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Memory Transcription Subject : Beau Hunter - Farsul Rescue : Date : Reclaimed Terran Time : May 14th, 2936
The little cured human barista and her bright blue haired friend had just joined our little party, locking hands and arms with Arun and Dr.Colwater who welcomed them in eagerly and with seemingly little question. That was odd, they must be friends or something, weird she didn't say anything before to them, but I guess it's possible that mine and the other regular humans’ presence was throwing her off balance.
It warmed my heart a little though that she had warmed up to us so fast. At least enough to want to stay in our presence for her friends.
That blue hair color was definitely something though. I shook Aiko's hand at my side as she was currently holding onto mine. Which garnered both hers and Mrs.Rami’s attention who still had her hands wrapped loosely around my bicep. Leaving just enough give for me to sip at my disappointedly watered down cured human coffee.
“Hey Aiko, you see that new guy over there, the one that just walked up?”
“Yes, What about him?”Aiko asked, tilting her head slightly and looking at me curiously with one eye.
“Well I know you were telling me back on the ship that the dog looking aliens did all sorts of weird things to humans to make them all different and prey like right? So I was just wondering, did they mess with things like, hair color and stuff?”
Aiko's eyes went wide for a moment at my question, but she quickly corrected her course, her fingers gently tapping on Lucas’s hand as she thought.. “Well Beau from what I understand of it. The farsul had to edit a relatively large portion of the human genome, Sometimes those edits could be broad and affect more than what the farsul likely intended, especially when a thousand years of genetic drift are involved, as for how this affects hair colors well……”
“.......modern humans have all sorts of hair colors!” Mrs.Rami chimed in from beside me. “While some are more rare than others, I have seen yellow, green magenta, sometimes even a super rare pink one.”
“Um…Mrs.Rami I’m not sure if……” Aiko seemed to want to try and add something to Mrs.Rami’s statement.
“Did you not have any of those colors in your time?” Mrs.Rami continued to forge onward regardless.
“Well no, but maybe I have seen some people with really yellow blondish hair sometimes. I grew up in a pretty rural area so I can't say I have had the most unique people cross my sightlines, I'm afraid."
“Oh, well that's a shame sweety.” Mrs.Rami finished.
I looked over to Aiko, who seemed flustered, and I swore I heard Anna try to suppress a giggle over the chaotic chattering of our new friends.
I think they might be trying to make fun of me.
I was about to say something scathing in reply, but was sidetracked as everyone came to an abrupt halt all at once.
Everyone who grew up walking in lockstep with way too dense crowds of people stopped on a dime almost effortlessly, likely used to maneuvering in large groups.
Everyone who was normal nearly tripped over whichever diminutive cured human or alien was unfortunate enough to be standing in front of them.
The elderly Mia was caught by an ever vigilant Muca.
Anna was caught by the rubbery pavement as she managed to fall in between the two guys in front of her, rolling as to not land on Bilnen who she was holding.
And I actually ended up being steadied out by the combined efforts of the two cured humans who had just joined our group.
They placed their hands firmly against my stomach and chest, grabbing on as best they could and pushing to prevent me from toppling over.
As soon as I was righted I was quick to thank them.
The blue haired guy was quick to respond. “No problem big guy, and I got to say you got some nice muscles on you, you must have worked hard for those.”
I laughed off the complement. “Oh it's no big deal, you tend to get that way when you spend a lot of time in the backwoods doing chores.”
“Oh nonsense, don't sell yourself short.” He encouraged. “Oh and my name's Bruce by the way, and I believe you met my girlfriend Jezebel.” He spoke in a haughty tone, as he gestured with one hand to the barista from earlier.
“Ah nice to meet you both.” I replied with two firm handshakes which they both accepted in turn.
I turned my attention back to whatever Abdel was talking to Anna and Mia about now, but not before noticing Bruce’s eye twitch.
Did he just wink at me?
No, it was probably just a hard blink, I just couldn't see the other side of his head that well.
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I thought getting into what I understood to be some kind of small personalized movie theatre would be a hassle given how afraid so much of the town seemed to be of us. But Abdel has already rented out a large nook to watch media in at a business appropriately called the Media Nook.
