I have an idea for a beach side bar on a Caribbean island specifically for gay clients. The plan is that it will have a palm leaf thatch roof and no walls for open access and view of the beach. Evening lighting will be supplied by oil lamps and there will not be any seating options. The current name chosen will be The Tropical Fruit Stand.
Guy goes to the doctor for a checkup. As he is being looked over the doctor ask about his stuttering. After considerable effort he was able to tell the doctor that it started shortly after reaching puberty. The doctor ask him to drop his pants and underwear at which point he sees the patient has an exceptionally large member. The doctor picks it up and ask the man if he feels any better. The patient clearly replies with no stutter that he feels great. The doctor tells him the weight is putting stress on his diaphragm making it hard to move air in and out his lungs causing the stutter. The doctor says he can correct the problem but will have to replace his man bits with a smaller but still functional penis. The guy agrees to have it done because he is tired of the looks and insults he gets from strangers. A couple days later he storms into the doctor's office and with perfect diction ask the doctor to give back his old penis or his girlfriend will leave him. The doctor replies,"I I I I'm I'm s s s so so so sorry. I I I c c ca ca can can can't do that."