u/C-J-P-

▲ 80 r/dadjokes

A man with a stutter died in prison.

Before he could even finish his sentence

u/C-J-P- — 4 days ago

▲ 85 r/dadjokes

I invented a thought controlled air freshener

It makes scents when you think about it

u/C-J-P- — 6 days ago

▲ 55 r/dadjokes

I grilled a chicken for two hours

Still wouldn't tell me why it crossed the road.

But If I keep at it she will crack like an egg

u/C-J-P- — 7 days ago

▲ 27 r/dadjokes

No! I got them all cut.

u/C-J-P- — 10 days ago

▲ 11 r/strengthtraining

Not going to max bench again.

u/C-J-P- — 14 days ago

▲ 11 r/dadjokes

That's a huge weight lifted off my chest!

u/C-J-P- — 15 days ago

▲ 45 r/dadjokes

The I C U

u/C-J-P- — 16 days ago