Regina George vs Android 18
This is about a verbal chastising.
Scene:
Regina drives her car blasting “Milkshake” by Kelis, and intentionally almost runs over Android 18 and her daughter, while honking at them and yelling “watch where you’re going!”
She comes to a screeching halt just inches before she would have made impact, and then reverses her car while manhandling the steering the wheel with one hand and flipping off the mother and daughter with the other, and smiles as she nods her head to her perfectly manicured 💅 nails.
As she parks her car in the mall handicap parking spot… having kept her permit from when she had her neck brace from her bus accident, she hears the woman tell her daughter to wait for her there so she can confront the teenager.
Still smiling for the thrill of hearing the little girl begin to cry, Regina grabs her Burn Book and starts writing in it while sitting in her car, just ready and waiting for the mother to approach her.
As Android 18 approaches, Regina, still in her car, grabs a Polaroid camera from in her passenger side seat, and turns around as she begins taking photos of them both, while keeping the flash on, just to upset them and get angrier reactions as she snaps photos, taunting them with a fake smile.
Immediately, afterwards she starts shaking the Polaroids to develop them before she grabs her glue stick and pastes them onto the almost 2 full written pages of her Burn Book.
The first page reads how the Daughter looks like a broken cabbage patch kid doll, and is a sad excuse for an ugly, crybaby with a huge forehead.
And the next page is full of quips like “single mom vibes”, and “she dresses like a reject from the Sears catalogue”.
By the time she finishes gluing in the final photo, she hears Android 18 whisper “You sure you wanna get out of that car?”
Regina freezes for several seconds.
Then, she wills herself to unbuckle her seatbelt, with her left hand, and grab her burn book with her right hand, keep both pages open before turning to the direction of the voice behind her.
But Android 18 is no longer behind her, she feels a finger tap her shoulder, and then sees Android 18 floating above her with 2 fists.
Regina George holds up the Burn Book so Android 18 can read it.
Android 18 grabs the Burn Book and throws it away from the car.
“If you want it, go pick it up!” Android 18 taunts.
Regina opens the car door and grabs the Burn Book sitting beside her front driver side tire, and stares up but sees Android 18 isn’t floating above her anymore.
Android 18 is now in front of Regina, who only notices her when she turns around. Android 18 whispers in her ear “Oh, so you really are looking for trouble, huh?”
Regina George screams, but no one else in the parking lot intervenes— they just stare.
Android 18 asks “So, is that a yes?”
Regina ignores her and then turns back around to see the daughter still crying.
Regina walks towards her, ready to show her the Burn Book while asking “Are you old enough to read yet?!”
Suddenly Android 18 jumps up and lands between Regina and her own daughter.
“Don’t come any closer!” Android 18 warns.
“Or what?” Regina screams.
Knowing there are people in the parking lot witnessing this situation, Android 18 knows she cannot resort to violence.
So the verbal argument begins.
Who wins?