u/BottomPercentile

Why did no one tell me Rebecca Black kind of rules?

I have big plans for my mom today and I’m really excited to get them started.

I texted her to see if she wanted me to come over early. She said no I have to watch my shows u_bottompercentile! Then I have my yoga. It’s a very busy morning.

Lol she’s an icon to me. I love you mom. Happy Mother’s Day to all the moms out there

I’m tired of people acting like the “gender wars” or whatever are all equal and fair. I’m not trying to start a war. I don’t feel safe around men. I’m just saying what it’s like it. He held my wrist too hard too, and it hurts. I genuinely dislike being a woman.

I guess I should’ve just said no, but it felt weird. And I didn’t feel like being confrontational and he was being nice before that.

Probably not a great sign but 🤷‍♀️

Nothing can beat it

So my boobs suck and I’ve been looking into plastic surgery to fix them.

I told my mom about this. In part because I’ll need help for a little bit after surgery but I know on some level I was hoping she’d say something supportive and loving. I was hoping she’d say something like: “U_bottom percentile, you don’t need to get plastic surgery. Sure your tits aren’t perfect, but you’re still a pretty girl and you don’t need to go under the knife to look good. It’s OK to not have a perfect body.”

Instead, she seemed thrilled. She said she always wondered how I had such “flatties” when her tits have always been great. Lmao

Too funny not to share