u/Blessed_Smurf

What's the etiquette for politely letting a guest know it's time to leave? 😊

Nikiwa home April nilipata Morio tulifanyaga na yeye Class 8 then hakuendelea shule amepiga hatua kali sana za maisha. Jamaa ako na bibi, watoto wawili ashaweka mmoja Private school analipa fees. Ako na bike yake anafanya boda, amejenga duka akaweka bibi yake na stock full.

Jamaa ako na kwake, ng'ombe, yaani watoto wanakunywa chai ya maziwa daily. Anasupply gases hiyo area buana na Mpesa yake imepick ajab. Boiz ako fiti kabisa. Alafu kuna some of us hata kushiba hatushibi na hatulishi mtu yeyote. Lakini nothing beats Brains watu wangu! 🤝

From Eugene

Wueeeh

“I have a cousin who used his retirement package to construct 20 iron sheet houses on a 100 by 100 plot in a place called Kamirithu.

At 2k per house it seemed like this guy could be an investment guru like our own @Vickyjr here. Every time I met him he looked down and deep in thought. Very soon he started talking to himself — full on conversations.

Turns out the 2k monthly gang comes with a few challenges. "Hawa ni watu wana kunia choo juu intentionally," he said ,in some misguided biological warfare . The fights never end; he had mediated about 5 on a Monday alone.

There was even a woman who had gotten married to 3 men in the same plot 🤣🤣🤣. Pesa haichelewi, lakini mashida galore.

I hope William has a plan — a 3-week retreat to get the ghetto out of the people. Otherwise you will soon find someone throwing garbage from the 7th floor. “

Do you agree with him?

Mnasema hapo affordable housing things will be like this like this with things flying here and there

What is your plan B if nobody marries you?🫣🫣

This morning, we heard our G@y neighbor screaming loudly and initially thought someone had broken into his room. However, when we got inside, we found him in serious distress, unclothed, and struggling with something. He refused to explain and kept asking us to take him to the hospital immediately.

We then noticed a broken, wet cucumber nearby, which made us suspect what might have happened. It seemed like something went wrong, but he wasn’t willing to talk about it.

We quickly rushed him to the nearest hospital. Before leaving, we also noticed he had a whole carton of cucumbers in his room, which left us even more confused.

The first time I ejaculated...

The first time it happened to me, I wasn't on top of a girl...I was in Form 3 doing physics practicals.

It happened that I did the practicals slowly and the time was ticking...the teacher was giving us pressure that failure to complete it had serious consequences.

Everyone was standing to submit their papers and the tension I had gave me an orgasm...yes, orgasm. Nakuambia nilijimwagia like crazy. The mixture of fear and pleasure maaaaan. It was the best feeling ever. 🙈🙈🙈🙈🙈