43 [M4F] #MI #USA #OnLine Read post. Follow instructions. Make connection. (details inside)
Hi there. Call me Ted.
These posts go on and on and they all look the same, so I’m doing my post differently. It comes with instructions. They are easy and brief.
INSTRUCTIONS: I’m going to write a CONCISE post. Once you have read this post to the end, if you feel like it, follow these instructions PRECISELY* (…OR ELSE: the device you’re reading this on will be CURSED for seven (7) Earth years):
Click on my profile & send me a CHAT message.
Send me a greeting and tell me your first name or what you’d like me to call you.
AS SOON AS I accept the chat and respond to you, send me a selfie**.
I’ll respond and provide selfies right away in return.
- Make a connection.
** Experience has taught me that no matter how/when I ask for a photo, it’ll be awkward. So I’m just doing it now. Also: this saves time.
About me: Single. Cute. Funny. Direct. Excellent communicator. Talented. Dormant. Lonely. Usually up overnight.
I’m mostly looking for compatible people for friendship, companionship, chats—but I do not pretend to know what’s best for me or what will happen next. You can’t plan when you’re going to meet exactly someone you needed to meet. I need cool people to talk to and I’m a cool person to talk to.
That’s it. If you read this far and you’d like to chat, get to know one another, exchange photos: the instructions are at the top.
To prove you read this post, in addition to precisely following the instructions above, tell me the name of your favorite band (or tell me your favorite band name).
Believe!
Ted
* P.S.–I’m not actually bossy at all. I’m just doing a thing. If you’re interested in talking to me, say whatever you want.