u/Cats-are-lovely

Frens isz I, Prinses Miso. I no happy thisz eebnin. I habs to do mine booty sleeps so I looks mine best for mine widdin with Hoku, hansum sunnavagun and pilot, on June firs. BUTS! Meowmy keeps on touchin mine eer. She sayz isz warms and softs. I kno I hab da pwettiest warms and softest eers buts I no like da touch!!!

How to stop meowmy? I no like to do bapbapbap. Wha if I bruise a nail or hair? In pikshur you seez meez on prinses blankie. I isz no happy!

Wha woul you do?

Prinses Miso

Frens isz Mochi da Orang. Meowmy sayz I isz a scaredy cat. I isz afrai tha isz troo. I no hero ands I twoo skawed to join da fight. I isz thankfull mine frens keep da you-knee-vers safe.

Sweet dreams and happy moobie toosday.