u/Capt_Den

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I did my first stand-up gig at an old people's home last night.

They didn't get my jokes, but they still pissed themselves anyway!

u/Capt_Den — 16 hours ago

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My grandfather got his tongue shot off in the war.

But he never talked about it.

u/Capt_Den — 3 days ago

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Dropped him off at the vet. Still no word yet.

u/Capt_Den — 10 days ago