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So today a customer note specifically says don’t drive in the drive wa despite it being a long windy one on the opposite side of the road.

then for the first time ever I got bitched at for backing into one. was a semi-main road with no shoulder so I back in. old guy comes out and is looking at me all confused
so I say “is this (the address)”

guy is all pissy and says “yeahhhhh”

so I say I got packages for you

guys all pissy again ”ooooook? did you have to pull in the driveway?”

im like oh sorry theres no shoulder and it’s a main road

hes like “people park there all the time”

bro fuck these people and their stupid concerns about a fucking driveway. it’s a fucking DRIVEWAY

And as for his friend Wilkie, that guy never wrote a single thing even remotely as impressive as fifty shades of grey. Guy wishes he could right that stuff!

For example, Les Mis apparently has 19 chapters about a battle that’s not relevant. I know that moby dick apparently has lots of information about whaling (which might be relevant maybe).
ive also heard war and peace has a lot of philosophy.

so which massive classic book doesnt have this and sticks mostly to the plot?

so smeg punches numbers, then covers the pad and punches in more number.

“and the six figure code exists only in the brain of dementus”

yet he punched in at least ten numbers, and also how does he know the code if only dementus knows it?

also when scrotus goes to attack dementus theres some box attached to his weapon which stops him before he’s able to attack…what was this?