u/Banyah

Image 1 — You’ve all played with an OMC before…has anyone ever had the distinct pleasure of playing with an OMB?
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You’ve all played with an OMC before…has anyone ever had the distinct pleasure of playing with an OMB?

This lovely gentleman would resume reading his book not just in between hands, but in between STREETS. Here’s a hand that captured his whole poker essence at the table: made a whole show of interrupting his reading to open pre as if the poker game was beneath him, check called KT4 flop, and check folded AK face up on 4 turn to resume reading his book.

The book reading would have been relatively harmless and even a little funny in a casual way for the entire table, if it weren’t for the fact that he began responding passively-aggressively every time the dealer innocently gestured that action was on him, as if the dealer was making a targeted remark on his ability to multitask.

u/Banyah — 5 days ago