r/EliRalloSnark

Now she’s the founding father of Zara Larsson and claims she’s listened to this song everyday since 2017 yet clearly doesn’t know the words

Idk what she did to her face recently but every face she makes is so uncanny and creepy I feel I have been left alone with a sociopath and I just have to stay and watch them go looney. She’s also doing a face mask a day at this point which is just crazy overuse imo

1. that hair looks bad, it’s just wavy cause she admitted she isn’t taking care of it — even tho it’s literally “toooo healthy” 🫩
2. ray bans were never out of style, except maybe the fuck ass ones she got
3. bad spray tan
4. just can’t let the white fit at grad go
5. also literally don’t speak on Austin
6. for someone that doesn’t really drink, she seems pretty drunk here

I just don’t understand why anyone would post these photos of themself voluntarily

As someone who lost her mom to lung cancer ed, I’m so over Gen Z influencers glorifying smoking…she’s finally made me mad enough to post on this sub 😡

Libra is a mega bi*tch mean girl. I can’t help but feel a little bad for Eli

Please who wears white to someone else’s graduation 😭😭 it’s common fucking knowledge but of course libra had to stand out so so does she!!!

Have we talked about her dad’s electric blue Gwagon? Her trying to cosplay average, non greedy liberal is so funny🤣 they are classless

She posted these in response to people apparently telling her not to wear white to graduation

(plus more including pics of her mom “slaying” and wearing white to both of her brothers’ graduations) She’s never beating the chronically bothered and angry allegations.

I know Eli isn’t exactly the poster child for New Jersey’s education system, but still… New Jersey consistently ranks in the top five across most education measures, while Texas is always much lower, usually in the bottom quarter.

This is what people are asking about and why she apparently has to answer the question so often. Like… does she not realize Texas is considering a required reading list that includes the Bible? And that it leads the country in banned books? This isn’t about if your neighbor is registered a Republican. The issues are much deeper than that.

Also, her suburban hometown has shifted left recently. Her own family though👀

This is comical to me. We all know how
upset she is about not having an Italy wedding. She’s posted about it I think weekly ? For the past 2 years. God Forbid poor Avery gets a say in anything. I bet it was nerve wracking for him to confront bridezilla. Italy dream pretty loosely held but it was her lifelong dream and I do recall seeing a Italy wedding Pinterest board with thousands of pins a while back. Hoping she gets into that rehab after the wedding. She’s spiraling

If the wedding dance is anything like this or her other signature dance moves we are in for a treat! I can’t wait for 6/6/26