Boobs are so annoying
When I was young I always wanted to have big boobs. I felt like they looked nice, having them would make me feel more feminine and shapely. I was jealous of all the girls with big boobs as a teen when mine were small. Now at 29 mine are a 30DD and not huge, but they're just big enough to be obnoxious.
I HATE bras but if I don't wear them I can't so much as walk fast without them hurting. I still refuse to wear them unless I'm going hiking or exercising. And don't get me started on the 2.5 weeks of my luteal phase where they hurt SO bad.
Boobs are overrated. I sometimes daydream of being an a cup so I can run around without having to hold my boobs in place because a sports bra won't even do its job properly.
End rant.