TIFU Sat down
First time in TX for a cruise. We were waiting for the Uber to take us from the ABNB condo to the terminal yesterday morning.
I have a bad knee so I try to sit when I can. Sat down in the ground. After a few minutes, I saw a couple of tiny little ants that I think were red. Jumped up swatting then off my legs.
We then left and went on our merry way. Fast forward to last night and I couldn't figure out why the hell my ass around my starfish was itching like crazy.
Turns out, I have a few big bites and I'm pretty damned sure it was those little ants. It itches like mad! I keep using cortisone on it.
I haven't had an itchy ass like this since I was a teen and accidentally used poison something plant to wipe my ass.
TL;DR. Sat down in the grass and my ass became a tasty treat for little biting ants and now have itchy ass.