TIFU: ate year old unrefridgerated cheese
The shake parmesean needs to be refrigerated if you didnt know. Even tho its on dry shelf its refrigerate after opening...
My broke ass was high and scavenging (its rough out here) and my choices were spicy Ramen or parmesean and I didnt want the revenge of spicy bulduk Ramen. I ate a lot of just parmesean. 20g protein per 200 calories btw. The past week ive been eating a can of beans everyday for protein.
Yeah found out after I ate like half the can of parm it needs to be refrigerated and its been in my cupboard for like a year.
I didnt think pulling trig would get it all out so hope I dont have botulism now!
Farting like crazy now which is probably best case scenario. I keep having to leave my desk at work to fart in the bathroom over the toilet(just in case something else makes an appearance)
I dont feel too good
I dont have health insurance
Tl;DR read the labels on food :(