.

I can't just tell this story to just anyone so Reddit was the only place I thought about sharing it, enjoy. Happy Saturday everyone lol

Title says it all.

I went into a Shoppers, which had a post office inside. I can't remember what I was curious about, but this man that was in the same aisle as me was wearing a bright red sweater. People who work at this post office always seem to wear red, so I for some reason assumed that meant, he must work here!

anyway, I walked over to him, started talking his ear off and asking him if he knows anything about certain makeup products they sold at said store, all for him to look at me bewildered and said "ma'am I don't work here." I felt so embarrassed. why did I assume him wearing red meant he worked there? he got kind of frustrated when I didnt answer him back right away, I was more so shocked and mortified about what I have done. I couldn't even force an apology out. I haven't gone back