u/Barbarberg

Blurb:

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A man seeking enlightenment, crashing into the immovable wall of silly intrigue.

Ding dong. Knock knock. An idea impregnates Adam’s head like… well, you get the idea. No?

Tired of his everyday distractions, Adam convinces his friends Joe and Mary to enroll at university in pursuit of knowledge. There, they meet people – and people are bastards – so naturally, politics, intrigue, death, and destruction follow, escalating far beyond anyone’s expectations.

Eventually, Adam is persuaded by a wise old janitor to attempt something daring: steal the legendary tree of knowledge from the violent university president. But he’s far from the only one with designs on the tree. A smooth-talking Cardinal shows up, and soon the university is spiraling into chaos, torn apart by silly intrigue and minor philosophical disagreements.

Absurd, pseudo-philosophical, pseudo-religious, pseudo-modern, pseudo-medieval, darkly comic, and wildly entertaining, Curiosity Lost is a satirical tale of ambition, idealism, and the unpredictable consequences of trying to do anything meaningful.

The author, who is definitely a different person from the person writing this blurb, advertises the book as “Dark academia meets Life of Brian”

Now… Can you really just take his word for that? Yes! Of course you can. I believe in you.

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If you like satire, quirky dialogue, silly plots, and occasional deep philosophical sparring, then you may like this book.

It's a strange book, but I'm a firm believer in trying to do something different with your book regardless of what style is currently in vogue (In other words: I don't sell very well).

The book is mainly driven forth by plot and by dialogue. The plot goes fast while the dialogue takes its time. It has two main intersecting storylines and multiple POVs according to what is most relevant for each chapter.

What the book is about is perhaps the hardest thing to describe about the book, especially without spoiling it, but it is about a man seeking enlightenment, crashing into the immovable wall of silly intrigue, you could say. I once wrote the following: "The novel is a tragicomic take on the idealistic pursuit of enlightenment against the need to conform to a world where such enlightenment is neither necessary nor even desired."

How far can such a book escalate, you ask? Quite far. Very far.

This book is the second book I wrote, but the first book I finished editing and published.

As far as getting people to read this type of book, the hardest part is really trust. Can you actually trust that it will be worth your time? No. But wait! Can you trust that it will be funny? I mean, that depends on your humor... Can you trust that it's theoretically hilarious and big-brain compliant? Yes, absolutely. Absolutely. Big brained man wrote it for others of similar brain size, but can you know that for sure? Can you??

Basically, what I am trying to communicate, is... well, what I want to say is just... Trust me, bro. Trust me hard. Trust me timbers.

(It's free until may9)

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u/Barbarberg — 8 days ago
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Blurb:

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A man seeking enlightenment, crashing into the immovable wall of silly intrigue.

Ding dong. Knock knock. An idea impregnates Adam’s head like… well, you get the idea. No?

Tired of his everyday distractions, Adam convinces his friends Joe and Mary to enroll at university in pursuit of knowledge. There, they meet people – and people are bastards – so naturally, politics, intrigue, death, and destruction follow, escalating far beyond anyone’s expectations.

Eventually, Adam is persuaded by a wise old janitor to attempt something daring: steal the legendary tree of knowledge from the violent university president. But he’s far from the only one with designs on the tree. A smooth-talking Cardinal shows up, and soon the university is spiraling into chaos, torn apart by silly intrigue and minor philosophical disagreements.

Absurd, pseudo-philosophical, pseudo-religious, pseudo-modern, pseudo-medieval, darkly comic, and wildly entertaining, Curiosity Lost is a satirical tale of ambition, idealism, and the unpredictable consequences of trying to do anything meaningful.

The author, who is definitely a different person from the person writing this blurb, advertises the book as “Dark academia meets Life of Brian”

Now… Can you really just take his word for that? Yes! Of course you can. I believe in you.

---

If you like satire, quirky dialogue, silly plots, and occasional deep philosophical sparring, then you may like this book.

