NSFW because I don’t mind breeching the subject but definitely not my main focus in the slightest. I want to know you as a person, not just sexually. The more we talk, the more I’ll be open about it.
‼️LONG POST INCOMING‼️
My inbox got flooded last time so bear with me if I’m slow at first. I’ll be whittling down to, what I determine, might be my best match. I’m looking for a long term and serious relationship, but I’m not adverse to taking things slow. Friendship first. If we click right away, I can very easily become obsessed and want to talk every single day all the time. While I understand work duties, if you don’t have the time to talk to me, don’t message me. I want to spend time together doing things like calling, playing games, or watching movies together online first. If you have no time to do that, don’t waste my time please. I just don’t appreciate dryness when we do talk. Ideally, I’d be most interested in the 25-35 age range, but no lower than 22. Please be in my general vicinity distance wise. Bare minimum same country. But ideally Midwest. I’m just gonna list some things about me in no particular order. It’s up to you to determine whether they’re pros or cons.
-I have very curly brown hair that’s very frizzy if I don’t tame it, which I don’t very often.
-I have blue eyes.
-I have one kid and don’t plan to have anymore. I had a terrible pregnancy and it would take a bit of convincing to have any more.
-I’m very insecure.
-I had a rough childhood and have virtually no friends. Nor am I SUPER close with my parents or family. I’m ‘closest’ to my younger brother and mom.
-I enjoy reading but it’s mostly just dark romance books. I do love fantasy stories as well. I’ll read an entire book series in a week if I really like it.
-I’m a picky eater but am open to trying new things once. My favorites are meats and fruits.
-I’m kind of nerdy. I like video games and anime. I’m less open to starting or trying new ones unless I’m really in the mood. I juggle between Battlefield 1 and Roblox (afk games mostly) currently. I play on Xbox. I love watching movies or shows with someone, even long distance/online. I like quite a few Marvel Movies, Harry Potter, Hunger Games, Attack on Titan, Disney/Pixar/Dreamworks movies, etc.
-I have really bad social anxiety. I’m awkward and antisocial. I’m very depressed and I struggle with it often. I’m an introvert and quite shy at first.
-I don’t have the best eating habits but I’m not obese. I’d say I’m chubby and if I had some motivation, I wouldn’t be opposed to working out with someone.
-I’m hard headed.
-I’m an over thinker.
-I’m not stupid. Don’t take advantage of my vulnerable feelings to do whatever you want and try to manipulate me :/ I’ll leave so fast you’ll forget me in the next 5 minutes.
-I can be very clingy and obsessive with the right person. (Mostly been the wrong people so far) I don’t like to share.
-Not hugely political. More right leaning but not insane about it all and I’d rather it not be a point of argument.
-Not religious but non judgmental if you are. I have no problems with supporting my friends/partner in that aspect.
-I’m 5’3 (but if you ask my mom I’m 5’2)
-I use profanity often.
-My main love language is playful bullying. Horseplay. Cheeky flirting. General insults but never real ones. I definitely avoid things people are insecure about, so let me know for sure.
-I value action and consistency over words. You can say one thing and show something entirely different. I’d appreciate you to just be genuine and real.
-Be honest with me at all times. If I catch you lying once, I’ll be gone. There’s few instances where I might understand why you did it, but if it’s something serious then BYE 👋🏼👋🏼
-I really love the idea of urban exploration and ghost hunting but I haven’t been able to do it myself. I watch a lot of YouTube videos though.
-I’m not good with receiving or giving compliments. I definitely think them, but I have a hard time speaking my mind.
-I like dark humor AS LONG AS it’s actually humor and not a crude way of covering up nasty opinions about others.
-I’m a tomboy and have no sense of fashion. My main go-to is a hoodie and sweats.
-I’d prefer you to be somewhat nerdy and very attentive as well as intelligent in SOME form PLEASE LOL
-I have never felt seen in my life. I don’t think anybody understands me on a deep level even though I really want it. And it goes both ways.
-I’ll definitely make a list of things I know about you because I have terrible memory and prefer to keep notes so I don’t forget anything important. I’m very attentive and want the same in return.
-I’m very awkward when it comes to sexual attention and I’m easily embarrassed.
-I stay at home 99% of the time if I’m not at work. I’m not opposed to going out, I just don’t like to do it alone.
-I’ve been craving a camping trip and time with nature lately. I love animals and the outdoors but I prefer to do that with someone I enjoy being around.
-I prefer a more dominant man, but not an asshole. Just a firm hand and guidance but can also be gentle.
-I have a job but I don’t make a lot of money. You also have to have a job. No, I don’t want your money. But you have to be able to support yourself. I refuse to be anybody else’s ‘mother’. Please act like a grown man and not a child (in the worst ways).
-I have a lot of downtime, hence why I’m rather lonely. Again. If you don’t have the time to talk and give me attention, DO NOT message me. I’m prepared to drop people that can’t seem to get the hint that I’m needy and need good communication.
-I’m naturally a night owl but my job requires me to be awake at ‘normal’ times unfortunately.
-I appreciate deep conversations/venting just as much as goofing off. We don’t have to be super formal. I love messing around all the time, just serious convos when we want to or feel like it.
-I have a few preferences when it comes to how my man looks. The only thing I can think off the top of my head is don’t be obese :/ I don’t mind a dad bod or a skinny guy, just not hugely overweight please.
I’m sure there’s pieces I’m missing but if you made it this far then.. awesome. I hope to hear from you soon. If you have any questions, feel free to toss them right away. I probably won’t respond to super low effort messages if I’m being honest. I don’t need a book but more than one word would be great. Please include information about yourself like general location, age, and why you think you might be a good fit for me :)