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Zenno Rob Roy has the most tragic story in Uma Musume 😭
She was just a regular High School student, a smart and dedicated one. She wouldn't miss any classes and she would respect everyone.
But she was left out in class... she saw Umas like Special Week, Daitaku Helios and Symboli Rudolf having so much more attention towards them. Everyone would follow them and have fun with them while Zenno Rob Roy was there by herself... alone.
She then decided to change her looks, put on a different racing outfit, practice her dancing and participate in more events. She became someone completely different, it all seemed like her life would change for the better, that she would become popular like the others.
But that all changed when the evil Haru Urara got jealous of her new self. Haru Urara set up Zenno Rob Roy in a trap and sent her to Waldo's house. Her eyes never saw the world the same way again.
Trainers, I have a question! What do Umas do with their dirty clothes? Is there a laundry room in the dorm buildings or do they take them to a laundromat off campus? (for research purposes)
Oh My Gotto! It's Licky-Chan with a steel chair
art link: https://www.pixiv.net/artworks/141375001
I lost the plot so quickly my god (@Dylandoesshorts)
SYMBOLI RUDOLF has been accused of cheating by URA officials
The governing body of Uma Racing has launched an investigation of cheating on the 7-time G1 race winner Symboli Rudolf. The racer had been supposedly been using a hidden V6 engine to create more power and win more races.
They have declared that they will soon make an official inspection to uncover the veracity of the facts. As it is required that the inspection is made by an expert on car engines it is with great pleasure that i announce that the inspector will be none other than myself.
As usual for car engines the inspection will consist of but not limited to: inspecting Volume, shape, elasticity of materials, components, liquid ejecting components, functionality of liquid ejecting components, taste and smell.
Needless to say, the officials have reiterated that non compliance to the inspection could result in Symboli Rudolf being stripped of all 7 G1 wins.
Source of the image that caused suspicions of cheating: https://x.com/YoloArt75/status/1952276192016351615
what y'all headcanon/fanon for the uma and trainer after there career(btw you making can made it about umaxtore and umaxuma or trainerxtrainer or just platonic)
hope this get more comment
Digitan fucking exploded for the third time this morning because of these two
Originally from Tokomirai on X but their account got nuked so ig here's the new account they post from?
When your rival steals your Torena away (@1ofagnes digital)
(ONSEN DATE UPDATE) Last night of the date!
Tonight is our final night here before finally going back home tomorrow. Festa already fell asleep and, as usual, I have trouble sleeping due to her snoring and how tight she was cuddling with me so I decided to use my phone. I was just mindlessly using it until I could fall asleep and I did feel my eyes getting heavier as time went by.
As I was browsing my gallery, I came across old photos of Festa from back when she was still an active racer. There were photos of one of her performances, photos of me and her hanging out at her dorm (like the one above), the photo I took of her the first time I saw her race, the photos from when I joined her and her trainer in France.
I was just checking all of those old photos when...
"What are you looking at?"
"Gah! Why are you awake?"
"Well, the brightness on your phone was enough to wake me up! Do you wanna blind yourself blind or something? Turn that shit down!"
"Alright, alright, I will! Man, I didn't expect you to be this easy to wake up!"
"Well, now you know! What are you looking at anyway?"
"I... uh... just some old photos of you... back during the Tracen days."
"You still have those?"
"Yeah, why wouldn't I?"
"Well, I thought you would have gotten rid of them after... you know..."
"Well, I didn't... couldn't really."
"So, you're afraid of commitment, you want to look like an asshole so that I'd forget you, and yet you can't get rid of some photos?"
"Well... yeah... I guess."
"That's moronic... sweet... but moronic."
"Yeah, yeah, I know."
"Still... thank you for not getting rid of them."
"It's nothing..."
...
"You know, you're lucky I convinced my friends to leave you alone back then."
"Really?"
"Yeah, Dorija really wanted to teach you a lesson. Gold Ship wanted to put you in the sack and bring you Turk-knows-where. Jordan was gathering up the other gals to jump you at your place. Orfevre was going to personally beat the living shit out of you. Feno was goi—"
"Um, just how long were they insisting on doing this?"
"Well, for the first year of the break up, I had to keep watch on them because some of them were stalking you."
"W-Wait, so I was being stalked for a year?!"
"Yeah, they all took it personally when you left! Especially since, and I quote them, I was not the type to break down like that!"
"Oh..."
"You probably didn't notice but Dorija ate at your food place a couple times just to watch you."
"O-Oh... oh..."
"Yeah..."
"Well, why would they allow you to go out with me now? I mean, surely, one of them would have changed their minds and gone with you if they found out I was going with you."
"Well... I wasn't exactly being truthful there..."
"What do you mean?"
"When I said no one wanted to go with me... I was lying... I just wanted an excuse to go with you and get some closure or something else... I did regret it initially with how awkward we started out but it's all good now... and it's not like I was fully dishonest... Sirius and Jordan were actually unavailable."
"What about Gold Ship?"
"She didn't actually go to the Philippines to eat eggs. It was just a lame excuse I thought of on the spot because I remembered you were Filipino."
I smiled in a smug manner and poked her nose which made her ears twitch and her face turn beet red.
"You were really acting all cold and distant for the first two days just for you to admit this, eh?"
"Y-Yeah... just shut up... go to sleep."
"Nah, I'm feeling quite giddy from this revelation to even fall asleep! I'll just keep talking about it!"
"You little— just stop talking about it!"
"Nah!"
"Stop!"
"Nah!"
"Stooooooop!"
"If you kiss me... then maybe..."
