Idk if this is the place but this one is "fun".
I got broken up with while I was at one of my side jobs. It was a shock, honestly I didn't see it coming, we had just talked for hours before and everything seemed fine before she dropped the bomb via text and deleted/blocked everything, even her email address.
I was so fucked up by it, that when my manager came in she thought I was having a heart attack because I was white as a sheet, sitting on the ground, unresponsive, and there was a good amount of vomit in the garbage can next to me.
She called an ambulance. By the time the ambulance arrived I was somewhat responsive and told them "No I'm fine, I don't need an ambulance."
So here's where it gets fun lol - me and my now ex gf were long distance - she lived in Australia, I live in America. I had already purchased tickets to fly to see her for Easter. I was planning on proposing at the Easter Carnival.
Another fun fact: In America, when you call for an ambulance - even if you don't use it, you still have to pay for it - or at least in my state. So to add insult to injury, I had to sell the ring I had bought to propose to my gf of three years to pay for the ambulance ride I didn't take.
TLDR: SHE FUCKED ME UP REAL BAD YA'LL LOL