u/Begani_Shadi_mein

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Full time MBA, Delhi Government degree, Zero attendance🕺

Do you want to do a fulltime MBA from a Delhi Government University but you don’t have time to even achieve 20% attendance?

Well, don’t get frustrated. BCIPS Dwarka is here for super lazy guys like you. Or for those who want to get an MBA to brighten their matrimonial prospects.

Even zero percent attendance is not a huge hindrance in your quest for a full time MBa degree.

Banarsidas Chandiwala College at Dwarka Sector 11, Dwarka is just for you.
Affiliated to IP university, this college is struggling with very poor admission numbers.
Why?

Horrible teachers who dictate lectures from AI prepared notes, zero industry experience, poor academic backgrounds and with poor command over language, ensure that most students simply bunk the classes. And since there is no functional canteen or games facilities, the students just don’t turn up regularly. On an average the attendance is 25% of the college strength.

On top of it the college infrastructure is doomed. Leaking RO water coolers that are never serviced, stinking toilets with broken faucets, canteen whose floor remains unswept and whose menu is Maggi and soft drinks, zero recreational activities, make this college the most unattractive place to pursue your MBA.

But how does the college manage to get even 50% admissions? The trick is simple

The college promises to allow you to appear in exams even if you have zero competition. The internal marking system is excellent. Everyone gets at least 30 marks out of total possible 40 marks. So passing the MBA final exams is a breeze. Just get 20 out of 60 marks (final exams) and you get a score of 50% and the prestigious MBA degree (full time) from IP university.

Another USP of the college is that they show 65-70% attendance against your name (in the attendance registers) even if you have zero attendance. Even today, many MBA Final year students are working full-time while pursuing full time MBA

The guys are good and take no bribes, I swear. All they want from you is the university plus college fees and Likes on their Instagram account.

God Bless Banarsi Das College, Dwarka.

One shortcoming: Banarsidas College Dwarka promises 100% placements but almost 99% placements are due to the efforts of the students themselves. No company has visited the campus in the past 3 years.

u/Begani_Shadi_mein — 5 days ago