u/Bulky_Sprinkles1512

Basically what the title says. Its been really fun and I just wanted to share some bits from it cause I seem crazy laughing to myself in my room.

Background info:

Each story is called a mini episode. Theres episodes called Mini mini episodes where its 5 stories in one episode. It has a catchy intro (to me at least) where all the girls scream out "mini mini episode!" And a drum goes da doooomm. Always 4 Os, always 2 Ms, never more or less. Then chibi heads of Marche and Loves Only You say a little joke together.

Character and personalities:

Just so you know what youre reading. Theres racist Spe whos two sides of a coin. Sometimes shes racist, sometimes shes sweet. Cant forget her supportive gf suzuka. Noshino is motherly and 3 inches tall. Oguri will literally eat anything. Super creek wants to play goo goo babies with her life on the line.

Inside jokes:

Spoilers! Spe has a racist mode where she goes 8 foot and shredded, basically a jojo's character. Fuji's quote is "you think im doing this to look sexy?!" Marche wears minimizer bras because shes secretly packing. Opera o is the sun and Doto is the moon. King kamehameha is an npc no one knows. Nice nature, Ruldof, and Fenomeno are the only sane people. No boobs are shown, censor bars cover them. Golshi has a new job all the time cause she always gets fired. Shes also a perv. Theres crossovers with other animes and even the goat Leon S Kennedy.

Heres some mini mini episodes I wrote, if you guys like it I might share more. I wrote a LOT.

Mini mini episodes! Da doooomm!
LOY with a guilty smile: I convinced marche to try a normal bra again
Marche has a censor bar under her chibi head and a tired look: Just this once.

Spe is in the tracen tracksuit at the trackfield. She is making the Naoya face and says "Hidoi na. Hito no kokoro-(whatever the rest is i dont speak nihongo)." Bourbon stares at her confused. Behind her, Amazon pops up. "I do!" She says happily. Spe goes from naoya face to muscular and strong jawline, aka racist mode. She glares at amazon. It cuts to her (normal body) pressing amazon and pointing in her face while screaming "No you dont! Look at yourself!"

Mini mini episodes! Da doooomm!
LOY with a big smile: Whats bigger than Biwa Hayahide's head?
Marche with an eyebrow raised: Meisho's Dotos?
LOY laughing: No, your dotos!

Biwa is eating ramen at a counter at a ramen shop. She suddenly drops the bowl and looks around. She talks lowly and menacingly, "Someone called my head big." At another booth, Mcqueen and teio are on one side and Kitasan and Diachan are on the other. Kitasan and Teio are smiling awkwardly with closed eyes while mcqueen and dia are having a back and forth "No i'll pay." Mcqueen puts down a credit card then dia puts a card on her's. They keep adding more cards and insisting they'll pay. Golshi is looking between the two of them and thinking "i never shouldve worked here." Mcqueen wins and puts down the last card. She closes her eyes and scoffs with a proud smile. "Looks like i'll pay." Dia has a sweet and passive aggressive smile. "You dont need to actually, i bought the resturuant. Its my pleasure" Mcqueen's head gets hit by lightning, anime trope thingy, but she keeps her smile. She shakes her head "well i bought the company so really its my pleasure."

Mini mini episodes! (in the background, "No really, its my pleasure.") Da doooomm!
Marche: I only spend 600 yen for ramen but mcqueen spent 350 million yen.
LOY sighs: I wish streaming made me as rich as them

Doto is in the tracen tracksuit at the field. Shes on the floor, looking up and scared. "Why do you have that thing?" The camera is zoomed in on opera o's face. She laughs as it zooms out to show shes mounted a solgaleo. "Because, we are the same!" She laughs more and solgaleo roars with her. "But Opera, dont you know hes dubbed the beast who devoured the sun?" Opera o's laughing stopped and her face froze, "Eh?" It cuts to the sky and opera screaming and running can be heard, solgaleo roars as he chases her off screen. Opera o's face fades onto the sun and she laughs.

