"Do your fries come out cold?"
Yesterday a customer who only bought a couple of apps and a couple of beers was facing the HUGE dilemma of whether or not to add a $3.99 side of fries to his amazing meal. His first question to me was "Do your fries come out cold?"
"No, it's actually impossible for our fries to come out cold because they're deep fried in hot oil"
We then got into a long and pointless back-and-forth about the temperature of the fries. He finally said he wanted them.
Why are people like this? It's a 3.99 side of fries. Get it or not, I don't care at all. Mind you this entire exchange was during the busiest part of the evening so he was wasting so much time over a fucking side of fries. There's no way these people are actually like this in their daily lives yet they get inside a restaurant and suddenly act like this. IT'S A SIDE OF FUCKING FRIES, YOU LOSER!!!!!!!!