u/BeckywiththeGoodpuss

You may have heard about the parable of the Man from Nantucket or may be more familiar with its alternate title, "The Man from Nantucket," either from your lived experience or from allusions in episodes of The Simpsons or SpongeBob.

if you haven't, it basically goes like this:

> There once was a man from Nantucket
> Whose dick was so long he could suck it.
> He said with a grin,
> As he wiped off his chin,
> "If my ear were a cunt I would fuck it."

How does this relate to Ozzy? The idol is the man's aforementioned member. It loomed so large that Ozzy ended up going home with it in his mouth while attempting to assuage someone who serves cunt (Audbry).

Very allegorical.