u/Candid_Bed5017

Would you help her?

Sometimes mi hushangaa bana. Watu wako na the biggest vitambi hii Kenya ni wezi tu. From politicians to Traffic Police mwenye anakula hongo za chwani. To develop this type of potbelly, you literally have to be a GLUTTON. Unakula kama fala, drink tons of beer, after some years unakaa hivi. How do these guys even have sex with their wives? Ukiwa hivi you better have your car juu hutatusumbua kwa mat. We don't shame them enough, Mimi sijawai ona employee ama hardworking person anakaa hivi, Wantam anyway

Ndio nachukua karose kutoka jumia, msupa Leo lazima atii. I will have to replace my sheets, Tag team ya msolombo na hii, she's not walking for 3 business days😂

Jana i made a post on how I cold approached a girl and she ignored me. I took my L and went home, then in the post I said I prefer femboys and online dating, because at least it doesn't hurt your ego through rejections.

Many lightheartedly made fun of my looks, but I got comments from a girl saying I'm promoting violence against women, mara girls don't owe me a right to talk to me, blah blah, she even called me a rapist!?

Nimeapproach dem akakataa nikajipea shughuli , how TF am I in the wrong here? Did you want me to stay begging her to validate her ego? Reddit banned her account shortly after, since she was spewing so much hate in the comments for no reason.

I had not even said any of those things , and I had posted my story to laugh at myself.Watu huku na projections man. Then I noticed something:

1. Approach girl- she rejects you (feels good about herself)
2. Have no girls- boys laugh at you
3. Buy coochie - society shames you
4. Be gay- society shames you
5. Prefer masturbating and celibacy - people clown you
6. Open up about all of the above: Men and Women clown you

There's just no winning for the boychild, whatever move you make is wrong already. Which is why I advocate live your life. Fuck whoever you wanna fuck, chose who chooses you, cause they don't wanna see us win! I think the girl hated me so much because the post proved I don't need girls🤣from today I'm a bussy activist🥳🥳 boys4boys🥳

I am unable to read any comments on this sub, hata if I create a new account and try to view. Nkt, ni mods ama what is it?

😂😂😂😭ati hii serikali ni kama Malaya Mzee

Even chokoras have to bust a nut sometimes 😂

Hii heist was big news back then 😅waliiba KCB Bank Thika opposite a Police Station,sharp boys those ones. Huyu lady tu ndio aliwauza na kuflex. Is crime Worth it though, it seems like forever ago, na Niko sure majamaa wako Jela mpaka Leo. Ama Hufai kushikwa😅walikua rookies

If someone gooned to you, would you be flattered or pissed off? Sometimes I go on tinder and goon to the profiles there, last time remarkable age aliweka video I nutted on my screen. I've gooned to statuses, Leo I'm gooning to that kapicha ya lynete maina😂🤤 If you want me to dedicate a nut to you weka picha hapo chini my unhinged folks

Wacheni niwaibie Siri wakuu, game si fair. To my campus ninjas,tafuta dem Ako na mbaba, preferably long distance, then gonga Mali vizuri and enjoy the benefits

Kenyans mko sawa? 😂😂😂😂Is everything okay at home? Y'all eating good out here?🤣hio comeback ni wazimu msee😂

So, a friend of mine, from way back since childhood posted this on his status. The guy who messaged him was wrong obviously for saying he wants him, but that doesn't warrant his replies. Seriously, you'd rather be close to a terrorist responsible for millions of deaths, rather than a person with a different sexual preference? Lmao😂 and the fact he posted it, he could've kept silent about it, ignored the message, tell the person he doesn't swing that way, or just block him.

This just made me see him in a different light tbh, sometimes exposure ni fiti pia. Kukaa ocha sana can trap your thinking

Bomoad it with my girl, 8/10.