u/Brickbybrick1998

Rules: you can only trade a loss for a win of equal or greater value. For example: trading the 2006 loss to the Colts in the divisional playoffs for the 2023 win in the divisional playoffs over the Texans.

Rules apply for regular season and postseason.

First, for practical reasons, if you keep your legs spread you will notice that your sexual energy doesn't feel as active in your groin, as you are essentially giving relief from the pressure that happens when you have your legs close together.

I also believe that if you keep your legs spread long enough your sexual energy can flow upwards more easily.

Us Men aren't supposed to have our legs close together! You may even notice that when your legs are not spread you dont feel quite as masculine. It is proven that body language can effect your testosterone as well.

We are men! We have a giant cock between our legs! Let the world feel the power of your super cock by keeping your legs spread wide.

Don't listen to the bullshit about manspreading or whatever other crap they come up with. Be proud to be a man!

He is simply another puppet of Elias, just as Brandon Hyde was. Does that mean he is a bad coach? No, it means that he has little say over what happens.

Elias controls nearly every aspect of the team from making lineups to bullpen decisions. How do we know this? Albernaz is basically a carbon copy of Hyde with the decisions that he makes.

Elias is a control freak. He wants to feel like the smartest guy in the room. He doesn't want to take answers from anyone, he wants to dish out orders.

Until we get rid of Elias and his staff, we won't know what kind of manager Albernaz really is, and if he is the future skipper of the O's.

With so many to choose from it's like asking to pick your favorite child! But I think the one that stands out the most in my memory is the one vs the Wildcat Dolphins in the 2008 playoffs.

We were tied 3-3 in a very competitive game late in the first half, when Chad Pennington who was notorious for having a noodle arm, decided it was a good idea to throw up an arm punt that wasnt even close to a receiver, which predictably ended up in Ed Reeds hands.

What makes this pick so great to me is that as he was running it back, Haloti Ngata through one of the most violent blocks on a Dolphins player i have ever seen and just flattened him. If you can find the full game and watch the replay after the pick you'll find it. That play was like the epitome of our defense that the time.

Once he ran it back for a touchdown, it seemed inevitable that we would win, that's how good our defense was back then.