Mini mini episodes! Da doooomm!
LOY has a ps4, ps5, xbox, and pc by her: Hey Marche, how would Doto's relationship be with Lunala?
Marche with a gameboy advanced sp by her: I dont know, I never had a 3ds to play sun and moon.

Ssj rosè goku black has his arm around rose kingdom while pointing at her. "Look at this umamusume, is she not named after a beautiful color?" Super saiyan 3 goku is beside gold city, their long beautiful golden hair flows in the wind together. Gold city has her arms crossed like goku, shes smiling knowing they look great. Goku smirks "heh, based." Rose closes her eyes "I would like to inform you that there has been a misunderstanding with my name." Black tilts his head at her. Rose continues, "My name is Rose, not Rosè." She opens her eyes and looks Black up and down. "Although, I'm feeling a strange pull towards you so I'll let you continue wrongly beliving my name is Rosè." She wraps her arms around his neck and bites her lip. Black is flustered and looking around, she whispers. "Look at me only. I think rosè is a beautiful color." Goku and gold city are uncomfortable. Gold city looks at the camera and motions them to cut the recording, goku glances at the camera in fear as well.

Mini mini episodes! Da doooomm!
Marche is uncomfortable: Well that seemed out of character for her.
LOY is smirking: I mean did you see him though? And his accent. Ahh...
Marche: He sounds like a chain smoker.

Everyone is in their racing attire. Golshi is sitting on the floor, hugging her knees. In front of her, Taiki and Fuji are having fun quick drawing at each other. "Bang! Ha, I got you!" Golshi smirks to herself. Mcqueen looks down at golshi and raises her eyebrow. "Why are you so interested in them? You've been watching them since they started." Golshi replies without looking at mcqueen. "They bounce when they do it." It cuts to taiki and fuji quick drawing while censor bars over their chest bounce from the movement. Golshi snickers. Suddenly, fuji is in her face. "Do you think im doing this to look sexy!?" Golshi screams and crawls backwords. Fuji looks back at taiki. Taiki smiles with her. They both nod. Mcqueen is confused and scared as she watches. Taiki tosses fuji an uzi. They lean against each other, side and side, they take a breath at the same time and yell at the same time. The guns starts spraying. Mcqueen screams in fear and ducks. Golshi screams and tries to run. It cuts to a hospital room. Golshi looks like swish cheeze in bed, mcqueen is beside her. Mcqueen sighs and asks her "was it worth it?" Golshi nods with a smirk and closed eyes and crossed arms. Mcqueen shaked her head disaprovingly.

Heres the list of almost every umamusume goon for the past two weeks, about 49 goons. I'm missing a few, like Opera O and Doto, but I'd rather leave it as under then go over what I actually did.

Super creek
Super creek
Meisho Doto
Kitasan Black
Eishin Flash
Kitasan Black
Fuji Kiseki
Super creek
Nice nature
Taiki shuttle
Marzensky
Fuji Kiseki
Air grove (almost Fuji Kiseki)
Kitasan Black
Winning variation
Gold ship
Mihono Bourbon
Kitasan Black
Sirius symboil
Matikanetannhauser
Nice Nature
Matikanetannhauser
Fuji Kiseki
Air Groove
Agnes Tachyon
Kitasan Black
Daiwa Scarlet
Super Creek
Jungle Pocket
Mihono Bourbon
Matikanetannhauser
Matikanetannhauser
Kitasan Black and Satono Diamond
Eshin Flash
Daiwa Scarlet
Super Creek
Super Creek
Marche Lorraine
Maruzensky
Super Creek
Symboli Rudulf
Matikanefukuitaru and Matikanetannhauser
Fuji Kiseki
Air Groove
Royce and Royce
Duramente
Eshin Flash
Daiwa Scarlet
Kitasan Black

I didnt know what flair to use so I put review. It felt good as long as I was hydrated. I probably have too much free time. I also see Kitasan in a new way. Shes more than just armpits.