u/Ceylonese-Honour

"I'm Doctor Frasier Crane. First of all welcome. Whether our journey together lasts for years or only just today, I can't tell you how excited I am to take this first step with you..."

"This is Dr. Frasier Crane. I'm listening."

Frasier was so close here. "Well... What do you think of me now?"

"I am not crazy! I am dating a supermodel zoologist, who I stole away from a professional football player, and she is off to the Galapagos islands to artificially inseminate iguanas! Is that so hard to believe?"

u/Ceylonese-Honour — 6 days ago