We only had to deal with a single gojid theater attendant, who despite having their quills thoroughly raised and insisting on keeping them in between him and us, just about managed to take us to our private theater with minimal fuss.
The Nook in itself was about what I expected. Large couches, beanbags, padded benches and even some lounging beds filled the room. All festooned with blankets, pillows and plushies galore.
The room was already a quarter way to its maximum capacity if you counted the sheer number of stuffed toy aliens alone.
The three oldest people in the room were offered up the seat of honor, dead center facing the wall sized tv screen was a couch that probably could have accommodated five or six cured humans, but ultimately came in at just a bit wider than a pre federation three seater couch.
Mia, Anna and I sunk into its plush cushions whilst Abdel showed us how to use the push button controls to put the leg rests up and recline the back rests.
“Damn so this is like a really fancy lazy guy sofa chair.” I commented as Abdel handed me the remote to my seat to use as I please.
“Well, Not that fancy.” The bunny Doctor Coldwater rebutted. “The real nice ones got the built-in back massagers.” She spoke with a wince. Running her tail down her spine only for a cured human nearby to quickly take the hint.
“Ahh but you see ancestors,” Mrs.Rami began to speak, appearing behind Mia who didn't notice her move in behind the sofa. “complaining about a lack of a massage function for a chair on earth is like complaining about a lack of water in the ocean.” She snickered, before placing her hands upon the backrest Mia was now leaning her head against.
“Now what do you say girlfriend about letting those old joints experience some genuine human hospitality, one dusty old crone to another.” Mrs.Rami joked.
Mia placed a hand to her chin in contemplation. “Well… normally my husband Filray back home does his best to help ease these sore joints, but from what I’ve heard back in the archives, I hear that I'm supposedly missing out on the premiere experience hmm?”
“I am nothing if not experienced." Mrs.Rami assured.
“Ahh what the hell.” Mia threw her hands up. “Might as well try it, you only live once afterall.” Mia relented as she rolled her shoulders to loosen them before leaning back and letting her new friend begin to rub the tension from her shoulders and kneed circles into the base of her skull.
As Mia settled into that we began the laborious process of picking out a movie. And the methodology involved was actually rather civilized, using our holotabs ;which Aiko had to help me and Anna with; we were able to all pick out movies and vote in a tiered bracket which one we wanted to watch. Which was probably for the best in a group of sixteen of us.
Naturally me and Anna were unable to find any movies we even knew the name of, much less the most basic of premises. But Mia actually selected a farsul film, an old historical drama allegedly about the building of a large and ancient damn, and the complex politicking and interpersonal drama that went into even getting its blueprints drawn up much less built.
It didn't end up making its way to the top three however.
It was a close race between a romance movie, some medical drama, and what Filin described as a ‘Exterminator Flick’, which I guess was the closest thing I could expect to an action movie in this society.
While the aliens and cured humans were deliberating between the final three movies, Anna looked over to Mia, whose massage had turned into just regular petting, as Mrs.Rami ran her fingers through her hair.
“So how does that feel?” Anna asked her friend.
“It feels quite nice actually.” Mia replied. “You should give it a try.” She spoke with a smirk.
Anna initially doesn't respond to that goad, but Abdel is quick to chime in from beside her. “I can groom you Anna if you want to try it!” He speaks excitedly.
“Well, thanks for the offer Abdel, it's just that, well… I don’t.. Hmmmm.”
She looks down and notices Dr.Bilnen, who she is currently snuggling into her chest, and has been absentmindedly petting as she was speaking, before she erupts into a light giggle.
“Well, I guess I have been petting actual people for the last couple days, like non stop actually.” She chuckled out. “I guess it's only fair that I receive the same treatment.”
“Petting?” Abdel asked as he began to run his fingers through Anna’s hair. Gingerly running his digits in small circles all along her scalp. Gracefully pushing her thin blond strands of hair to the side as she closed her eyes on reflex.
