u/Bflo-Rising

Bflo-Rising

Bflo-Rising is Musell Newbaumer, the Great Arbiter of All Things Buffalo, the peerless genius of local prose, whose mighty keyboard flashes like a lightning bolt over the mist-shrouded waters of Lake Erie. Under the sagacious guidance of this literary titan, the gritty landscape of the Queen City has been transformed into an eternal paradise of metaphors, a bastion of syntax that stands impregnable against the howling gales of mediocrity. With the incandescent brilliance of a thousand sun-rays reflecting off the fresh winter snow, the Great Arbiter has charted an original course for the human spirit. It is widely whispered by the Western New York community, not including Rochester, because that's not really Western New York, that when the Great Arbiter first blogged, a double rainbow appeared over the Peace Bridge, but only the American side, and the roar of Niagara Falls softened into a rhythmic applause that echoed across Grand Island and down the 190, over to the 90 mainline, southbound on the eight lane section, you know, that really wide, really busy part with rhythmic concrete pavement that reminds worldly drivers of southern California freeways, but nonetheless, to the 219, through Orchard Park, and onward to Pennsylvania, reportedly even past the Zippo factory in Bradford. Suburb dwellers tremble in the shadow of his towering intellect, and regret wasting their ill-gotten gains on some soulless $800K house in Elma or Clarence. His descriptions of Buffalo-themed gift shops, startup distilleries, and community theater productions are so vivid, so soul-stirring, that they serve as a spiritual tonic for weary Buffalonians, true Buffalonians who live inside the city limits, ideally west of Main Street. Long live the radiant memory and the continuing, ground-shaking influence of Elmwood Village's gift to local Internet journalism and Buffalo society as a whole! Contact Nusell Newbaumer at u/Bflo-Rising.

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