u/BadGamingTime

After I cheekily fended the British (slur) off for roughly 30/40 years by making a deal, they came after me and wanted to add me to their Pokemon-esque collection of Protectorates.

With the French (slur) on my side and the power of Shaka Zulu's spirit in the hearts of my warriors, I defeated the vile tea slurpers easily. I also started mid way through the war to build up my non existent navy but the war was over before that really went anywhere.

Now the next step is recognitition and total supremacy over (south) Africa!