u/Buttholes_N_Boobies

This is how baby hepilopters are made.

First off, I wasn't drunk, just dehydrated. I tried hydrating with the mini bottles I keep in my pilot case, but that didn't work.

Second, I wasn't "escorted" off the playne, security was helping carry me up the jetway to the bar where I could get more mini bottles to replenish my stash.

Third, whatever, I do what I want, I'm the pylote.

Fourth, why they post picture of interior of a 737, you stoopid or sumthin? I fly CRJ7's. GET IT RIGHT OR PAY THE PRICE.

I'm not drunk, you are.