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Zenno Rob Roy has the most tragic story in Uma Musume 😭

She was just a regular High School student, a smart and dedicated one. She wouldn't miss any classes and she would respect everyone.

But she was left out in class... she saw Umas like Special Week, Daitaku Helios and Symboli Rudolf having so much more attention towards them. Everyone would follow them and have fun with them while Zenno Rob Roy was there by herself... alone.

She then decided to change her looks, put on a different racing outfit, practice her dancing and participate in more events. She became someone completely different, it all seemed like her life would change for the better, that she would become popular like the others.

But that all changed when the evil Haru Urara got jealous of her new self. Haru Urara set up Zenno Rob Roy in a trap and sent her to Waldo's house. Her eyes never saw the world the same way again.

u/CHemIStrYBeLiKe — 5 hours ago
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Trainers, I have a question! What do Umas do with their dirty clothes? Is there a laundry room in the dorm buildings or do they take them to a laundromat off campus? (for research purposes)

u/Which_War_8150 — 3 hours ago
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SYMBOLI RUDOLF has been accused of cheating by URA officials

The governing body of Uma Racing has launched an investigation of cheating on the 7-time G1 race winner Symboli Rudolf. The racer had been supposedly been using a hidden V6 engine to create more power and win more races.

They have declared that they will soon make an official inspection to uncover the veracity of the facts. As it is required that the inspection is made by an expert on car engines it is with great pleasure that i announce that the inspector will be none other than myself.

As usual for car engines the inspection will consist of but not limited to: inspecting Volume, shape, elasticity of materials, components, liquid ejecting components, functionality of liquid ejecting components, taste and smell.

Needless to say, the officials have reiterated that non compliance to the inspection could result in Symboli Rudolf being stripped of all 7 G1 wins.

Source of the image that caused suspicions of cheating: https://x.com/YoloArt75/status/1952276192016351615

u/CHemIStrYBeLiKe — 8 hours ago
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what y'all headcanon/fanon for the uma and trainer after there career(btw you making can made it about umaxtore and umaxuma or trainerxtrainer or just platonic)

hope this get more comment

u/raito_hibiki999 — 12 hours ago
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(ONSEN DATE UPDATE) Last night of the date!

Previous Part

Tonight is our final night here before finally going back home tomorrow. Festa already fell asleep and, as usual, I have trouble sleeping due to her snoring and how tight she was cuddling with me so I decided to use my phone. I was just mindlessly using it until I could fall asleep and I did feel my eyes getting heavier as time went by.

As I was browsing my gallery, I came across old photos of Festa from back when she was still an active racer. There were photos of one of her performances, photos of me and her hanging out at her dorm (like the one above), the photo I took of her the first time I saw her race, the photos from when I joined her and her trainer in France.

I was just checking all of those old photos when...

"What are you looking at?"

"Gah! Why are you awake?"

"Well, the brightness on your phone was enough to wake me up! Do you wanna blind yourself blind or something? Turn that shit down!"

"Alright, alright, I will! Man, I didn't expect you to be this easy to wake up!"

"Well, now you know! What are you looking at anyway?"

"I... uh... just some old photos of you... back during the Tracen days."

"You still have those?"

"Yeah, why wouldn't I?"

"Well, I thought you would have gotten rid of them after... you know..."

"Well, I didn't... couldn't really."

"So, you're afraid of commitment, you want to look like an asshole so that I'd forget you, and yet you can't get rid of some photos?"

"Well... yeah... I guess."

"That's moronic... sweet... but moronic."

"Yeah, yeah, I know."

"Still... thank you for not getting rid of them."

"It's nothing..."

...

"You know, you're lucky I convinced my friends to leave you alone back then."

"Really?"

"Yeah, Dorija really wanted to teach you a lesson. Gold Ship wanted to put you in the sack and bring you Turk-knows-where. Jordan was gathering up the other gals to jump you at your place. Orfevre was going to personally beat the living shit out of you. Feno was goi—"

"Um, just how long were they insisting on doing this?"

"Well, for the first year of the break up, I had to keep watch on them because some of them were stalking you."

"W-Wait, so I was being stalked for a year?!"

"Yeah, they all took it personally when you left! Especially since, and I quote them, I was not the type to break down like that!"

"Oh..."

