u/BanzaiBeebop

Dumb ways to diiiiie!

Game: Here's a laboratory that can only be accessed by a hull breach caused by a mysterious green explosion. How did that hull breach happen you ask? Why don't you come in and find out!?

Me: Sure thing!

Game: Now see here they were clearly running an experiment on 3 different prototypes involving green flame. The first didn't work at all, the third worked great, but footage of the second prototype is completely burned through. Now given that the second chamber is all burned up, why do you think that is?

Me: It's clearly a conspiracy THEY don't want me to know the secrets of the second artifact. I must experiment with it at once!

Game: Congratulations, you're dead. Here's an achievement so all your friends can know what a dumbass you are! Don't say I didn't try to warn you!

The dumbassery here is truly next level because to even piece together how to get to the hull breach, use the lantern, AND suspect foul play in the first place required a level of deduction and problem solving well beyond what was required to come to the logical conclusion that the second artifact would blow me up.

And yet...

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u/BanzaiBeebop — 1 day ago

May Book Club Pick: Everyone on the Moon is Essential Personnel by Julian Jarboe

This is a short story collection so if you can't do EVERY story pick one or two to focus on.

Discussion Dates and Stories Covered Below

May 24th: The Marks of Aegis through Wake World

May 31st: Everyone on the Moon is Essential Personnel through The Thing In Us We Fear Just Wants Our Love

u/BanzaiBeebop — 2 days ago

WTF Do You Mean There's A First Aid Station and Fuel Refill Tank On Your Ship!?

I just finished the game. Love it, adored it, immediately rebooted my last save to see if the museum changed at all.

Go to put on my suit, just to dash over to the museum and then right back to my ship.

When I come back I find an extra little x option next to the suit rack offering to patch me up and refill my fuel.

In all my 20 hours not ONCE did I notice that feature.

... The number of emergency visits to Chert I've endured to refuel my tank and health, the number of bittersweet campfire endings because I didn't make it in time and took them up on their offer to wait out the end of the universe together.

I was starting to write a tragic romance in my head it was happening so often.

Only to discover it was a romance built on the foundation of my own idiocy. 😭.

(I still love you Chert).

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u/BanzaiBeebop — 2 days ago

Vote: May Book Club Poll: Queer Short Story Collection

This months queer book club theme is inspired by the "Short Story Collection" square on the bingo card.

This will be a short poll, 48 hours from the time of this post.

Both discussions will be posted on a Sunday this time (for my sanity).

May 24th - Halfway Discussion (Based on whichever story ends closest to the halfway mark).

May 31st - Final Discussion

Because this is once again a short turn around time (we will be posting polls for June later this month so it doesn't happen again) each discussion post will be divided into sections for each story. So if you can't read ALL the stories chose one story you'd like to focus on and discuss.

Mind the page count and the short turn around time to read.

I once again tried focus on a variety of themes, settings, and tones and variety of queer-rep.

I can't post polls so please upvote your favorite option in the comments below.

Everyone on the Moon is Essential Personnel - Julian K Jarboe

Pages: 204

In this debut collection of body-horror fairy tales and mid-apocalyptic Catholic cyberpunk, memory and myth, loss and age, these are the tools of storyteller Jarboe, a talent in the field of queer fabulism. Bodily autonomy and transformation, the importance of negative emotions, unhealthy relationships, and bad situations amidst the staggering and urgent question of how build and nurture meaning, love, and safety in a larger world/society that might not be "fixable." 

Add Magic to Taste - Assorted Authors

Pages: 306

For Add Magic to Taste, 20 authors have come together to produce all-new, original short stories uniting four of our absolute favorite themes: queer relationships, fluff, magic, and coffee shops! Our diverse writers have created an even more diverse collection of stories guaranteed to sweeten your coffee and warm your tart.

Gods of Want - K-Ming Chang

Pages: 224

In "Auntland," a steady stream of aunts adjust to American life by sneaking surreptitious kisses from women at temple, buying tubs of vanilla ice cream to prepare for citizenship tests, and hatching plans to name their daughter "Dog." In "The Chorus of Dead Cousins," ghost-cousins cross space, seas, and skies to haunt their live-cousin, wife to a storm-chaser. In “Xífù,” a mother-in-law tortures a wife in increasingly unsuccessful attempts to rid the house of her. In "Mariela," two girls explore one another's bodies for the first time in the belly of a plastic shark while in "Virginia Slims," a woman from a cigarette ad comes to life. And in "Resident Aliens," a former slaughterhouse serves as a residence to a series of widows, each harboring her own calamitous secrets. With each tale, K-Ming Chang gives us her own take on a surrealism that mixes myth and migration, corporeality and ghostliness, queerness and the quotidian. Stunningly told in her feminist fabulist style, these are uncanny stories peeling back greater questions of power and memory. 

Trans-Galactic Bike Ride - Edited by Lydia Rogue

Pages: 192

"What would the future look like if we weren't so hung up on putting people into boxes and instead empowered each other to reach for the stars? Take a ride with us as we explore a future where trans and nonbinary people are the heroes.

In worlds where bicycle rides bring luck, a minotaur needs a bicycle, and werewolves stalk the post-apocalyptic landscape, nobody has time to question gender. Whatever your identity you'll enjoy these stories that are both thought-provoking and fun adventures.

Featuring brand-new stories from Hugo, Nebula, and Lambda Literary Award-winning author Charlie Jane Anders, Ava Kelly, Juliet Kemp, Rafi Kleiman, Tucker Lieberman, Nathan Alling Long, Ether Nepenthes, and Nebula-nominated M. Darusha Wehm. Also featuring debut stories from Diana Lane and Marcus Woodman."

Mothman is my Boyfriend - McKayla Coyle

Pages: 192

Welcome to Cryptid Creek, a secret town full of undiscovered creatures, from yetis to lake monsters. Only very special humans can find their way here, but when they do stumble in, they can’t resist the allure of this cozy locale—or its fascinating citizens.

Join the humans of this inclusive fantasy community as they browse the bookshop with Mothman, hit the skate park with nightcrawlers, wander the botanical garden with the Jersey Devil, and go on other dream dates that offer new spins on classic romance tropes. Stories include:

  • A friends-to-lovers slow burn with the Loveland Frog
  • A fake dating scheme with a swamp monster
  • A butch/femme hookup with Sasquatch
  • A second-chance drama with the Michigan Dogman
  • And more fun trysts with your favorite creatures!

If you loved Legends and Lattes and That Time I Got Drunk and Yeeted a Love Potion at a Werewolf, get ready to dust off your cryptozoology equipment and put on your cutest outfit—because monster lovers, misfits, and anyone who relates to cryptids will never want to leave this mountain town.

u/BanzaiBeebop — 4 days ago

Hello!

I'm an one day late. The final discussion for this book WILL be next Thursday 4/30 but I originally scheduled the halfway for yesterday. That was me getting my dates and days jumble.

This discussion is for all of the book up to the start of

Casper and Jules Get Eaten By Snakes and Die.

Please do not spoil anything past the start of this chapter.

u/BanzaiBeebop — 20 days ago