“Its what we called grooming back in the day, when you scratch, rub, or massage the fur of an animal, the fluffier the better, and it's kind of what you guys do to one another, though it's usually called a massage when you do it to other people.” She admitted.
“Well then I hope you like your petting then.” Abdel giggled out.
“I will reluctantly admit, this is pretty relaxing actually.” She whispered out.
I could almost feel half the eyes in the room turn to me after that interaction, all hyper aware of the unspoken question.
“Well I have pet almost no one, so I have earned no penance pets.” I spoke abruptly.
“Awh common Beau," the barista from earlier replied. “Grooming, or pets as you like to call them isn't a punishment silly, it's a nice thing you do for your herd mates.” Jezebel uttered as she also walked behind the couch as well.
I was really starting to consider just shoving the couch directly into the wall.
“I'm not sure I feel comfortable with the idea.”
“It's not uncomfortable, it's pleasant?” She stated, genuine confusion seeming to color her voice. “Do you have antisocial PD by chance?” The woman asked.
“Listen I’m no head case, it's just that…”
“Wait! Bruce is a professional groomer.” She excitedly cut me off as the blue haired guy from earlier joined her at her side. ”He’s trained in fur grooming, hair care and massages.” She assured me.
“Yeah I even have some nice tea tree oil leave in conditioner on me, it smells really good and feels really nice and tingly on your scalp.” He says, pulling out a bottle of some green stuff from his bag.
“People pay good money for his services Beau.” Said Jezebel.
“Common Beau you should try it.” Chimed in Aiko. “It’s so relaxing!"
“Try it beau!”
“It’s okay.”
“We won't judge you."
“You’ll love it.”
The crowd around me erupted in what could be considered support, but what ended up feeling more like goading or peer pressure.
“Okay! Fine! I’ll give it a try you rowdy wackos!” I finally relented.
The group gave off a collective cheer as I bent back my neck and laid my head against the top of the head rest giving the man free and easy access.
“Alright Bruce.” I sighed. “Do your worst.”
The man merely let out a laugh in reply. “Don’t worry gorgeous, you're in good hands.” He spoke in a sassy sounding tone.
Eccentric this one.
The movie trailers that had served as nothing more than white noise up until this point finally wrapped up to make way for the main event.
And after the title card dropped and the aliens characters of this foreign alien film started playing their roles on the screen in front of me, I felt the tender fingers of Bruce dance across my skull in a tingly little dance.
I had to admit, though quite reluctantly, that the massage was quite nice and relaxing, the gentle tickles scratching an itch I didn't know I had. Though I wouldn't dare voice that sentiment aloud.
Replying to the question of if I liked it or not with a simple. “It’s fine.”
As the movie went on, I slowly began to feel my eyelids begin to grow heavy despite all the commotion in the room around me, as the day's events began to finally catch up with me.
I think I'm going to need to start mixing my own coffee here. This stuff is weak… as… hell.
{Memory transcript interrupted : Cause : Subject Loss of Consciousness}
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Herd Tracker Widget : Herd Status Report
Herd Population : 16
Herd Occupants:
-Beau - Ancestor Human - Conservationist
-Anna - Ancestor Human - Graduated Medical student
-Mia - Ancestor Human - Old and mischievous
-Dr.Bilnen -Zurulian Doctor - Emotional Support Zurulian
-Aiko - Cured human Historian - Trying not to make it obvious
-Lucas - Cured Human Historian - Completely Oblivious
-Abdel - Cured Human U.E Military - Weary Event Planer
-Muca - Mazic Exterminator - Best Girlfriend
-Filin - Venlil U.E Military - Sneakily Licking Dave
-Dave - Cured Human U.E Military - Local Salt dispensary
-Dr.Coldwater - Sivkit Doctor U.E Military - Has two loving dads back home.
-Arun - Cured Human U.E Military - Placeholder human
-Chandra - Gojid U.E Military - Token Gojid
-Mrs.Rami - Cured Human Old lady - To old to give a fuck
-Jezebel - Cured Human Horny Barista - Needs a cold cup of water
-Bruce - Cured Human Fabulous Salon Worker - Mr.Steal Your Ancestor
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