"You probably didn't notice but Dorija ate at your food place a couple times just to watch you."

"O-Oh... oh..."

"Yeah..."

"Well, why would they allow you to go out with me now? I mean, surely, one of them would have changed their minds and gone with you if they found out I was going with you."

"Well... I wasn't exactly being truthful there..."

"What do you mean?"

"When I said no one wanted to go with me... I was lying... I just wanted an excuse to go with you and get some closure or something else... I did regret it initially with how awkward we started out but it's all good now... and it's not like I was fully dishonest... Sirius and Jordan were actually unavailable."

"What about Gold Ship?"

"She didn't actually go to the Philippines to eat eggs. It was just a lame excuse I thought of on the spot because I remembered you were Filipino."

I smiled in a smug manner and poked her nose which made her ears twitch and her face turn beet red.

"You were really acting all cold and distant for the first two days just for you to admit this, eh?"

"Y-Yeah... just shut up... go to sleep."

"Nah, I'm feeling quite giddy from this revelation to even fall asleep! I'll just keep talking about it!"

"You little— just stop talking about it!"

"Nah!"

"Stop!"

"Nah!"

"Stooooooop!"

"If you kiss me... then maybe..."

"You son of... haaaaaa... I'm gonna make Dorija bury you alive."

"Oh, come on, it's just one kiss!"

"Fine, fine, just one."

Well, it was just one kiss. Then two. Then three. Then, I stopped counting. Funnily enough, I could feel myself fading into dreamland as we were kissing and I guess Festa noticed it too because she stopped and just cuddled with me. It would have been funny if we umapyoi'd again, but alas, we were too tired to do that.

"Alright, now go to sleep! I don't wanna hear another word!"

"Yeah, yeah, I'm going to! Good night!"

"Good night!"

After a few minutes, I eventually fell asleep and it helped that Festa wasn't snoring and keeping me awake with that noise. She was still awake, however, and she just spent a few minutes watching me as I slept. As she watched me sleep, she said some words that she would never say to me if I were awake to hear it.

"I can't believe this stupid gamble actually paid off. I don't really know what I'd do if this date ended differently. Hell, even now, I'm not sure if we're gonna do better than last time. I'd usually be thrilled when taking chances... but right now... I'm scared."

She moved closer to nuzzle into my neck.

"Don't leave me again, Raikkon."

And she, too, went to sleep.

u/RaikkonRDT — 12 hours ago

I love tact

its fucking 4am rn why am i doing this

Yeah i love tact. But specifically i love her hair. Just look at them and i know that it probably feels very soft and smells very good. Imagine if i rest my face on her hair and just fully inhale the smell of her hair. Imagine the feelings of that. so yeah i love tact and i think i might love tact too

https://x.com/Kashmir\_0808/status/2036371736502153563

https://x.com/suika\_641/status/1765676956715307507

oh yeah did i mention that i love tact?

u/zamasuenjoyer — 9 hours ago
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Daily Less Popular Umawife Posting Day 51 - Admire Groove

Links to other Umas:

I'm running out of umas, so do requests if you want more umas

u/HiyokoFeetOnMyFace — 14 hours ago
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Every time I see this Tamamo plush...I hear it

no literally, every time I see that plush....that plush, I hear the screams, the screams of tamamo cross hiding so she doesn't play goo goo babies.

u/PengPeng_Tie2335 — 16 hours ago

The crossover I didn't need in my head 🤣

"Something, something, the derby is over; the race to save the world from incineration has begun."

Can't help myself; the ring thingy from the U.M.A. NEW WORLD MV, and Goteia's light bands sorta look the same for me in these shots 🤣

u/zolthemeek — 22 hours ago

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She only deserved to stand still at the shop, not giving a rage baiting comment on the SEXSEXSEX race "Victory was this close to being yours, but the results will serve as a good experience for the next race" like fuckass is either 5 leght or just a head???, can she just shut the fuck up instead "trying" to give a posite comment?..

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Since I started playing the game, I realize this woman was the embodied of inhumanity itself

whenever she exist somewhere in our own deception among the race the race whenever she blind you with the sweetness of her cruelty after the end of the races And her words doesn't leave cut is teach you how to bleed

This is not only a speech but about how form of cruelty shape a person that we khow, Tazuna

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u/ParadoxicalDics — 16 hours ago
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