Dumb ways to diiiiie!
Game: Here's a laboratory that can only be accessed by a hull breach caused by a mysterious green explosion. How did that hull breach happen you ask? Why don't you come in and find out!?
Me: Sure thing!
Game: Now see here they were clearly running an experiment on 3 different prototypes involving green flame. The first didn't work at all, the third worked great, but footage of the second prototype is completely burned through. Now given that the second chamber is all burned up, why do you think that is?
Me: It's clearly a conspiracy THEY don't want me to know the secrets of the second artifact. I must experiment with it at once!
Game: Congratulations, you're dead. Here's an achievement so all your friends can know what a dumbass you are! Don't say I didn't try to warn you!
The dumbassery here is truly next level because to even piece together how to get to the hull breach, use the lantern, AND suspect foul play in the first place required a level of deduction and problem solving well beyond what was required to come to the logical conclusion that the second artifact would blow me up.
And yet...