About Me:
Hey all. This is probably a bit niche, but I figured it’s better to be upfront about what I’m looking for instead of wasting anyone’s time.
I’m a 32 year old woman in the south-east suburbs of Melbourne. I’m pretty introverted but easy to talk to once I warm up to someone. I enjoy a bit of cooking, gardening, arts and crafts, casual swimming, amateur photography and birdwatching. I also love weird conversations, dark humour and relaxed nights in.
Physically, I’m short myself (around 153cm), plus size/chubby, pale, and very cuddly. Definitely not the gym-girl type.
What I’m Looking For:
So here’s the oddly specific part.
I’ve developed a massive crush on a guy I occasionally see around, but realistically nothing is probably ever going to happen there. Apparently my brain has now decided “small king supremacy” is a real thing, so I’m hoping to meet someone with a similar look/vibe and maybe get this obsession out of my system a little.
I’m specifically looking for a Caucasian guy between 25 and 50 who is very short in stature, ideally around 4’5” or under. Genuinely, the shorter the better.
I’m looking for something casual, low pressure and mutually respectful. Ideally someone easygoing, hygienic, discreet, and capable of holding a conversation instead of immediately acting like a caveman in DMs.
What I Offer:
I can host in the south-east suburbs and I’m very upfront about what I want, so there’s no games or mixed signals. I’m affectionate, easygoing, non-judgemental and genuinely appreciate good conversation and humour. If we click, great. If not, no hard feelings.
If this somehow sounds like you, send me a message with a bit about yourself and maybe a photo if you’re comfortable.
Please don’t message if you don’t fit the physical preference. I’m trying to be respectful by being honest upfront.
No time wasters please