u/Bladrak01

My wife saw a man on the street and said he was the one who assaulted her, so I followed him and killed him.

10 minutes later she saw someone else and said the same thing.

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u/Bladrak01 — 1 day ago

Xbox has it on sale for the original 360 version of ME1. Is it likely to be legitimate, and is it worth getting? If I do get it does anyone know it will work with LE?

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u/Bladrak01 — 13 days ago
▲ 3.9k r/Jokes

(This works best when you are telling it to someone)

The four types of orgasms are positive, negative, religious, and fake. During a positive one they yell *Oh yes!" During a negative one they yell "Oh no!" During a religious one they yell "Oh God!" And During a fake one they yell "Oh [name of the person you're telling the joke to.]"

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u/Bladrak01 — 16 days ago

"This book is like if Korben Dallas and Ruby Rhod from The Fifth Element were transported to the Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy universe and the entire story was narrated by Jack Burton (Big Trouble in Little China) doing a Patrick Warburton impression. Except Ruby Rhod is a cat named Princess Donut, and Korben Dallas never gets any pants."

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u/Bladrak01 — 16 days ago