"You son of... haaaaaa... I'm gonna make Dorija bury you alive."
"Oh, come on, it's just one kiss!"
"Fine, fine, just one."
Well, it was just one kiss. Then two. Then three. Then, I stopped counting. Funnily enough, I could feel myself fading into dreamland as we were kissing and I guess Festa noticed it too because she stopped and just cuddled with me. It would have been funny if we umapyoi'd again, but alas, we were too tired to do that.
"Alright, now go to sleep! I don't wanna hear another word!"
"Yeah, yeah, I'm going to! Good night!"
"Good night!"
After a few minutes, I eventually fell asleep and it helped that Festa wasn't snoring and keeping me awake with that noise. She was still awake, however, and she just spent a few minutes watching me as I slept. As she watched me sleep, she said some words that she would never say to me if I were awake to hear it.
"I can't believe this stupid gamble actually paid off. I don't really know what I'd do if this date ended differently. Hell, even now, I'm not sure if we're gonna do better than last time. I'd usually be thrilled when taking chances... but right now... I'm scared."
She moved closer to nuzzle into my neck.
"Don't leave me again, Raikkon."
And she, too, went to sleep.
I love tact
its fucking 4am rn why am i doing this
Yeah i love tact. But specifically i love her hair. Just look at them and i know that it probably feels very soft and smells very good. Imagine if i rest my face on her hair and just fully inhale the smell of her hair. Imagine the feelings of that. so yeah i love tact and i think i might love tact too
https://x.com/Kashmir\_0808/status/2036371736502153563
https://x.com/suika\_641/status/1765676956715307507
oh yeah did i mention that i love tact?
Daily Less Popular Umawife Posting Day 51 - Admire Groove
- Sauce 1: https://x.com/momomomotu45/status/2038901699071680785
- Sauce 2: https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/134301824
- Sauce 3: https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/143031024
- Sauce 4: https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/142804146
- Sauce 5: https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/142486573
- Sauce 6: https://x.com/chahirond/status/2034991419639967801
- Sauce 7: https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/134387981
- Sauce 8: https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/141537240
- Sauce 9: https://x.com/ame_pinecandy/status/2029399654786547733
- Sauce 10: https://x.com/hamadaundo/status/1960721122472943840
Links to other Umas:
- Day 1 - Daiichi Ruby
- Day 2 - North Flight
- Day 3 - K. S. Miracle
- Day 4 - Valentine Edition
- Day 5 - Ines Fujin
- Day 6 - Loves Only You
- Day 7 - Seeking the Pearl
- Day 8 - Gran Alegria
- Day 9 - Tosen Jordan
- Day 10 - Maeno Yuteki
- Day 11 - Tsurumaru Tsuyoshi
- Day 12 - Duramente
- Day 13 - Kawakami Princess
- Day 14 - Believe
- Day 15 - Durandal
- Day 16 - Yukino Bijin
- Day 17 - Yamanin Zephyr
- Day 18 - Daring Tact
- Day 19 - Cesario
- Day 20 - Rhein Kraft
- Day 21 - Zenno Rob Roy
- Day 22 - No Reason
- Day 23 - Verxina
- Day 24 - Hokko Tarumae
- Day 25 - Lucky Lilac
- Day 26 - Dantsu Flame
- Day 27 - Symboli Kris S
- Day 28 - Tap Dance City
- Day 29 - Sounds of Earth
- Day 30 - Mejiro Palmer
- Day 31 - Espoir City
- Day 32 - Transcend
- Day 33 - Blast Onepiece
- Day 34 - Bubble Gum Fellow
- Day 35 - Air Messiah
- Day 36 - Daring Heart
- Day 37 - Samson Big
- Dau 38 - Bamboo Memory
- Day 39 - Mejiro Bright
- Day 40 - Sakura Laurel
- Day 41 - Sakura Chitose O
- Day 42 - Curren Bouquetd'or
- Day 43 - Satono Crown
- Day 44 - Royce and Royce
- Day 45 - Ikuno Dictus
- Day 46 - Fusaichi Pandora
- Day 47 - Biko Pegasus
- Day 48 - Rudy Lemono & Mini the Lady
- Day 49 - Hishi Akebono
- Day 50 - Furioso
I'm running out of umas, so do requests if you want more umas
Every time I see this Tamamo plush...I hear it
no literally, every time I see that plush....that plush, I hear the screams, the screams of tamamo cross hiding so she doesn't play goo goo babies.
Having 20 wives saying happy birthday to you
Today is my brithday, and i screenahotted every birthday conv lmao
its 45 actually
Tachyon cooks crack WIP
I cooked this up in 2 hours before work because Idk
The crossover I didn't need in my head 🤣
"Something, something, the derby is over; the race to save the world from incineration has begun."
Can't help myself; the ring thingy from the U.M.A. NEW WORLD MV, and Goteia's light bands sorta look the same for me in these shots 🤣
Who'd be the best one to ride?
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She only deserved to stand still at the shop, not giving a rage baiting comment on the SEXSEXSEX race "Victory was this close to being yours, but the results will serve as a good experience for the next race" like fuckass is either 5 leght or just a head???, can she just shut the fuck up instead "trying" to give a posite comment?..
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Since I started playing the game, I realize this woman was the embodied of inhumanity itself
whenever she exist somewhere in our own deception among the race the race whenever she blind you with the sweetness of her cruelty after the end of the races And her words doesn't leave cut is teach you how to bleed
This is not only a speech but about how form of cruelty shape a person that we khow, Tazuna
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I always imagine shitting on her everyday
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