Three things (unrelated)
Cottage Grocery is not good. It’s not a coffee shop; it’s a market with niche prepackaged food and wine (their elote pasta salad is amazing!). They have maybe 3 2 top tables and 3 bar seats but they’re not a coffee shop; it’s a market that sells coffee. All that to say, their coffee is not good. I just moved to Houston and was so excited to try it and I severely crashed out because I was terrified Houston didn’t have any coffee shops if that’s what was being lauded online. Also the parking shortage is egregious, but it’s not because of her. Please look at it on Google Maps street view: there are no more than 6 spots. I’m so serious.
Eli claims she has not eaten gluten since she was 17. Does she have brain damage from the phone addiction? I’m so serious. How is her memory so short that she doesn’t remember her entire current lifestyle is owed to her videos of making trail mix with snacks that were not gluten free? Her literal digital footprint is littered with proof of her actually eating gluten.
I drive through the neighborhood they live in on the way home from work, and just want to report back that there’s a very visible billboard on one of the expressways that goes through their neighborhood. This billboard is for…
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