It's a strange book, but I'm a firm believer in trying to do something different with your book regardless of what style is currently in vogue (In other words: I don't sell very well).

The book is mainly driven forth by plot and by dialogue. The plot goes fast while the dialogue takes its time. It has two main intersecting storylines and multiple POVs according to what is most relevant for each chapter.

What the book is about is perhaps the hardest thing to describe about the book, especially without spoiling it, but it is about a man seeking enlightenment, crashing into the immovable wall of silly intrigue, you could say. I once wrote the following: "The novel is a tragicomic take on the idealistic pursuit of enlightenment against the need to conform to a world where such enlightenment is neither necessary nor even desired."

How far can such a book escalate, you ask? Quite far. Very far.

This book is the second book I wrote, but the first book I finished editing and published.

As far as getting people to read this type of book, the hardest part is really trust. Can you actually trust that it will be worth your time? No. But wait! Can you trust that it will be funny? I mean, that depends on your humor... Can you trust that it's theoretically hilarious and big-brain compliant? Yes, absolutely. Absolutely. Big brained man wrote it for others of similar brain size, but can you know that for sure? Can you??

Basically, what I am trying to communicate, is... well, what I want to say is just... Trust me, bro. Trust me hard. Trust me timbers.

amazon.com
u/Barbarberg — 8 days ago

Hi, everyone. I'm just looking for some writing tips. Could someone help me with the composition of this chapter?

Here's a sample:

Big big. Me write. Bob go to shop. See Lisa. Lisa say, "Hey bob."

Now, Bob big. BRAIN I MEAN, not penis - EM DASH - I PROMISE! Bob think different. He good at talk. He say, "Hello.".

Very good, Bob!!

Very NICE!

Life is GOOD from here on out

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What's the chance that I will now earn money????????? Money nice and I like to have. Passive income??????

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u/Barbarberg — 9 days ago

Blurb:

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In a future where women dominate the world, and men survive only in isolated pockets of Australia, the Great Man Society sends a small group of dudes on a mission that obviously spirals into absurdity. From a vicious fight with a tuna fish that leaves no man untouched, to encounters with cannibal oil-riggers, feuding noble houses, and political intrigues in Los Angeles, the men confront a world both futuristic and oddly ancient.

Told through the eyes of a self-important historian who believes in his own psychic insight, Greg of Despair: A Great Man Odyssey is a satirical epic that combines adventure, quirky philosophy, and dark humor. The men navigate murder, maybe some marriage, brutally silly politics, and unexpected betrayals, all while pursuing a mysterious agent named Kurtis, whose secrets may or may not matter.

Laden with (and in large part propelled by!) satire, epic adventure, and philosophical reflection, this story unites the ancient and the absurd in a future as strange as it is unforgettable. (I certainly haven't forgotten it, and neither should you!)

Apollo! Arrange a meeting with the muses. We have things to discuss...

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It was the first book I wrote, but the second book i finished editing and published. It is a bit of a strange book, but there it is. It bears some of that history, which to me makes it a bit of an interesting artifact. Personally, I think it's best in the middle.

Do you like quirky philosophical satire where it's never quite clear what it's making fun of? Well, if you do, it might be for you, maybe. I could technically mark it as science fiction, but it doesn't focus on those aspects at all. It's a satirical epic featuring adventurers and medieval city state politics, happening in the future but also with a kind of old fashion'ed feel. Not really sure what category it is in, but I therefore coin the term "Satirical Epic" as the genre

The book is slightly inspired by the Samuel Butler translation of the Illiad and Odyssey, because grandiose Victorian prose often makes me laugh. There's also some elements of something Plato's republic adjacent, and with many nods to pop culture, and even Heart of Darkness to some extent, though that's mainly for plot purposes rather than theme

If you read it, you'll make writing feel slightly less meaningless, but I'll keep doing it regardless, because it's fun :)

u/Barbarberg — 15 days ago