Helon frens! Thiz iz handsome Texdo Prince Bruce,Siamese princess Lilo, and smol princess Scarlett( aka Potato)! Previous, meowmeny did abandonment on us for two furever, so we fink we are going to revenege! We did peepee randomly around tha house, like twice pur week for several weeks. Meowmeny haz to wash all tha curtains and blankets a lot on big human bed because we sneaked and pee on it once mewomeny washed them! And meowmeny does not know who did it because she has no evidence! It was gud crimez!
But! Now meowmeny is putting us in jail! She locked me, Prince Bruce, in tha bedroom! I sing tha song of our people loud, but meowmeny sayz she needz to know who did the peepee! And now Princess Lilo and Potato can’t sleep on the human bed anymore! But it was not me! Why had I be put on quaraontee Thiz iz sa-sala- I iz innocent! I need pawyers!