I’m a simple woman, my liked songs on Spotify are not. If you think you can mentally brace yourself for the musical whiplash of a car ride with me after handing me the aux, we will get along just fine. I listen to everything under the sun, just now I sat through Fulci, Adele, and Toni Braxton- I’m writing this as I sit in silence to balance out the last hour of my life.
My fashion- the very same. I go from dressing like a cute flowy girly librarian to wearing all black and fishnets to grey sweatsuit combo that would put every middle aged gym bro to shame.
I stand at a whopping 5’5” maybe 5’6” on a good day. I can at most manage 3” heels, that being said I have never seen the top of a refrigerator and would love the insight. My personality makes me seem larger than I am- I’d say I’m spiritually 5’8.”
Random hobbies? I have several- I’m cycling through them like I’ve reached my midlife crisis. I’ll tell you all about them if you tell me a favorite unhinged story of yours.
Im looking for someone who’s got wit (I’m pretty quick-witted I need someone who can give me a run for my money), can make me laugh, and preferably would like to stick around long term. Also be nice to me. Also sexy sarcasm. Pls.